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ALPHANUMERIC! is the world’s foremost podcast dedicated to any and all things relating to ReBoot, the groundbreaking computer animated series from Mainframe Entertainment. Join hosts Christopher Siege, NeoKal, Sniddler, and (later on) LadyGlitch as we discuss every ReBoot episode, video game, board game, and more.
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G2 Megatron and his flying orchestra attempt to hunt down Lio Convoy, resulting in Bighorn's Rockin' Rager in the Desert. Episode Rating: (low) "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (unanimous) Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content every week at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/5FNJlwuH24I Show Links: https://linktr.ee…
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Kal and (a very hungover) Siege review the second episode of Beast Wars Second, where Lio Convoy pretends to be a regular lion for way too long, and G2 Megatron seizes control of the bad guys after Galvatron passes out. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (Kal), "Not Enough Energon" (Siege). Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content eve…
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We jump into an Autobot shuttle and fly to Japan (not really) to review the first episode of the Japanese-produced Beast Wars II (Second, not "two"): Super Lifeform Transformers, where we land on a planet filled with TOO MUCH!™ of the dreaded Angle Slam, monster truck rallies featuring BONECRUSHER, and Galvatrron & The Destrons playing their new hi…
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Siege, Kal, and returning guest host Candice sit down and chat with the voice of Optimus Primal himself, Garry Chalk. Big thanks to Garry and Candice for taking the time to do the show with us. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/GE1YhXk3eOo Show Links: https://li…
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Celebrating TOO MUCH ENERGON!'s third birthday, we give a recap and review of the 2023 film Transformers: Rise of the Beasts. Full spoilers ahead! Movie Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/puuwmUdyPms Show Links: https://li…
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"Captain, if we divert all auxiliary power to the front deflector dish, I may be able to modify it to send out a concentrated chronometric beam. It may be powerful enough to return and contain The Vok in their own original place in spacetime." Comic Rating: "Not Enough Energon" (unanimous). Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at ht…
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"Energy Monsters vs. The Ultimates and Predators." Comic Rating: "No Energon" (Siege), "Not Enough Energon" (Kal). Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/rqmss610HDI Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k So…
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We review the first and only annual for IDW's 2021 Beast Wars comic, featuring three ten page stories of varying quality. What happened to annuals being double-sized issues? Comic Rating: "Not Enough Energon" ("Skold's No Good, Very Bad Day;" unanimous), "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" ("Rhinox's Amaze-ing Adventure;" unanimous), and "Sufficient Energon" ("The…
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Captain Ron and Megatron awaken in a cave and meet the "Children of the Vok," which are basically fake versions of characters we know and love. Mega-Ron then meets the Vok triad themselves, and pretty much challenges them to a three-on-two tag team match at the upcoming Double or Nothing pay-per-view. Comic Rating: "No Energon." Subscribe to our Pa…
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A supercut of some of the best moments from the first 100 episodes of TOO MUCH ENERGON! The Beast Wars Podcast. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content every week at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k Socials: https://twitter.com/LazorComb…
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Captain Ron snorts a little TOO MUCH™ "Red Energon" and the Maximal family fails an attempt at an intervention. Also we have "Jeff Goldblum" and an Australian polar bear in the mix. Comic Rating: "Red Energon." Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content every week at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/3k19Ve…
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Cheetor has a vision quest where an evil motherVok-er named Pakak Attack Snack Pak challenges him to a lightcycle race on The Grid. Sadly there is no Jeff Bridges to be found. Comic Rating: "No Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content every week at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/NF…
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The Beastformers fight. Nyx blows up a Transwarp Drive to underwhelming effect. Rhinox lets Skold beat the shit out of him... for the sake of her own mental health? I guess? Finally Garry Primal gets himself and the other Maximals out of a jam in the stupidest fucking way possible. This issue sucks, people. Comic Rating: "No Energon" Subscribe to o…
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The Maximals attack the Predacons head on and some motherfuckers die. Comic Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (Siege), "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (Kal) Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content every week at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/UTogp3xtkL0 Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Disco…
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Coach Scorponok. Comic Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content every week at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/strLWinmMOQ Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k Socials: https://twitter.com/LazorComb htt…
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Skold gets treated like shit by the Predacons so she fucks off and encounters a Maximal stasis pod and makes a new best friend. Issue Rating: (low) "Sufficient Energon" Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content every week at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/Y-upYPBHM-U Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorc…
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Blackarachnia continues to cause shenanigans on The Axalon. Comic Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (Siege), "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (Kal). Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content every week at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/oAfAQn1XoVk Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https…
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A Stasis Pod lands and out comes everyone's favourite spider-babe Blackarachnia. Issue Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content every week at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/de4T_n3f0w4 Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AE…
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Siege shows off his new Lio Convoy figure, and we talk about issue #6 of IDW's 2021 Beast Wars comic Book. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content every week at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/ZGXcqRpApkY Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k…
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We've travelled back 4,000,000 years to 2021 where we revisit IDW's Beast Wars (2021) #01-05 in a newly edited and remastered form. Comic Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe on patreon at patreon.com/lazorcomb to access hundreds of hours of exclusive audio as well as our new weekly show The Super Lazor Comb Patreon Super Show. Video …
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We review the original pack-in comic book for the Optimus Primal vs. Megatron! two pack toy set from 1996. We also cover the UK-exclusive one page promotional comic of the 1997 Beast Wars video game. Siege also talks about the recent passing of his favourite Maximal, Briggs. Till All Are One. Subscribe on patreon at patreon.com/lazorcomb to access …
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We review the shocking good prequel comic book detailing the theft of The Golden Disk. Comic Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like The Super Lazor Comb Patreon Super Show, LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/la…
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We finally finish this shitty comic book series. Comic Rating: "No Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/a5Tx5S-7FVE Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazo…
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Kal & Siege review the third issue of IDW's 2007 comic book series Beast Wars: The Ascending, and Siege quite literally cannot remember what the issue was about when he typed this episode summary. Comic Rating: "Not Enough Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR CO…
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Corrupt cops beat a junkie to death on Cybertron, meanwhile Lio Convoy and co. travel to Planet Energon. Comic Rating: "Sufficient Energon." Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://yo…
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Magmatron has ascended to the realm of the Alterans and The Ori and decides to use his newfound power to warn The Maximals about the coming of a new breakfast cereal. Comic Rating: "Not Enough Energon" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more…
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Kal and Siege prepare for the Rise of the Beasts film by watching and providing commentary of the 2018 film BumbleBee. Movie Rating: "Not Enough Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb …
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Wolfang and the gang continue to chill out in a cave until Ravage and his Predacons attack. Razorbeast punks Magmatron. We also talk about the Transformers: Rise of the Beasts trailer. Comic Rating: "Not Enough Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!,…
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Presenting the fully produced but unreleased soundtrack to ReBoot, as composed and shared with us by ReBoot, Beast Wars, Shadow Raiders, and Beast Machines composer Bob Buckley. All credit goes to him. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more…
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Razorbeast and his 30-50 Feral Maximals invade Ark Mountain, walk on lava, and steal tech from the crashed Autobot ship. Meanwhile Magmatron revives Covert Agent Ravage™ and decides to kidnap Megatron. Comic Rating: "Not Enough Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZ…
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The chonalphasic Maximals and Predacons search for Covert Agent Ravage's downed transwarp ship. Comic Rating: "Not Enough Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://…
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Siege and Kal enter "chronal phase" to talk about the first issue of IDW's 2006 four-part miniseries Beast Wars: The Gathering, where the last remaining beasts have gathered for The Prize. Comic Rating: [a very low] "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZO…
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Kal and Siege interview Jeanne Carr, voice of Blackarachnia in War for Cybertron: Kingdom. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/sX_2fYRaAxc Show Links: https://linktr.ee/l…
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Siege and Kal wrap up the War for Cybertron Trilogy and also celebrate one hundred episodes of the podcast. Siege gets real. Episode rating: "Sufficient Energon" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Vide…
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Shit actually gets hype. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/zyYHOagd4dg Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The …
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That's beautiful, man. EPISODE RATING: "NO ENERGON" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/GR28M_Sedo0 Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Com…
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Dinobot dies. Again. Episode Rating: "Not Enough Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/HgKvRcnLEKc Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Laz…
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The imprisoned Airazor plays Fleetwood Mac's "You Can Go Your Own Way" for Dinobot, so he makes the most logical choice possible to help Starscream and Blackarachnia find the Allspark. Meanwhile, the Autobots, Maxipals, Galavar and the Decepticons slide down a hill and shoot at each other. Episode Rating: "Very Low Sufficient Energon" (Kal), "NO EN…
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We're joined again by Candice from the Stasis Lock podcast to talk about the first episode of War for Cybertron: Kingdom, where Justin Primal and his Maxibots attack the Autobots, and Beastatron kneels before Zod. Episode Rating: "Low Sufficient Energon" (Candice), "Not Enough Energon" (Kal), and ALMOST "No Energon" (Siege). Subscribe to the Lazor …
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Megatron Kali Ma's Optimus Prime just before our heroes are about to crash on Planet Energon. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon." (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https:/…
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The Autobots and Decepticons fire up Dead Space on their old Xbox 360s, then SkyLynx shows up to teach Optimus the magic of Christmas, while Galvatron utters "bah! humbug" to Megatron. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon." (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGH…
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Megatron shows up and he and Optimus have a heart to heart. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/rxGuQHUkQaU Show Links: https://linktr…
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Battle David & Co. decide to blow up a space station partially stuck through a spacebridge, but are thwarted by an insane Titan Class figure. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon." (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://…
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The "Mercenary Faction" takes Optimus and the gang to meet a rather unstable Quintesson, meanwhile Megatron finally goes full wackadoo. Episode Rating: [a very low] Sufficient Energon (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. http…
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"Alas, poor Magnus. I knew him, Soundwave." Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/d1ZD05R6lCA Show Links: https://linktr.ee/…
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The Autobots order the ultimate Taco Bell meal they didn't know they needed. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, WHAT ARE YA WATCHIN'?, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: htt…
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Shockwave convinces Megatron to use Ultra Magnus' corpse to spread a virus through the Autobot network to destroy critical infastructure, which Soundwave points out will fuck the Decepticons over in the process. Meanwhile the newly turncoat Jetfire leads Optimus and a few others through lightning and tornados... and zombies!? Episode Rating: "TOO M…
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Ultra Magnus leads Megatron on a wild goose chase. Megs kills Magnus which releases space glitter that flies away and enters BumbleBee, sending him on an acid trip. Meanwhile Jetfire betrays the Decepticons and is suddenly in need of a new job. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bo…
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Battle David (Optimus Prime) suddenly decides that he needs to take The Allspark--a thing we aren't even sure is real yet--off world to keep it from Megatron. The response is a resounding "we don't have enough resources to do that," but Wheeljack is like "I know a guy." Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Pat…
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Ultra Magnus says "I've come to bargain" to Megatron just as he's encouraged to go after a McGuffin called "The Allspark" in order reformat all Autobots into Decepticons, at Shockwave's behest. Meanwhile Optimus and the gang leisurely walk into an ambush. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access…
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