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Sexy Unique Podcast began as the #1 podcast about the most important tragicomedy of our time: Vanderpump Rules, and has since evolved to include coverage of other thought-provoking and culturally relevant reality series. Every week, Lara Marie Schoenhals is joined by regular co-host Carey O'Donnell and other guests to recap, lol and discuss the deeper meaning of their shared passion: people being messy on TV. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
 
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Lara and Carey discuss ROBOT NEWS: IE Chili's Restaurant's plan to implement "Rita the Robot" as a backup waitress. Back in Seaside Heights, Snooki makes the historic decision to stay in the house, while Situation and Sam's short-lived romance comes to a bitter end, by way of Ron-Ron juice. Vinny gets Pinkeye, JWoww gets a peek of Pauly D's Prince …
 
Lara and Carey discuss sobriety birthdays, the latest on Jen Shah's non-trial of the century, Demi Lovato's big announcement and pigs harnessing their hole power. On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, COVID has struck down half the cast. However, the lucky, uninfected few head on over to Rinna's for a wine tasting, which quickly descends into a …
 
Carey and Lara discuss brain-busting Twitter discourse--including Lockheed Martin nepotism hires, general social media dread and Gen Z soldiers of The Camorra making a splash on TikTok. We also get some juicy reader mail, including a voice message recorded in a bathtub. Join the SUP Patreon to hear the full ep. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and…
 
Lara and Carey chat about The Anarchists (07:15 to 25:18) before heading on down the Garden State Parkway, all the way to Seaside Heights, to revisit the historical first season of MTV's Jersey Shore. The Original Eight--Snooki, JWoww, Mike "The Situation," Sammi Sweetheart, Ronnie, DJ Pauly D, Vinnie and Ms. Ballet Flats herself, Angelina--settle …
 
Lara and Carey discuss new peg-worthy gossip about a certain British Prince and social media's mind-numbing response to the Monkeypox crisis. Meanwhile, on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Diana's holiday party rages on, with a blackout Ej Global crashing Asher's Christmas performance. Dorit gets fed up with PK's clandestine ways and Sutton teache…
 
Lara and Carey discuss Jordan Peele's latest horror offering NOPE, and debate whether or not Elon Musk is a LOLer. Carey also recounts his harrowing journey into the deep valley to secure the Monkeypox vaccine and a reader mail leaves the two SHONCKED in the best way possible. Join the SUP Patreon to hear the full ep. See acast.com/privacy for priv…
 
Lara and Carey have a chat about The Anarchists, discuss all things Anarchapulco and delve into Carey's deepest wook nightmares. Meanwhile, on the SEASON FINALE of Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex-Wives Club, the peaceful vibes from Blue Stone Manor's Christmas In September are tested (again) by Martini Medley. Jill steals Brandi's MVP of Alienation trophy …
 
Carey and Lara talk about the new season of The Bachelorette and society praising straight men for being just a little gay. Back in the Berkshires, Dorinda delivers a Christmas In September spectacular to atone for her martini terrorism. Phaedra (kind of) opens up about her clandestine love life and Vicki fears death's scythe once more. Plus, a bom…
 
Lara and Carey are joined by comedian, writer, actress and all-around icon, Nori Reed, for a tour-de-force recap. Jamie Lee Curtis joins the women for a HISTORIC charity luncheon at Kyle's house, Sutton and Diana finally reach a truce(ish) and EJ Global gives Crystal some questionable advice in regards to her eating disorder. Meanwhile, Kathy Hilto…
 
Lara and Carey are back to chat Beverly Hell's Angels! But first, they discuss Carey's public dog-owner shaming, Lara's missing luggage saga and Kylie Jenner's private jet kink. On Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Sutton's soggy holiday luncheon continues and Garcelle confronts EJ Global about terrorizing her sons whilst blackout. Meanwhile, Sutto…
 
Lara and Carey find themselves beyond the paywall once again, discussing everything from the next dimension of expensive candles, the new Hulu documentary about Victoria's Secret founder Les Wexner and his (genuinely) shoncking ties to Jeffrey Epstein, and Ricky Martin's alleged incest scandal. To hear the full episode, become a patron of the pod. …
 
After a week off from podding, we're BACK to discuss Lara's Martha's Vineyard adventures, and the beckoning calls of New England. Meanwhile, Carey has finally given The Bear a chance--for the betterment of himself and those around him. Back in Great Barrington, on Episode 5 of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls' Trip, Dorinda's nocturnal terrorism cont…
 
Very Special Episode.. we talk about Joe's recent journey with lymphoma and everything surrounding that (chemo, hospitals, insurance, parents, new york, new jersey, body hair, balenciaga show rooms, health insurance, downton abbey, greenpoint, asbury park, and everything in between) but we're like.. funny and cool about it lol follow joe on insta g…
 
Lara and Carey discuss the miracle that is Below Deck: Down Under, Armie Hammer's shoncking new gig, and the slow-burn social media cancellation of Ottessa Moshfegh. Meanwhile, on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Diana and Sutton continue to out-trauma each other, Crystal finds a punchy way for Dorit to channel her home invasion PTSD, and EJ Globa…
 
Lara declares Q3 the quarter of Radical Honesty, while Carey recaps Kyle Richards's current cancellation woes. Meanwhile, Dornado Season has truly started in Great Barrington, MA. Eaten bread (in bed) is soon forgotten, as Dorinda wages war against Tamra and Vicki for breaking the Bluestone Manor rules. Dorinda forces the women into a Dorobics sess…
 
Carey and Lara discuss the Anonymous Question Epidemic currently sweeping Instagram stories, as well the other social media crisis of the moment: Bette Midler's Twitter. They also go in deep on the new Kardashian era, including Kris Jenner's incredible empire-building skills, Kim being our favorite, Kardashian celebrity friends and Kourtney's endle…
 
Lara and Carey discuss men with yeast-cock and forgiving the women of the Marvel Universe. Meanwhile, on episode three of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, Dorinda's manor-tyranny continues with a harrowing Field Day competition, Vicki's Long-COVID takes a turn, and Brandi's alienates her biggest champion, Eva. You can hear this episode ad-free …
 
Lara and Carey reel from the breaking news of Ezra Miller's latest act of terror, this time overseas at a pub in Tokyo, and involving It-Boy of the moment and ELVIS conduit Austin Butler. Meanwhile, our favorite Hell's Angels prepare for Garcelle's 55th birthday bash, where Diana and Sutton's feud deepens, and Erika's weeks-long blackout continues.…
 
Carey and Lara rail against the Fourth of July, clickbait-y political fundraising emails and discuss Twitter porn. Meanwhile, on Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, the Lady of the Manor (aka Dorinda) challenges Vicki's anti-vax rhetoric as Vicki slowly succumbs to long COVID. Jill's big entrance at Bluestone flops on arrival, and the ladies have …
 
topics: Billy Porter being fake and random, BeReal, the movie Closet Monster, Canadians, did Chad Michael Murray have giant nipples?, Irma Vep, Stitched, Project Runway Junior, The unXplained with William Shatner, Beavis and Butthead Do the Universe, a myriad of Netflix comedy specials, toddler clothing having great proportions for fat guys, a deee…
 
As the world continues to crumble, Lara and Carey discuss Stephanie Tanner going full ACAB against the LAPD, the supernatural cringe of Teal Swan's inner circle, and that horror that is Alec Baldwin's Instagram Live with W**dy Allen. Plus, a reader calls in for social media flirting advice, which activates Carey's anti-social media commenting agend…
 
Lara and Carey head on up to Great Barrington, Massachusetts, to Bluestone Manor, where we lay our scene. Dorinda hosts an 8 day staycation, including an A-List roster of ex-Housewives, including Vicki, Tamra, Eva, Phaedra, Taylor, and Brandi, with a surprise guest blowing in from New York City. Vicki reels from her recent breakup, as Brandi (not s…
 
Carey and Lara discuss the continued coin shortage crisis, and Lara declares war against a certain Bank. Carey shares his dread over the impending nicotine ban, and the two comes to grips with the most shocking news of our time: Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall are getting a divorce. Meanwhile, as Dorit's My 4 Days of Rest and Relaxation vacation in M…
 
Lara and Carey consider what it means to live in a world of Minions: Rise of Gru, while Carey deals with the consequences of recently mispronouncing Imogen Heap's name. Lara cements her status as a Cryo therapy devotee, and the two continue their discussion of the AMC Theaters Crisis, with Carey recounting his journey seeing Jurassic World Dominion…
 
Lara and Carey chat about Lara's ODD, Naked and Afraid, and John Hinkley Jr. selling out venues before getting into RHOBH. This week, Erika Jayne takes Crystal under her wing, Sutton throws a temper tantrum, Diana cries behind a napkin, Rinna looks to the birds, Kyle hunts for the perfect kaftan and Garcelle delivers a series of scathing eye rolls.…
 
Lara and Carey chat about our dogs, Jurassic World: Dominion vs. the OG Jurassic Park, big budget movies being shite, Book of Henry, living in the age of mediocrity, the San Francisco armory building becoming a Stranger Things exhibit, the Disneyfication of the gays, Azealia Banks' Miami Pride moment, showing up for yourself, a special celeb sighti…
 
Lara and Carey talk about Google's AI being sentient and Rebel Wilson's newfound lesbian love before getting into part two of the Mob Wives Season 2 Reunion. This week, Drita and Ramona go at it, Renee roots for everyone to get back with their exes, Ang talks about her rat ex-bff and so much more. You can listen to this episode ad-free by joining t…
 
Friend of the pod Allyn Morse joins Lara for a deep dive into The Deep End before digging into last week's RHOBH. They theorize about what Sutton possibly could have said to trigger Crystal on that fateful night in Tahoe, admire Crystal and Kyle's negotiation tactics, praise Dorit's acting skills, yearn to be whisked away to Punta Mita and so much …
 
Lara and Carey throw it back to the olde Vanderpump Rules days of yore and recap Season 4 Ep. 12 for their live show in Philadelphia, aka this week's bonus episode. The gang (minus Stassi and Kristen) descends on Hawaii for fun in the sun, tequila on the beach and tits out in the river. Jax suffers from a gnarly coke bloat/steroid combo, Brittany i…
 
Carey reveals a stunningly dark Disney+ truth and he and Lara chat about Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman singlehandedly keeping the film industry afloat, The Northman and the Johnny vs. Amber verdict before getting into Mob Wives. The Season 2 reunion kicks off with Joy Behar at the helm asking the hard-hitting questions. Renee's sister makes a couple…
 
Lara and Carey are LIVE at the Cedar Cultural Center in Minneapolis! They chat about flying first class, networking at The Mall of America and more before getting into this past week's episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. There's a reading from Rinna's book, Rinnavation, a gay exorcism, Parisian couture, darkness and soooo much more. You ca…
 
On this week's bonus, Lara and Carey chat about Lara's birthday, thriving in one's late thirties, entering a place of My Body, PRP injections, lymphatic drainage, falling down a plastic surgery dysmorphia k-hole, buccal fat removal, Instagram filters, Carey FINALLY admits he's an Owlina, Juliette Binoche, Barry, Lara poses the ultimate "Would you r…
 
Lara and Carey chat about the coin shortage, new pandemics, natural disasters and more before getting into Mob Wives. Today, Drita and Karen bury the hatchet, Ramona diagnoses Drita as "schizophrenic and possibly bipolar," and Big Ang gets a tattoo, hosts a dinner for all the girls and rocks bangs to the gods! Listen to this episode AD-FREE and get…
 
Lara and Carey chat about dogs, the new Teal Swan docuseries The Deep End, modern gurus, new age spiritualism, cult leaders and more before getting into Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. This week, Kyle opens a caftan superstore in Palm Springs, Erika Jayne snaps in and out of a blackout, Diana experiences her first store opening, Sutton apologizes…
 
On this week's bonus, Lara and Carey chat about scammer podcasts, horror podcasts, the universe expanding, dark matter, alternate timelines, chakra healing, other dimensions, infinity, monkeypox vs. chickenpox, kratom, shadow universes, dark matter, cryptocurrency, Roth IRAs, humiliation vibes, psychic vampires and more! Become a patron of the pod …
 
Lara and Carey chat about Men (spoilers abound up until 21:16) before getting into Mob Wives. This week, Karen gets dicked down by her baby daddy, the girl called Carla finds out Joe has a new girlfriend and Drita gets some bad news about Lee's prison transfer. Listen to this episode AD-FREE and get access to over 200 bonus episodes and TONS of oth…
 
Lara and Carey chat about the United Arab Emirates, RHODubai, cosmic wealth, Bling Empire, riding a horse instead of having a car, the housing market (lololol), Prey, and Hulu being a piece of shit service before getting into Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. This week, Dorit reveals the life lessons taught to her by bees, Rinna hosts a 70th birthd…
 
On this week's bonus episode, Lara and Carey chat about acting lessons, Botox, humiliation being a key factor of Q2, fear of rejection, The Artist's Way, being TRUE Angelenos, give a couple book recommendations, and get reader mail about...you guessed it: roaches, do a wellness check on Todd Peterson (spoiler alert: he's unwell!) and give some advi…
 
Lara and Carey chat about Cara Delevingne being the Babadook of the red carpet, the WILD woman Sarah from the podcast Sympathy Pains, circle back to The Staircase and discuss Bling Empire for a hot second before getting into Mob Wives. This week, Renee reconnects with her father in court, Ang gets plumped full of filler and Botox, Karen gets back i…
 
Lara and Carey chat about therapeutic boarding schools, a shocking Erewhon car accident and Amanda Knox, before getting into Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12 Episode 1. This week, Dorit is horrifically robbed at gunpoint, Erika Jayne claims she's been exonerated of all her crimes, Kyle sits on a goop x CB2 bouclé couch and stares out a wi…
 
Lara and Carey chat about the best mid-level hotels, spray tans, tanning beds, teeth whitening, The Staircase, Todd Peterson's parking lot video, Michael Peterson's Dr. Oz appearance and how Michael Peterson may have secretly bribed the Owls of Ga'Hoole to kill Kathleen before getting into Mob Wives. This week, Big Ang's sister, Janine, throws a ma…
 
On this week's bonus, Lara and Carey chat about home-wreckers, baseball hats turning women into celebs, Under the Banner of Heaven, the Don't Worry Darling trailer, The Stepford Wives, Johnny vs. Amber, Joe Alwyn & Taylor Swift, Noomi Rapace working 24/7 and being A+ talent, Munchausen reader mail, Chrishell and G Flip and much more! To hear the fu…
 
Lara and Carey chat about The Staircase before getting into Byron Baes. They find themselves firmly on opposite sides of the Michael Peterson aisle, discuss the Owl Theory of it all, and eventually posit that Kathleen might have perished in a Final Destination-esque scenario. However, on Byron Baes, Nathan throws a party for Sarah, who's decided to…
 
Lara and Carey do a tight 40 on both parts of the Elisabeth Finch Vanity Fair article that dropped this week, before getting into Mob Wives (39:18). #RatGate continues in Staten Island, and Renee reels after learning that Junior cooperated with the feds. The girl called Carla runs her mouth, Drita trains for a boxing match and Larz and Car read mor…
 
On this week's bonus episode, Carey and Lara chat about ol' Judge Alito taking a crack at a late-night draft before covering all the lewks from fashion's biggest night. They also get a chic reader mail all the way from France. You can hear the full episode, access a treasure trove of premium content AND get regular episodes completely ad-free by jo…
 
Lara and Carey chat about cockroach culture, Ozark, The Cartel funding creatives, and Old Enough before getting into Byron Baes. This week, Nathan takes Sarah out for a picnic, everyone turns on Elle, Jade launches his own line of fake tanning products and Lara and Carey posit that Byron Baes might actually an evangelical christian PSYOP. Listen to…
 
Lara and Carey chat about the trial of the CENTURY before getting into Mob Wives (32:30). This week, Renee is on the verge of being 5150'd, Drita considers taking her daughters to visit Lee, the girls visit a drag club and Junior is outed for bein' a rat! They also read excerpts from Big Ang's incredible book. Listen to this episode ad-free and get…
 
On this week's bonus, Lara and Carey talk dog brain tumors, indie pug accounts on IG, human pet names, Carey's beach birthday, humans being called to the ocean, Lara's Little Women beach vibes, the Real Housewives franchise being on its way out, EJ Global and LVP going head to head over #halitosis, they come out as goat cheese truthers, chat about …
 
Lara and Carey chat about RHONJ, Teresa Giudice's love bubble, prenuptial agreements and Zio Joe and Zia Melissa being real ones before getting into Byron Baes. This week, Elle is confronted about #FakeGate, Jade and Alex patch things up, Sarah continues to serve flop energy and Hannah is suspiciously MIA. Listen to this episode ad-free and get acc…
 
Lara and Carey chat about Michelle Carter (again), Q2 being trial season, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard facing off in Ol' Virginia and being the messiest duo to ever mess, as well as Blac Chyna suing Kim, Khloe, Kris and Kylie before getting into Mob Wives. This week, Renee's suffering comes to a head when Junior turns himself into his parole officer…
 
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