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This week, Keri, Peter and Matthew unearthed Freudian recollections from Santa's grotto, discussed the cool, hipness of voice notes and pondered which haircut the Fickling lad should get next. Somewhere underneath the unwanted jumpers, we found: • George: Stable genius or thick as pigshit? • Two-tone Tony: The boy from Bridge Farm recalls the only …
 
There was only one story in Ambridge for Keri, Peter and Matthew this week. Well, unless you count Tony's misery flashback. So, roll up your sleeves, queensbury rules, ding ding! • YOU. ME. CAR PARK. NOWWWW! : Vince launches his own private thriller in Manila. • Ben Noble : Is he though? • Tony's lost letter pulls at our guitar strings. • Tracy is …
 
This week Keri, Peter and Matthew discussed their respective places in The Cider Shed human centipede, Keri's ad-based decision to enter the Brighton marathon in a cow suit and the divine justice of kicking your Dad in the knackers. Somewhere in all of that soily mess, we unearthed an aged beer bottle with the following messages: • Ruth's lasagne t…
 
Hey lush faces, This week Keri and Matthew run the village shop while Peter rests upstairs (arggghhh beware the stairs). We touch on Lord of the Rings, we touch on Tennant's Super, we touch on Kat Slater and we guarantee by the end of the show, you'll have touched cloth.* *The Cider Shed takes no responsibility for people's untimely bowel movements…
 
• Keri Ferry sounds much better then Shula Ferry. Now, off you pop to Sunderland. • Desperately disinteresting Dan: Back in yer horsebox mate. • Shula quiz. Question one: 'Why is Shula?' • Maiming ceremony disappoints. We may have possibly misheard the event description. • Ben/Her: Most people's second guess takes the mummy of all phonecalls. • Plu…
 
This week, a returning Keri makes Peter and Matthew empty their respective attics. Strap in for a couple of rants, mostly Archers related. Behind the skirting board they found: Dire House more like: Could an affair make Justin and Lilian interesting again? We love having Chelsea back but who TAF is the Dad? Dear diary: David reminds Kenton of his t…
 
Without Keri's Jim-like presence Peter and Matthew run riot in the grubby ball pit that was this week's The Archers. Topics covered include: Shaking Stevens (kind of), 70s lifts without doors, Graham Potter, Always Sunny, German Taxis, Fishponds and we reveal the identity of Treeboy. Somewhere in between we covered: • If there's a Russell in your h…
 
This week Peter and Matthew buried the podcast in a field, went for a few free pints then dug it up again. There's talk of 80s Majorcan holidays, Bigtrak ownership, The Sisters of Mercy, Comrade Curtis Stigers and vampire classic The Hunger. Somewhere in between we covered: • Russ, Josh, Freddie or George : Was it interfamilial guinea pig lust or r…
 
We see your future. The next 42 minutes of your life will be filled with wit and merriment. Keri, Peter and Matthew talk horoscopes, Star Wars, Paul Newman and much MUCH more. Oh and this Archers stuff: • Game over : Is Ruairi's brush with the oldest profession going to end in tears? • Heavy vetting latest : Could there be a Denise fan outing? • Ge…
 
Hey everyone, In our latest episode while Peter was away, Keri and Matthew took turns dunking each other in the paddling pool of insanity that was this week's The Archers. In between all of that we agreed to disagree on Hot Chip, asked 'have you ever spoken to a rock star and didn't know it?' and we touched on unfortunately shaped ceramics. First i…
 
This week Keri and Peter are rejoined by Matthew down in Lisbon, sounding like he's commentating on the 1967 European Cup final. In between whistling neighbours, Jethro Tull and the latest from The Ambridge Farmer's Conference, we pulled on our bath robes and looked deep into: • "She's sent the copper the wrong way!" : Lynda puts Harrison on the sp…
 
With Matthew away, it is left to Keri and Peter to wade through: • The interfamilial politics of stained glass windows. • Justin being a dreadful human being at home, work and the vet's surgery. • The knack to getting crack babies off to sleep: Tony's special rock. • Buying chips for homeless men. • Scampi as an aphrodisiac. To help us out with a l…
 
Join us this week as a submissive Keri, Peter and Matthew are pegged back by a dominantly weird week in The Archers. Under royal review are: • Male fraud: George burns, Harrison Burns, we ALL burn. • Tales from beyond the rave: Did Russ and Chelsea get too loved up? • The Horrobin Theorem: This genius plotline doesn't quite add up. • Rip it up and …
 
While Peter was away, Keri and Matthew weighed in on 'It's a Knockout' nostalgia, bikes vs trikes, open bars at cinemas (Y or N?) Oh, and THAT leadership race. In between slices of rhubarb hedgehog, we nibbled on: Who wants to be a Millionaire Shortbread eater? No one, apparently. New twins just dropped. Imagine being born into THAT family. Shula c…
 
We wanna tell you a story. About a village we know. When it comes to farming, They....oh whatevz.... This week: • Rise of The Machines: Brad gets his arse telehanded to him. • Adam vs the W.I.: This storyline will take some topping. • Justin for PM: Well he's a big enough c$#t. Please give us a vote for listener's choice category in the British pod…
 
This week, Keri and Matthew tried to fill a Peter shaped hole with talk of snakebite, 'A Place in the Sun', earthquakes and how you like your cheese: wax on or wax off? We also discussed: If you lie pathologically, Steph, you pack your bags. Them's the breaks. Willy Potter and The Ceramics of Dreams. Will Will's wiley skills pay the bills? Lynda de…
 
This week Keri, Peter and Matthew are all sorted for cheese and jizz. It's not like it sounds, honest. Pack a whistle and a puffer jacket, we're going raving. The four we can do you for a tenner are: • Steph stops smashing the back off the pinata and swings for Ben instead. • Girlfriend in a Korma? Roy curries favour and Kirsty gets Carrie-d away w…
 
This week, Keri, Peter and and Matthew talk Starships, Pagan fertility festivals and literal 5h1t. Under social assessment are: • Kirsty shows Adil where the wild things are and possibly finds a soilmate. • Social Sam takes the biscuit: Chris hires Ashford & Simpson solicitors, serves up Custody Creams whilst Alice tries to Hob Nob. • Grill Power: …
 
This week, Keri, Peter and the returning Matthew used their words to discuss serial killers, young folk stealing our old music and in some small part, that very odd week in The Archers. We're 97 per cent sure it's in this order: • Beth and Ben's sex life breaks out all over the ward. • Natasha's scan spoiler: It's not a sausage and a maxed out cred…
 
This week Keri and Peter get smashed into a big sugary yogic rush of an Ambridge week, sans Matthew who was quite busy ecstatic dancing in a field. In between you'll hear Keri lose her Latvian citizenship in straight sets and Peter recall the horny yoga of the sunshine state. Your specials are: • Jim and Jazzer: A moving moving. We Stan (Smith). • …
 
This week, Keri, Peter and Matthew discuss the life expectancy of tarantulas, being paid for sex, doing a runner from restaurants and whether 'Spag Bol' is more offensive than 'Pl**ty J**bz'. Free bonus: There's a little surprise for the gang when Peter goes off with a trademark bang and you all get to see behind The Cider Shed curtain a little bit…
 
This week, Keri, Peter and Matthew want a word. And don't you dare take a phonecall. • Nagatha Christie. Could the farrier's dark horse dealings be under investigation? • Felpersham kitchens latest: Fern cottons on and Justin reshuffles his cabinets. • Denise, Denise. He's got a crush on you. Is Alistair in heat? Email us at: hello@thecidershed.com…
 
This week, Peter, Keri and Matthew get their assets out for a forensic going over. Included in our portfolio are: "On behoof of my client...". Will Chris get a shoeing? Mia and Chelsea and Freddie and Lily. When we go high, they go Lower Loxley. Imperfect plodding competition. WTAF is going on with that Eton Mess of a storyline? Quick paint job guv…
 
Come one, come all. No, not you, Tony. While Peter was away at bootcamp, Keri and Matthew had a series of happy accidents. Down from the shelves came: Real Jills eat (niche) quiches. Fallon's creamy field of dreams. If you build it, they will fight. Tony can only come when Pat allows him. And poor Lee has to umpire. The great rep-deception. Is Jazz…
 
This week, Keri, Peter and Matthew boxed up The Archers and threw it in a skip. Then set fire to it. • We've got a file on you. Tracy's roleplay screws her dole pay. • Roy always carries a Torch, but for Grey Gables or for a husky-voiced environmentalist? • Ewe got a pretty face. Ed and Eddie discuss Shilf life. Email us at: hello@thecidershed.com …
 
Join Peter, Keri and Matthew as they borrow a smart jacket and attempt to win over resistant listeners. We've memorised the following: • They wood fire anything for love, but they won't do that. Ian and Adam refuse to share a slice. • Groin before wicket. Clarrie strains a muscle and everyone's patience. • You'll always find him selling kitchens at…
 
This week Keri, Peter and Matthew bought a ticket to the world (Ambridge) but now they've come back again. With this: • Oliver needs an HR dept. • Ruairi can't handle......the truth. • Is Freddie a lovable fool, a colossal bellend, or a lovable colossal foolish bellend? • Ambridge. It's me, I'm Kathy, I've come home. I'm so...... oh, sacked. Email …
 
A first this week as all three of us recorded the pod whilst on the same body of land. We put our slurries to the back of our minds and had a go at the following: • Vince's solar system: Panel-beating David into submission. • Ruairi's tales from the crypto seem to be a little sugar-coated. • Adil Shah: Worst hotel guest ever. • Freddie and Josh: Mo…
 
Keri caught covid so Peter and Matthew step their game up and wang on about: • Not sharts. Shah. Adil Shah. • Ruairi the wrong un. • DJ Freddie in da house stately home. • It takes a village to ruin a Martha. and so much more... Email us at: hello@thecidershed.com Message us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPod Join the Facebook Group: w…
 
*** We are having technical issues. Apologies. We will try and sort these out ASAP *** This week Keri, Peter and Matthew have a heart to shart over: • Let Tony eat cake! • The Berrow bored members kill the storyline. • Amy has left the building. Elvis is off the leash. • Busy Mumpreneur Kate offers up Roy to the cosmos and slays a vicar in one week…
 
This week on the pod, Peter, Keri and Matthew discuss famous Yvettes, telegrams to cricketers and Toot and Ploot. We also found time to cover: • Alice finds out about the world’s dullest couple. • Lily comes across a random rampant rabbit. • Justin goes over the boundary. • Ian gets whisked off his feet by the Angel Susan. Email us at: hello@thecid…
 
With Peter ill it is left to Matthew, Keri and Matthew's dad to talk about: • Nora susses the toxic cake dynamics. • Jakob’s suggestion of a lid blows Roy’s tiny mind. • Harrison’s Baptismal wet quiff turns Fallon off. • Justin’s going to turn Brian to toast. Email us at: hello@thecidershed.com Find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPo…
 
Matthew, Keri and Peter show their heartfelt appreciation for: • Tracy saves face at her boyfriend's house by agreeing to have sex at work. • Kirsty Vs. Kate - A ridiculously implausible interview process. • The Long Goodbye. Phoebe has finally gone. • Who the hell is Fallon these days? Amy has deserted her dogs and left, rather than find out. Emai…
 
It's a full house this week and Peter, Keri and Matthew are wittering about: • The name’s Aldridge. Brian Aldridge. • Sexy, sexy Chris Carter. • Will she stay or will she go? Of course Kirsty is sodding well staying. • I don't like over 60s veteran walking Cricket. No, no. I LOVE it! Email us at: hello@thecidershed.com Find us on Twitter: https://t…
 
Keri and Matthew try to wrap their heads around: • Pip is weird (and on speed). • Where’s Rex taking Bert’s brass telescope? • Cricket schmicket. • Alice knows her way round a boiler. Email us at: hello@thecidershed.com Find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPod Join the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=shar…
 
A quality week of The Archers gets the full Keri, Matthew and Peter treatment: • Should Kate be released back into the wild? • Chelsea turns around an early deficit to come out on top away from home. • We call Bull on the speed not dating. • Sunday; Isn't it nice of Brian to help Chris out? Thursday; Ohhhhhh It's about the money shocker. Email us a…
 
Matthew, Keri and Peter treat a serious topic with the respect it deserves before the puerile nonsense inevitably starts. • Kirsty and Tom honour their lost baby with Natasha's support. • Amy and Chris. Sitting in a tree. They are B. O. R. I. N. G. • Chelsea has the daggers out for Jake. • How is Kate going to cope with losing a strong Mother figur…
 
It's a threesome this week with Keri, Matthew and Peter having a go at: • We are blessed by Brian • Adam is amazing and so is Susan • Chris and Martha have a poxy week • Phoebe is torn; career and the endless beauty of the Scottish highlands, or Kate? Email us at: hello@thecidershed.com Find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPod Join t…
 
Peter and Matthew try to be civil about life at Brookfield while Keri is away in Seville: • Spoiler: David and Ruth don't die. • Leonard. Dear sweet Stockholm syndrome suffering Leonard. • Pip and Josh are... ...weirdly tolerable. Email us at: hello@thecidershed.com Find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPod Join the Facebook Group: ww…
 
It was a crude but not rude pod this week with Keri, Peter and Matthew discussing: • Jazzer is very un-Jazzery in his rental treatment of Jim • Harrison's journey to the font is sans comic potential • Massive life crisis? No problem. Bowling and bubble tea sort it out for Phoebe, Alice and Lily • The Valentine’s plot. Kenton and Jolene dragon it ou…
 
The three of us are reunited for the first time in 2022 to discuss: 1 - Alice and Amy smash bottles in a children's playground. 2 - The Olivers. Lord help us all. 3 - Is Chris the stupidest man alive? 4 - Is Mike going to explode? (Cakes, pies, curries, sausage rolls, pints) 5 - Susan and Adam. Comedy gold. Email us at: hello@thecidershed.com Find …
 
Matthew's optimism was sorely missed as Keri and Peter chuntered on about: 1 - Bitcoin - do its side effects include being incredibly rude? 2 - For those new to the show; this is Mike tucker. 3 - The annual Christmas 'entertainment' from Linda and ensemble. 4 - Ruth's new friendship circle with Stella and Usha. Email us at: hello@thecidershed.com F…
 
It was almost all Russ talk this week, with a smattering of chat about Andonis and his life in front of and behind the mic/camera. Get the Andonis look for your home: https://www.sarahbeckmather.com Peter's video suggestion with Arrogant Luke #1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkKITLKos9w Peter's video suggestion with Arrogant Luke #2: https://www…
 
We went nuts for Hazel this week. She was Scrooge in a backwards Christmas Carol where the victims were haunted by the perpetrator: • Tiny Tom • Poor pregnant Natasha • A feisty but fallible Fallon ( Sorry Matthew ) • Eddie and Ed fought back a little bit Keri's Latvian Piragi recipe: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1V1ayD-oAVB4vWFHMldW85USTuoVI…
 
There's a knock at your door. Drop your Mic to the floor. It's Ocado. It's Ocado. Either side of Keri's weekly lamb delivery we chatted about: Chelsea makes a breakthrough with Blake Mia wrestles with her conscience Linda auditions donkeys Please can Eddie be more like the Eddie we know and love Email us at: hello@thecidershed.com Find us on Twitte…
 
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