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We don't know if #TBT are still a thing, but we're doing it anyway. Loving what you are hearing? Follow us on socials! Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ Wanna email us a story, we know you’ve got one? mddtales@gmail.com Intro Music: Neill…
 
Well the cheese has well and truly slipped off the cracker & we are on a couple of big missions! Mitch Evans, still no word, so we may need to dig a little deeper than his DMS annnnnnd…. family. Our guest Tracey, tells an incredible story of when she was a tour manager on her OE, and from this yarn, we have decided to take it into our own hands to …
 
#31 “When Rach overcame cockfight! ” This week on your favorite podcast, we continue on our quest to track down Mitch Evans! Rachel’s latest semi celeb DM slide. Even though she can’t have him just yet, Carl got her the closest to mitch she's got so far. The incredible & wild Sophie Nathan joins us once again to share a tale of the time she went to…
 
Carl admits to who his favourite pornstar is, and what’s Rach click’n before she starts flick’n! What a week! Not even a few minutes in, and woo woo bish Rachel, is sageing her wedding rings to cleanse them of any bad juju. Where the hell is Mitch Evans, the big question no one is asking, but we are, because Rachel is on a mission to track this boy…
 
Another week, another celebs DMs that arn't safe as Rachel slides back in. This week however, we’re hoping with the classic kiwis 2 degrees of separation, we might track this one down! Carl has an interesting question, let us know your thoughts! We are joined by listener American Jess this week as she tells the horrifying story of the date she neve…
 
Rach downloaded hinge! And then instantly regretted creating a profile after seeing her potential matches. Hear the comments that made her delete it. At what point would you have hung up the Hinge hat? Carl could not have been any more excited about our guests this week as Rachel managed to find some beautiful international models on a night out, t…
 
Oh no, are we instantly regretting what we committed to last week? Absolutely. Remember how we said we would watch 2 girls 1 cup - yeah, we wish we didn’t….. Our guest this week, Yuval, has a beautiful, wholesome story which proves that persistence pays off, and when you know, you know! Then we discuss the ‘ick’ Carl had no idea that this existed! …
 
If you think this sounds like a parody of ‘2 Girls 1 Cup’ you may not be far off, but there seems to be a trend in this week's episode! Our incredible guest Emma shares a hilarious story of a time she may have left a date for someone hotter she spied, but it's the end of the story which really sends us! Then Rachel makes a scene as she returns with…
 
Big vibes all around this week! We dive into Rachel's DMs again, Shocked? Surprised? Gobsmacked - we don't know! Our guest this week is the amazing Sophie Nathan, you may know her from NZ radio station The Edge, she is in to spin some yarns not safe for her job, so luckily we have the platform for her to spill the tea about a yolo trip to Sydney fo…
 
Another week and another new idea from Carl pulled out of the bag! We call up our good friend Bex aka, Self proclaimed Gobby Queen from episodes 8 & 16 and play a fun game of ‘What’s In Bex’s Mouth’ we’ll give you a heads up - it's not a penis! But first our guest Benny tells a story about how he broke the bro code with a sis and almost ruined a go…
 
Woah, honestly, someone gave Rachel too much sugar before recording this week! Apologies for the heavy breathing…. But speaking of breathing, wait till you hear what Carl managed to create involving his unborn baby's heartbeat & his handyman skills! This week our guest Keely has quite the yarn, where you wouldn't believe what her date did while the…
 
Are we?! Are we really starting an Only Fans?! This week, Rachel should definitely be getting a commission on sex toys after the glowing & flowing endorsement she gave them. We have our first-ever cougar story in studio with us this week, and his story had an absolute doozy of a twist that we never saw coming. Plus, things got reeeeeeealy weird thi…
 
Can you believe we have somehow rambled our way through 21 episodes?! Absolutely outrageous, and we are so humbled you have come along on this journey with us, laughed with us, cried with us, and kept pushing through the weeks with us. So we had to delete our initial guest, end of story haha. But it's ok, because we are good to go with our mate Tay…
 
A real rollercoaster of emotions on this week's episode, Rach reveals that she's not wearing underwear and then opens up and gets really vulnerable about some dickheads that have been harassing her online. Our guest this week is Liv, she had an encounter with a soft serve (and we don't mean the ice cream) not just once, or twice, but 6 times! Then,…
 
You may be thinking Whiskey Dick and Sober Sex? Don't these two things counteract each other? You may also think guests only join us for the guest section of the episode, but this week we're really mixing things up with our incredible guest Tegan Yorwarth. Tegan is an inspirational, strong, and hardworking wahine who you may recognise from the Mai …
 
We usually talk about shades of grey, not shades of green, but hey, that's where we started this week. Carl told us all about he & his wife's 10 year wedding anniversary which was super cute. Plus, we have the most AMAZING submission from a listener to share with you. A seven-day sex-bender after a break up. Intrigued?! Get this episode in your ear…
 
IT'S 2022 AND WE ARE BACK! New Year, Same us! It may have been a few months in between recording sessions, but it honestly felt like a bike! Join us for a few laughs as we get a 1 on 1 with an ex air hostess while we ask her the ins and outs, the do’s and don'ts of joining the Mile High Club! Then, grab your hands, place them on your forehead, look…
 
First of all, sorry about the horrible audio quality on Carl’s mic, he really cocked up his recording this week. Luckily the story from our mate Bex, is clean and crisp and clear, because its a real goodie about the time she went into full sluz mode in America after a breakup from a long term relationship. Also, Rach tells a story about a flirty li…
 
Episode 15!? Wow, how time flies! This week, we reflect on the fuck boy/girl actions, and after we reach out to our followers on social, we pinpoint the most common action of ghosting after sex. Why is this a thing?! Can we change it?! Our mate Mel joins us and dobs herself in as the bad date! We hear about what she was doing wrong and what the wil…
 
Wowee what a journey this week was. Rachel starts her Fuck It list (places to bang bucket list), after seeing all the feedback from our Instagram poll about all the weird & wild places people have done it, and heck we have some kinky listeners! Proud of you! Then we hear from Jase, about what could quite possibly be the WORST sleepover EVER! Howeve…
 
We’re still in different parts of the country but we’re getting it done! This week, Rach explains why the F**K she thought it would be a great idea to slide into Zac Efron's DMs (She’s finally lost the plot). MDD listener and our new mate Krisse, tells us a story about a wee bend in the NZ lockdown rules that didn’t quite go the way she intended. P…
 
Bare with us as we record remotely through Level 4 again, the microphone quality may be a bit avv, but the content quality is hot! Our mate and the very talented creator of our catch MDD jingle, Niell, has made us a very beautiful isolation parody version of our theme song. It’s like a lovely lullaby, but maybe not quite appropriate to send your ki…
 
Well well, we find ourselves in a level 4 NZ lockdown. Even though we are in different parts of the country, we found a way to record this episode! A drunk and in depth chat about buttholes, and the time Rach, nearly had an orgasm at the gym! Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachel’s Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carl’s I…
 
After having a week off, while Carl’s been busy renovating his new house, Rachel tried her hand at ASMR, and there is a reason we didn’t release anything last week….. Our mate, Tarn’s is back and tells another amazing tale about her real life Magic Mike moment, and you will never believe how she ended the night with him! Plus we finish off the tale…
 
This week we introduce you to the Married, Divorced & Dating Ohh-Lympics. Our mate, Bex tells a tale about the closest she’ll ever get to a threesome with the love of her life & her other favourite person in the world, the Colonel. Plus we dig deep and have a little D&M about what actually happened with Rachel's divorce. Instagram: instagram.com/ma…
 
Ever seen your own sex toy go through the X-Ray machine at the airport, this happened to one of us this week. After the discussion and Instagram polls on Twins, forbidden or fantasy, Carl and Rachel share the results, and even talk to a twin to get their side! This week's guest, Amy, discusses her first opportunity for a one-night stand, who really…
 
After a racy story from an anonymous source, Carl asks the big question, forbidden or fantasy? Tayla absolutely throws herself under the bus as the shittest date ever, and we’re not sure if she should ever be forgiven. Then Rachel tells a tale of a man she dubbed baguette boy, and no, he's not as French as you’d think going by the name. Instagram: …
 
Alright people let’s pick up where we left off. Rachel got her heartbroken (or did she?). We hear what happened with Tauranga boy after we released last week’s ep. Then, friend of the show Ani, shares where she got all those bruises, spoiler, it’s exactly what you think. Carl spills the beans about the time he... spilled the beans in the bathroom o…
 
This week, just when we thought Rachel’s Hinge app guy was gone for good, there’s a twist…..and a late-night road trip! Plus Tyler tells us about the time he dipped his toe in the crazy pool and got BIT! And don't ever try to feed Rachel. In fact, if you ever wanted to date her, you might want to listen to this first. Instagram: instagram.com/marri…
 
Everyone's favourite spicy ginger ramen noodlehead, Haylee tells us about the time she took home a guy, and her sheets have never been the same since. If you want to know at what point you just burn your mattress and move on, this is it. Plus Rachel has been getting neck-deep into the dating app Hinge, which has uncovered a side to her that not eve…
 
Our legend of a friend, Neil, wrote us a theme song and we can't get it out of our heads. Kim tells us about the time she dated the greasy haired, free loading, rum drinking, Byron Bay pirate. Plus, Rachel can deny she's a cougar all she wants, but after the story about her gym trainer, the evidence isn't exactly in her favour. Instagram: instagram…
 
Bare with us as we find our feet in the pilot episode, adequately named “The Pilot of Shit”. Our mate Tarns tells us about her highly sanitary one-night stand and Rach shares her first sexting experience. Instagram: instagram.com/marrieddivorcedanddating/ Rachels Instagram: instagram.com/rachelohdear/ Carls Instagram: instagram.com/carlpthompson/ W…
 
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