Episode 153: ‘Cockblocked’ (Joe Klocek)


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"Joe, you’re hiding in a bush and abducting me, and that’s final!” What happens if you fail to fulfill a witch’s penultimate fantasy? Comedian Joe Klocek knows his new girlfriend is out of his league; she’s hot, rich and Wiccan. He’s having panic attacks & fears a police record, but she won’t take no for an answer. Will he stop hyperventilating in that ski mask and establish some boundaries, or should he make this occultist’s dream come true? #StarWars #FearAndLube #HalfChub #MagicWand #KhakiNotKinky

Note: This story discusses a sexual assault fantasy.

Song: ‘Right Place Wrong Time’ (Dr. John)

Wanna watch Joe Klocek tell his story? He told for us recently on the Bawdy livestream, but there was this one time on our MainStage that you really should see….

View Joe’s story at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D_kPvYyWuM

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