Best Rocktopus Network Podcasts (2023)

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Tales of Nowhere

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S2E59 - Lather, Rinse, Repeat 1:28:01

1h ago1:28:01

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There was a small cave incident, and now the Janiteers find themselves back on top of a familiar mountain peak. Did someone go 88 miles per hour?By Donovan Mark IV

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Eric Hates Dragon Ball Z

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Everyone Loves A Super Introduction 46:01

4d ago46:01

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John, Spencer, and Eric return with brand new lives, new opinions, and a new plan for the podcast. It's actually pretty haphazard, we'll see if any of it sticks. Welcome back everyone!By John, Spencer, and Eric

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Tales of Nowhere

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S2E58 - Escape From The City of Wonders 1:31:58

7d ago1:31:58

1:31:58

Turns out, leaving a city known for insane magicians and chaotic magic isn't exactly a cakewalk. Also, is anybody else cold in here?By Donovan Mark IV

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Tales of Nowhere

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S2E57 - Residual Goldblum 1:33:37

21d ago1:33:37

1:33:37

The Janiteers make their way through the land of Shadow of the Demonlord on an urgent quest to reclaim a piece of silverware.By Donovan Mark IV

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Tales of Nowhere

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S2E56 - Terror in Stonewall Keep 1:40:45

1M ago1:40:45

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As DeeDee revists her hometown, troubling emotions boil to the surface. Also troubling giant monsters.By Donovan Mark IV

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Tales of Nowhere

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S2E55 - There's No Place Like Home 1:14:35

2M ago1:14:35

1:14:35

DeeDee returns home, and everything's different. Her, the world, her village, the other Janiteers, that weird thing in the sky. It's all just different, okay?By Donovan Mark IV

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Tales of Nowhere

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S2E54 - Chunky Sludge 1:25:36

2M ago1:25:36

1:25:36

The Janiteers decide on their next step, and in doing so, are pulled into an important mission with an entire universe at stake.By Donovan Mark IV

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Eric Hates Dragon Ball Z

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Bonus 23 - A Big Surprise! John, Spencer, and Eric Return for an Exciting Invitation! 44:55

3M ago44:55

44:55

We'll be at FanX 2023! Come see us! Also some stuff about cheesecake, scorpions, and Elon Musk.By John, Spencer, and Eric

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Tales of Nowhere

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Happy Hour 7 1:10:05

3M ago1:10:05

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Ready to go behind the bar in this optional episode and find out what everyone thought of Season 2's 51st Episode Spectacular arc? How did the cast like returning to their Season 1 characters? Was everything planned ahead or improvised? Did they ruin everything by bringing them back? The answers to your burning questions will be answered and more i…

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Tales of Nowhere

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S2E53 - The 51st Episode Spectacular, Part Three: Contingency Plan 1:27:27

3M ago1:27:27

1:27:27

Part Three. Deep in the bowels of the Exile of Fate, the Janiteers conclude their dive into a strange hologram recording showing the original group of Infiniteers and the end of their hail mary plan to eliminate a new threat in the multiverse.By Donovan Mark II

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Tales of Nowhere

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S2E52 - The 51st Episode Spectacular, Part Two: Pulling a Hondo 1:23:54

4M ago1:23:54

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Part Two. Deep in the bowels of the Exile of Fate, the Janiteers continue to dive into a strange hologram recording showing the original group of Infiniteers and their hail mary plan to eliminate a new threat in the multiverse.By Donovan Mark II

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Tales of Nowhere

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S2E51 - The 51st Episode Spectacular, Part One: Flashback 2:07:54

4M ago2:07:54

2:07:54

Deep in the bowels of the Exile of Fate, the Janiteers dive into a strange hologram recording showing the original group of Infiniteers and their hail mary plan to eliminate a new threat in the multiverse.By Donovan Mark II

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Tales of Nowhere

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S2E50 - A Walk in the Park 1:35:00

5M ago1:35:00

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After finding themselves in a strange theme park modeled after the exploits of the original Infiniteers, the Janiteers battle their way to the Exile of Fate as they continue to search for answers.By Donovan Mark IV

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Tales of Nowhere

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S2E49 - Finding Henry 1:33:46

5M ago1:33:46

1:33:46

With Nowhere in chaos, the Janiteers set out on a mission to locate the mysterious Writer using an old corridor known only as the Hall of Doors.By Donovan Mark IV

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Tales of Nowhere

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S2E48 - The Crumbling Café! 1:21:56

6M ago1:21:56

1:21:56

A lot's changed in Nowhere since the Janiteers were there last. What surprises await them? How is the old gang doing? And what will they do with some much needed time off?By Donovan Mark IV

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Tales of Nowhere

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Happy Hour 6 43:08

6M ago43:08

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Ready to go behind the bar in this optional episode and find out what everyone thought of Season 2's Things from the Flood arc? How did the cast like returning to the world of Tales from the Loop ten years later? Did they have any fun at all!? The answers to your burning questions will be answered and more in this Tales of Nowhere Happy Hour, becau…

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Eric Hates Dragon Ball Z

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Next Time on Eric Hates Dragon Ball Z 1:07:54

7M ago1:07:54

1:07:54

John, Spencer, and Eric talk about what's coming next for the podcast, future plans, and most importantly, Doctor Frasier Crane, famed psychiatrist.By John, Spencer, and Eric

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Tales of Nowhere

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S2E47 - The Second Battle of Cankywampus 1:48:00

7M ago1:48:00

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With a massive rift open in this universe, there's only one thing to do...try to close it before they all die. So the Janiteers gear up and do what they do best: try.By Donovan Mark IV

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Tales of Nowhere

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S2E46 - The French Mistake 1:42:58

7M ago1:42:58

1:42:58

Deep in the tunnels beneath Boulder, the gang uncovers a shocking conspiracy. Plus, Ramona grows a moustache.By Donovan Mark IV

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Eric Hates Dragon Ball Z

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Everyone Loves Dragon Ball Z (Saga 9 - The Final Chapter: Part Two - The Last One) 1:36:52

8M ago1:36:52

1:36:52

John, Spencer, and Eric talk about Star Trek! Finally. Then there's some stuff about the fans, something called Dragon Ball Z, and general banter. For the last time! For real this time!By John, Spencer, and Eric

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Tales of Nowhere

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S2E45 - Molly 1:06:56

8M ago1:06:56

1:06:56

The Janiteers chat over pizza, meet someone new, then deal with a boatload of emotional and physical trauma.By Donovan Mark IV

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Eric Hates Dragon Ball Z

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Everyone Hates Dragon Ball Z (Saga 9 - The Final Chapter (Part One)) 1:58:15

8M ago1:58:15

1:58:15

John, Spencer, and Eric talk about the history of the podcast, answer fan mail, and just generally goof off for about two hours. For the last time! Well, part one of the last time.By John, Spencer, and Eric

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Eric Hates Dragon Ball Z

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John, Spencer, and Eric Say One Word for No Particular Reason (Episode 69) 0:22

8M ago0:22

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More like episode sixty nice, am I right?By John, Spencer, and Eric

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Tales of Nowhere

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S2E44 - The Man Behind The Dragon 1:37:28

8M ago1:37:28

1:37:28

While galavanting around the wrong side of a portal, the Janiteers find a little cabin in the woods. Knock Knock.By Donovan Mark IV

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Eric Hates Dragon Ball Z

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Bonus 22 - Chris Rager Somehow Ended Up on this Podcast 54:31

9M ago54:31

54:31

Nobody understands why, but people from DBZ keep ending up talking to John and Spencer. This episode voice actor Chris Rager, Hercule Satan himself, joins the show to talk about The Last of Us, Star Wars, and of course, Borderlands 2.By John, Spencer, and Eric

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Tales of Nowhere

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S2E43 - Back to Where We Never Were 1:03:19

9M ago1:03:19

1:03:19

The Janiteers find themselves treading familiar ground on a Saturday afternoon, with familiar faces they've never met.By Donovan Mark IV

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Eric Hates Dragon Ball Z

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Eric Hates The Buu Saga (Saga in Review 9) 1:36:08

9M ago1:36:08

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Recapping the entire Final Saga of DBZ, Eric, John, and Spencer use questions and comments from the fans to fill in the gaps, but these episodes are so insane that they still talk a lot anyway. And Eric revels in John and Spencer's reluctant hatred, so that's fun.By John, Spencer, and Eric

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Tales of Nowhere

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S2E42 - The Valentine's Day (Emotional) Massacre 1:25:40

9M ago1:25:40

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It's Valentine's Day! Do you have a date to the dance? It'd be crazy if you did, cause this is a podcast. But our favorite crew of teenage misfits are headed back to school on a Friday night and things are about to get...super weird.By Donovan Mark IV

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Eric Hates Dragon Ball Z

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A Shocking Discovery! Eric's Hate is Super-Huge! (DBZ Episodes 287-291) 1:43:16

10M ago1:43:16

1:43:16

Covering Episodes 287-291 of Dragon Ball Z, the boys finish the show. Finally at long last, somehow they made it. There's a fun epilogue in the future as everyone in DBZ grows up a little (except Goku), and Eric joins in the fun because Patreon said so. This is it, all!By John, Spencer, and Eric

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Tales of Nowhere

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S2E41 - Oops! All Berries 1:33:28

10M ago1:33:28

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Have a seat and get ready for a day in the life of a teen living in Boulder, Colorado in 1997...in a weird alternate universe with robots and extradimensional technology. The Janiteers investigate the disappearance of a missing teen in order to save the Valentine's Day dance!By Donovan Mark IV

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Eric Hates Dragon Ball Z

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A Penultimate Showdown! John and Spencer's Hatred Reaches Its End! (DBZ Episodes 279-286) 1:40:41

10M ago1:40:41

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Covering Episodes 279-286 of Dragon Ball Z, this super-sized episode encompasses all of the insanity that is the Kid Buu fight. Good Guy Vegeta, Useless Porunga, Hero Hercule, and more enter the discussion as Spencer and John begin untangling the beginning of the end of Dragon Ball Z.By John, Spencer, and Eric

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Tales of Nowhere

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S2E40 - Teen Girl Squad (and Bastion) 1:39:01

10M ago1:39:01

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It's time to return to the Season 2 story and rejoin the Janiteers back in Nowhere as they prepare to go on an all-new adventure! They end up somewhere familiar yet different, and discover friendly faces, old rivalries and a whole new mess to clean up. I know that description is vague but I'm trying to avoid spoilers, okay?…

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Eric Hates Dragon Ball Z

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Spencer Despises Goku's Inappropriate Optimism (DBZ Episodes 274-278) 1:39:08

10M ago1:39:08

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Covering Episodes 274-278 of Dragon Ball Z, it's finally time to exit the innards of Buu and John and Spencer couldn't be more disappointed that this anime continues to go downhill. But it's probably their fault for trying to use logic and reason in the world of Dragon Ball Z. You think they would have learned by now.…

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Tales of Nowhere

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Happy Hour 5 - The Six Pack 1:01:06

11M ago1:01:06

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Ready to go behind the bar in this optional episode and find out what everyone thought of our wild and wacky Interdimensional Six Pack Event? And what the next RPG we visit will be? The answers to your burning questions will be answered and more in this Tales of Nowhere Happy Hour, because it's five o' clock somewhere!…

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Eric Hates Dragon Ball Z

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John for Real Goes a Little Insaiyan Watching (DBZ Episodes 269-273) 1:59:29

11M ago1:59:29

1:59:29

Covering Episodes 269-273 of Dragon Ball Z, Spencer and John are probably going to get a little bit of heat for this one. The nostalgia goggles come off as Vegito arrives because he's so cool he can do anything except what he was brought into existence to do and that's just a little strange.By John, Spencer, and Eric

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Tales of Nowhere

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S2 Bonus - The Tales of Nowhere New Year's Special 9:15

11M ago9:15

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A New Year's Eve party in Nowhere turns into a universe hopping adventure for the Janiteers in this proseful celebration of the New Year Holiday.By Donovan Mark IV

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Eric Hates Dragon Ball Z

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Bonus 21 - Eric Celebrates the 29th Anniversary of the Dumb Dragon Ball Z New Year's Special 26:03

11M ago26:03

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Recapping the Dragon Ball Z New Year's Special, Eric, John, and Spencer talk about the holidays, meeting old relatives in bath tubs, and Kentucky Fried Chicken as they say goodbye to 2022.By John, Spencer, and Eric

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Tales of Nowhere

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SIX PACK VI - The Best of Three Worlds 1:45:17

12M ago1:45:17

1:45:17

Part Six of Six. The final battle begins, as the crew of the Valkyrie prepare to close the rifts for good. Sit back, relax, and enjoy. It's time to pop open the last can of this six pack.By Tzzentch, Architect of Fate

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Eric Hates Dragon Ball Z

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John and Spencer Get Stabbed Eating at a Nice Restaurant (DBZ Episodes 264-268) 1:35:08

12M ago1:35:08

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Covering Episodes 264-268 of Dragon Ball Z, it's time for one of the coolest moments in DBZ history...after the slog that is the four episodes that come before it. Will John and Spencer survive to that point? They have to, they're not done watching the anime yet.By John, Spencer, and Eric

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Tales of Nowhere

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SIX PACK V - Cowboys and Warp Cores 1:30:56

12M ago1:30:56

1:30:56

Part Five of Six. Finally back home, the crew of the Valkyrie adjusts to life with their new crewmates and without the old, a few weeks after their return.By Tzzentch, Architect of Fate

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Eric Hates Dragon Ball Z

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Bonus 20 - Spencer and John Show You Their Vacation Slides and Read Fan Mail for Over 2 Hours 2:20:10

1y ago2:20:10

2:20:10

Recapping the entire Rhode Island Comic Con Affair, Boston, Star Trek, Bad Financial Advice, Fan Questions, and more, this mega super bonus episode is just about as chill and conversational as you can get. Come hang out with two dudes for a bit, like there aren't a zillion other podcasts doing that exact same thing.…

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Tales of Nowhere

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SIX PACK IV - The Fall of the Wexler Dynasty 1:53:12

1y ago1:53:12

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Part Four of Six. The gothic nightmare continues as the crew of the Valkyrie attempts to find out more about their missing ship, and escape this universe with their lives.By Tzzentch, Architect of Fate

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Eric Hates Dragon Ball Z

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Bonus 19 - Eric, John, and Spencer Hate Watch More DBZ Movies (Lord Slug + Cooler's Revenge) 44:08

1y ago44:08

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Stalling for more time as they recover from their recent convention adventure, the guys decide to throw up some DBZ movie reviews instead of doing their dang jobs. The movies aren't great, but the episode is fine.By John, Spencer, and Eric

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Eric Hates Dragon Ball Z

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Bonus 18 - Eric Hates DBZ LIVE from Behind a Booth on the Lower Level of a Stadium After Surviving Rhode Island Comic Con 2022 6:25

1y ago6:25

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Exhausted but grateful, Eric, John, and Spencer take a second to report on Rhode Island Comic Con 2022 from behind their booth at Rhode Island Comic Con 2022.By John, Spencer, and Eric

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Tales of Nowhere

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SIX PACK III - Crania Levitatus et Immolatum Avis 1:44:35

1y ago1:44:35

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Part Three of Six. Entering an entirely new universe, the crew of the Valkyrie must leave their morals at the Teleportarium when they're thrust into a Gothic Nightmare.By Tzzentch, Architect of Fate

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Eric Hates Dragon Ball Z

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John and Spencer Any Percent Speed Run (DBZ Episodes 259-263) 1:02:17

1y ago1:02:17

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Covering Episodes 259-263 of Dragon Ball Z, con prep and other life stuff force John and Spencer to compete in the most coveted speedrunner category of all time: talking about that thing with Buu yell spawning another dimension into existence really, really fast.By John, Spencer, and Eric

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Tales of Nowhere

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SIX PACK II - The Rocket and The Rift 1:23:57

1y ago1:23:57

1:23:57

Part Two of Six. The crew of the Valkyrie continues their search for their lost crew and their lost universe as they head to the Orange Islands on a fun Pokemon adventure.By Tzzentch, Architect of Fate

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Eric Hates Dragon Ball Z

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Spencer, His Reddit Dreams Realized (DBZ Episodes 254-258) 1:58:01

1y ago1:58:01

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Covering Episodes 254-258 of Dragon Ball Z, it's the beginning of the end as John and Spencer jump into the final season of Dragon Ball Z. There's death, resurrection, kids that have to save the world, and a whole lot of waiting for fights to happen/end. So, the show hasn't changed too much since we started this podcast.…

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Tales of Nowhere

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SIX PACK I - Of Synthehol and Scyther 1:57:55

1y ago1:57:55

1:57:55

Part One of Six. Join us for a standalone story set in the world of Tales of Nowhere! We're taking a new team of Starfleet officers on an adventure to where only some people have gone before: the wonderful world of Pokemon!By Tzzentch, Architect of Fate

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Eric Hates Dragon Ball Z

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Eric Hates The Fusion Saga (Saga in Review 8) 1:18:14

1y ago1:18:14

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Recapping the entire Fusion Saga, Eric, John, and Spencer make their VIDEO DEBUT, while Eric tries to piece together a weird DBZ Jigsaw Puzzle. This video also available on our YouTube channel with additional scenes! Check out tinyurl.com/EricHates to watch it.By John, Spencer, and Eric

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