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Attention, Spacemart Shoppers! We know we could just give you a text notification into your intellivisor, but we feel the bitcrushed tone of the personal announcement system just has that special touch, you know? We hope you’re enjoying your fabulous new virtual reality shopping experience like we are recreating it! We just released the latest version and now have implementing queues for your inconvenience. Now you stand around in real life and in the virtual one! Double standing! Also, there’s a bunch of apples on sale. We cannot guarantee they actually exist. Please buy eight or more.
John Hurst is your host this week and he’s ready to take off this slightly wet sock. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he’s waiting to do a 10-pull for a five star market greeter.
Ask us questions at firstname.lastname@example.org!