Manage episode 311644740 series 2951527
DIMAS HAS CHINESE MILLIONAIRE ENERGY
So She Was Joeing My D: Hare has no idea how to get a prostitute but he sees a lot of them on Tinder, so that makes sense. Dimas knows a lot about Craiglist and how it was previously used to hire freelance DJers and B touchers. What vegetables are you into? Hare shares another story of self discovery with strangers.
CrocoCryle Tears: Hare and Dimas make fun of Kyle Rittenhouse but don't worry, its just a slap on the wrist. Hare accidentally uploads a G rated nude to his Venmo Profile. Dimas is pretty sure Hare is desperate enough for it not to be an accident, despite never taking a dick pic in his life.
Dimas vs. Kiki: Hare shares more stories from Hinge. He loves black girls but he's also afraid of them. Why does everyone take so long to respond to DMs? A dermatologist trip reveals Hare has cancer on his face because he's European.
Been Verified & Dimas' New Robe: Dimas and Hare go over common relationship questions that are asked. Hare doesn't believe in bringing a condom to the first date. Dimas wonders what the escalation of force would be on a first date, Hare has never dated the Taliban before so he's unsure. Dimas debuts his new Dragon Robe he bought for his first date with a very special lady.
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