Best Joe Hegyes Podcasts (2023)

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That's A Gay Ass Podcast

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"Gateway Pit" w/ Good Children's Joe Hegyes 52:40

2h ago52:40

52:40

Joe Hegyes (Good Children Podcast) makes his second ever appearance on another podcast and chose THIS gay ass enterprise! And thank gawwd (*Long Island accent*). We discuss: -cursed homemade videos -Julia Fox's GC episode -Eric's Sutton Stracke meeting -Clay Aiken's Jack Frost era -the real Jennifer Coolidge fans plus we ask, "what's your George St…

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Good Children

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Hi Hater 24:25

6h ago24:25

24:25

Today we discuss everything in life we hate! From men who run shirtless to paper straws to being the first person to slice a birthday cake, this episode is a nonstop hatefest of fun.

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Good Children

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Hi Hater [VIDEO] 24:25

6h ago24:25

24:25

Today we discuss everything in life we hate! From men who run shirtless to paper straws to being the first person to slice a birthday cake, this episode is a nonstop hatefest of fun.

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"Gay Ass Live Show" w/ Eric and Co 58:04

2h ago58:04

58:04

Category is: day before Pride month eleganza! To celebrate, this week's ep is April 27th's That's A Gay Ass Live Show, bitch!! Competing for COCK (Champion Of Character-Actress Knowledge) is: Bryan Safi (Attitudes! Podcast) Greta Titelman (Search Party) Brandon Kyle Goodman (Big Mouth) Also! Stand up comedy by Jared Goldstein (Comedy Central), drag…

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Good Children

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Last Day of School [VIDEO] 33:06

3h ago33:06

33:06

MITCHIE, WAKE UP! LAST DAY OF SCHOOL! Celebrate the final weeks of school with your favorite boys as they unpack board game days, the trauma of a slip and slide, and have a slightly major breakthrough about the past 22 years of their friendship.

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Good Children

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Last Day of School 33:06

3h ago33:06

33:06

MITCHIE, WAKE UP! LAST DAY OF SCHOOL! Celebrate the final weeks of school with your favorite boys as they unpack board game days, the trauma of a slip and slide, and have a slightly major breakthrough about the past 22 years of their friendship.

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That's A Gay Ass Podcast

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"Who Wants to Fuck a Billionaire" w/ Lara Marie Schoenhals 58:10

11d ago58:10

58:10

Ooh LaLa (Kent)! Sexy Unique Podcast's (and bi queen) Lara Marie Schoenhals takes a break from the Scandoval of it all to dish on this gay ass 'cast. In addition to what we hope for the 'Vanderpump Rules' reunion and beyond, we get into: -the one billionaire we'd bone -Lara's experience at (Paris Hilton's) boarding school -Sex and the City's tits p…

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Good Children

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The Hardest Working Gay Men Alive 32:28

7d ago32:28

32:28

*CORPORATE VOICE* We would love to walk you through our professional resume starting with 2008 for Joe's first job as a counselor in training and Andrew's tenure "employed" by his parents. From summer camp disasters to ice rink days off, we've shared a varied history of working together. This week, we unpack the layers of what it means to mentor 11…

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Good Children

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The Hardest Working Gay Men Alive [VIDEO] 30:49

7d ago30:49

30:49

*CORPORATE VOICE* We would love to walk you through our professional resume starting with 2008 for Joe's first job as a counselor in training and Andrew's tenure "employed" by his parents. From summer camp disasters to ice rink days off, we've shared a varied history of working together. This week, we unpack the layers of what it means to mentor 11…

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Jillian Michaels For Prison 41:54

14d ago41:54

41:54

Oh jeez. Things get serious in this week's conversation about body image. From the shows that taught us to crash diet to the people who told us we weren't good enough, this episode covers a lot of difficult topics we simply don't have the answers to! Joe and Andrew unpack their relationships to their bodies, their privilege, and their minds. ⁠COME …

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Jillian Michaels For Prison [VIDEO] 41:54

14d ago41:54

41:54

Oh jeez. Things get serious in this week's conversation about body image. From the shows that taught us to crash diet to the people who told us we weren't good enough, this episode covers a lot of difficult topics we simply don't have the answers to! Joe and Andrew unpack their relationships to their bodies, their privilege, and their minds. ⁠COME …

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That's A Gay Ass Podcast

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“Creampie My Soul” w/ John Hill 48:30

7h ago48:30

48:30

Woof! John Hill (Radio Andy) calls from his ex’s palacial home and the emotions are…(sorry)...raw. After explaining how he is the gay Good Luck Chuck, we get into: -casting a new therapist -performing on Broadway (and Six Flags) -the women of SNL -and ask: “is Soda Stream cancelled?" We also celebrate the new gay ass Patreon! For $5/month you get a…

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Good Children

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Julia Fox's Keys To Confidence (ft. Julia Fox) [VIDEO] 53:23

1M ago53:23

53:23

Happy 1 year of Good Children! How do you find confidence? How do we return to the level of delusion we had when we believed we'd be model scouted in a mall at 12 years old? What's Julia Fox's go-to Subway order? Sit down with the legendary artist, icon, and Italian, Julia Fox as Andrew and Joe explore the psychological damages done by putting them…

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Good Children

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Julia Fox's Keys To Confidence (ft. Julia Fox) 55:11

21d ago55:11

55:11

Happy 1 year of Good Children! How do you find confidence? How do we return to the level of delusion we had when we believed we'd be model scouted in a mall at 12 years old? What's Julia Fox's go-to Subway order? Sit down with the legendary artist, icon, and Italian, Julia Fox as Andrew and Joe explore the psychological damages done by putting them…

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That's A Gay Ass Podcast

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"Frontal" w/ Ryan O'Connell 54:27

7d ago54:27

54:27

Dreams DO cum true! Emmy winner Ryan O’Connell ("Special") makes his long awaited gay ass debut and becomes instant family. After discussing Rob Delaney’s hairy thighs, we get into: -paying for the Emmy -the arc of Luann -withholding dads -Samantha Jones’ (criminal) dialogue plus we ask, “has Ryan Phillipe ever been eaten out?” ********************…

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"My Heart Will Go Awff" w/ Matt Rogers (Re-Release!) 57:32

14d ago57:32

57:32

In celebration of this week's Gay Ass Live Show, we are re-releasing one of our most popular episodes with Dame Matt Rogers (Las Culturistas)! Matt comes to gay ass pod with one mission: to go absolutely awff. We discuss: -VH1 divas -the phenomenon that is "rimming" -Kelly Clarkson's gorgeous evolution -and Eric reveals the time he cried on the sub…

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"Dear G-d" w/ Robby Hoffman 49:20

21d ago49:20

49:20

Oh my g-d! Ex-Hasidic lesbian Robbie Hoffman (Comedy Central) finally makes her appearance on Gay Ass Pod. After Eric unpacks his weekend mushroom trip, we get into: -lesbian tops and bottoms -dairy and meat plates -the perfection of Kelly Clarkson plus we ask, "is queerness genetic?" ******************************************************* 'That's …

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Good Children

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The Farmville Moms Reunion Special 40:22

29d ago40:22

40:22

Get ready for an emotional reunion special of FarmVille Moms featuring the beloved Debra Rollatini and Linda Russo! These two best friends turned business moguls captured the hearts of millions with their hit reality show in the early 2010s, but after a decade of silence, they are finally back together to address the long-standing rift in their fri…

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That's A Gay Ass Podcast

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"Gay Villainry" w/ Richard Perez 47:12

28d ago47:12

47:12

This week Richard Perez swings by our gay ass neighborhood to surprise AND delight. After discussing the mystery of straight male therapists, we get into: -the audio previews at Borders Books -Richard's horny videos (and dildo backstory) -Elizabeth Banks in 40 Year Old Virgin (masterful) plus we ask, "is playing the trumpet gay?" ******************…

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Good Children

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The Body Dysmorphia of Christ [VIDEO] 39:07

1M ago39:07

39:07

Why is Catholicism so depressing? Why is the Easter Bunny 6-feet-tall? Why does Andrew keep getting pinkeye? In today's very special episode, the boys dive into the childhood trauma of egg hunts, child stars, and what they imagine Jesus might be like if he was in the room with them today. Whether you're a repressed former Catholic, a practicing Chr…

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The Body Dysmorphia of Christ 41:10

1M ago41:10

41:10

Why is Catholicism so depressing? Why is the Easter Bunny 6-feet-tall? Why does Andrew keep getting pinkeye? In today's very special episode, the boys dive into the childhood trauma of egg hunts, child stars, and what they imagine Jesus might be like if he was in the room with them today. Whether you're a repressed former Catholic, a practicing Chr…

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"Fishbowl Steam Room" w/ Irene Tu 45:44

1M ago45:44

45:44

FIRST OF ALL, tickets are on sale for That's A Gay Ass Live Show! Click here to buy or head to Eric's Instagram for the link! If only to see the incredible lineup. As for this ep, we welcome stand-up phenom Irene Tu, who takes a break from her "Big They Energy" tour and takes the brave stance of "anti-risotto". We also discuss: -the rumor that ever…

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Sexual Awakenings & Diary Entries ft. Mackenzie Thomas 44:25

2M ago44:25

44:25

You know her finger. You know her journal. Do you know the girl? Our FIRST EVER GUEST Mackenzie Thomas takes us on an introspective retrospective of her childhood sexual awakenings... from Mike Wazowski to Bill Hader (and everything in between).

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Good Children

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Sexual Awakenings & Diary Entries ft. Mackenzie Thomas 44:29

2M ago44:29

44:29

You know her finger. You know her journal. Do you know the girl? Our FIRST EVER GUEST Mackenzie Thomas takes us on an introspective retrospective of her childhood sexual awakenings... from Mike Wazowski to Bill Hader (and everything in between).

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"A Stunning Bulge" w/ Steven Phillips-Horst 51:04

2M ago51:04

51:04

Yes, please! Steven Phillips-Horst (Celebrity Book Club Podcast) takes a break from dissecting our favorite icons' books and swings by this gay ass podcast! After we pause to honor our female babysitters, we discuss: -Barbara Corcoran's insane book title -fucking the French -Maid in Manhattan -the thing about press... -one icon's constant mention o…

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Good Children

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Video: The Bushwickification of Boy Bratz 38:27

2M ago38:27

38:27

Bratz. Max Steel. ZhuZhu Pets. Scented Shrek Dolls. Today's episode is an interactive experience with some of the toys that raised us. Why do Boy Bratz give Bushwick twink? Why is Max Steel a circuit gay? Why did Joe put the cursed Shrek sunflower in his mouth again? Unpack the trauma of Toy Story, Chucky, and American Girl Doll Horses with us this…

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Good Children

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The Bushwickification of Boy Bratz 38:24

2M ago38:24

38:24

Bratz. Max Steel. ZhuZhu Pets. Scented Shrek Dolls. Today's episode is an interactive experience with some of the toys that raised us. Why do Boy Bratz give Bushwick twink? Why is Max Steel a circuit gay? Why did Joe put the cursed Shrek sunflower in his mouth again? Unpack the trauma of Toy Story, Chucky, and American Girl Doll Horses with us this…

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That's A Gay Ass Podcast

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"When Crabs Take Over" w/ Meatball 53:28

2M ago53:28

53:28

By George! Santos! Drag star Meatball (Sloppy Seconds Pod) takes a break from making headlines with her George Santos number and selling out clubs to stop by this god forsaken gay ass establishment. After we discuss the illegal acts occurring at her monthly show "Fat Slut," we get into: -the fracking -a crabs outbreak at Interlochen Arts Academy -B…

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Video: The Dangers of Marijuana 51:29

2M ago51:29

51:29

We made it to graduation day! 12th grade brings new hopes, dreams, and fears as Joe and Andrew sort every iconic American chain restaurant on the Kinsey Scale. Why were we made to believe college admissions counselors were stalking our Facebook albums? Why was Andrew dressing like a 60-year-old father of 3? Were we bad children the whole time?…

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The Dangers of Marijuana 51:29

2M ago51:29

51:29

We made it to graduation day! 12th grade brings new hopes, dreams, and fears as Joe and Andrew sort every iconic American chain restaurant on the Kinsey Scale. Why were we made to believe college admissions counselors were stalking our Facebook albums? Why was Andrew dressing like a 60-year-old father of 3? Were we bad children the whole time?…

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"The Family Felch" w/ Big Dipper 54:48

2M ago54:48

54:48

Felcher?? I hardly know'er! Big Dipper (Sloppy Seconds Pod) is here, he's queer, and he's horrrrny. After touching in on glory holes, we discuss: -the sexual charge of American Pie -Dipper's straight therapist -Cum-munity Theater plus, we play the famous Sloppy Seconds game, "SLANT MY NAME!" An instant classic ep. **********************************…

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Good Children

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The Definitive Ranking of Lindsay Lohan Movies 1:01:47

2M ago1:01:47

1:01:47

Let's find out why Joe's emotionally stunted and never learned to drive and the official definitive ranking of every Lindsay Lohan movie ever in this episode all about 11th grade! (Sorry for the reupload)!

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Good Children

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Video: The Definitive Ranking of Lindsay Lohan Movies 1:01:53

2M ago1:01:53

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Let's find out why Joe's emotionally stunted and never learned to drive and the official definitive ranking of every Lindsay Lohan movie ever in this episode all about 11th grade!

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"Wet ‘Round The Mouth" w/ Leo Reich 55:15

2M ago55:15

55:15

Care for a fag? Leo Reich takes a break from his smash hit solo show "Literally Who Cares?!" to talk Brits, tits, and sass. We also get into: -demisexuals -British Bar Mitzvahs -that Top Man shirt -Gen Z slang -putting penis on a pedestal plus we ask, "how much foam do ya like with your beer?" *******************************************************…

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Video: The Long Island Hunger Games 47:29

3M ago47:29

47:29

Things take a dark and scary turn in 10th grade for Joe and Andrew. Between fatphobic lacrosse coaches and homophobic theology teachers, the boys learn more about each other than they ever knew possible in this introspective deep dive into some stories you know and love-- and some you'll wish you could forget.…

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The Long Island Hunger Games 47:29

3M ago47:29

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Things take a dark and scary turn in 10th grade for Joe and Andrew. Between fatphobic lacrosse coaches and homophobic theology teachers, the boys learn more about each other than they ever knew possible in this introspective deep dive into some stories you know and love-- and some you'll wish you could forget.…

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"Cher and Church" w/ Dave Holmes 1:13:41

3M ago1:13:41

1:13:41

This week Dave Holmes (legend) comes by for a special episode unpacking midwest trauma, VJ'ing on MTV, and Cher. We also discuss: -the drama of Catholic Mass -Coming Out in Missouri™️ -interviewing Britney plus we ask, "is Zillow the problem?" ******************************************************* Buy your Character Actress sweatshirt, onesie, and…

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Good Children

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video: the next george santos 51:56

3M ago51:56

51:56

Take a deep breath as you walk through the doors it's the morning of your very first day. Today's episode is all about ninth grade!!!! Freshman year is host to so many firsts, embarrassing moments, and learning lessons. For Joe, it was time to become a guido (and join The Order of the Phoenix). For Andrew, it was time to become a jock (and stan Kat…

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the next george santos 51:56

3M ago51:56

51:56

Take a deep breath as you walk through the doors it's the morning of your very first day. Today's episode is all about ninth grade!!!! Freshman year is host to so many firsts, embarrassing moments, and learning lessons. For Joe, it was time to become a guido (and join The Order of the Phoenix). For Andrew, it was time to become a jock (and stan Kat…

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That's A Gay Ass Podcast

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"Happy Trail" w/ Justin Martindale 49:17

3M ago49:17

49:17

This week Justin Martindale (Just Sayin') stops by and we go dowwwn the happy trail. In addition to giving some Juicy Scoop, we discuss: -the queerness of rainbow brite -the queerness of the word "empress" -M3gan plus we ask, "...so you agree? Jesus served fish?" ******************************************************* Buy your Character Actress Swe…

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"Rich Denial" w/ Liza Treyger 55:52

3M ago55:52

55:52

This week Liza Treyger (That's Messed Up: An SVU Podcast) is the bi bitch of the beek! We discuss: -which Real Housewife would be nice to our moms -Michelle Buteau's new Netflix show (co starring Liza) -Shingles plus we ask, "how long will Jen Shah serve?" ******************************************************* Buy your Character Actress Sweatshirt…

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an (uncut) improvised date 51:05

3M ago51:05

51:05

What do you think would happen if we never met? Joe and Andrew explore the very dark and troubling possibility of being total strangers meeting in their mid-20s for a drink on Valentine's Day. Enjoy this departure from Good Children's usual programming in which the boys genuinely do an hour long improv with minimal editing and get progressively dru…

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cupid’s chokehold 49:16

3M ago49:16

49:16

Let’s celebrate Valentine’s Day the only way we know how: candy, stuffed animals, and a general sense of impending doom for the world. Joe and Andrew dive deep through four categories of their February 14th’s: elementary school, middle school, high school, and college. Learn more about the boys first girlfriends and first rejections, the importance…

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"Less Thoughts Please" w/ Dewayne Perkins 50:27

3M ago50:27

50:27

This week the Emmy-nominated hunk Dewayne Perkins is here to discuss his feature film "The Blackening" (out this summer) AND: -the musical that lead to his first kiss -dancing with Lupita Nyong'o -the importance of "Mars Attacks!" plus we ask, "is J.Lo a bitch?" ******************************************************* Buy your Character Actress Swea…

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No Homo 47:09

4M ago47:09

47:09

It's 2009: FarmVille, Flash Mobs, Hannah Montana and homophobia were all the rage. We're beginning to say goodbye to our childhood and prepare for high school with the rise of Glee, Gaga, and Picnik. Join Good Children on the journey of self-awareness and self-deprecation as Joe and Andrew dive deeper into the final troubling times of middle school…

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"Here I Am!" w/ Marla Mindelle 50:22

3M ago50:22

50:22

Gay Ass Podcast is back! We kick Season 3 off with Broadway Beltress and Comedy Queen Marla Mindelle. In addition to discussing her star turn as Celine Dion in "Titanique," we chat: -Marla's past belting rival -Broadway's Sister Act the Musical -Watch What Happens Live plus we ask, "...you riffed at your bat mitzvah?" ******************************…

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How It Feels To Chew 5 Gum 40:02

4M ago40:02

40:02

Let's take it to 2008 for a second and dissect the very alarming reality of growing up (whether you want to or not). Stretch marks, being 12 at Retro Fitness, the 5 gum trade, pulling up your pants, getting scoobed, playing with toys in a godly way, and more.By Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

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That's A Gay Ass Podcast

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Season Three TRAILER! 0:31

4M ago0:31

0:31

Gay Assies! We're BACK! New episodes start next week (February 1st) everywhere you listen to podcasts. Prepare for: -Gorgeous guests -bigger laughs -and plenty of surprises. R U ready? ;) Make sure you are subscribed and follow along on Instagram @gayasspodcast! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/thats-a-gay-ass-podcast. Hosted on Acast. …

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Sixth Grade Fight Club 48:50

4M ago48:50

48:50

It's 2007: Harry Potter is ending, the iPhone is born, and Joe and Andrew take their very first steps into middle school. Today's episode is all about the trials and tribulations of SIXTH GRADE, including, but not limited to: Thursday afternoon fights at Gino's pizzeria, body odor, rainbow rockets, Webkinz, Aeropostale, milk for every meal, the bir…

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We Need Assemblies For Adults 1:21:01

5M ago1:21:01

1:21:01

The boys are back with a special 80-minute season 2 premiere! Let's learn to put ourselves out there together: from using the internet to gain noteriety as a middle scholer to dealing with bullying and humiliation in high school, this episode gets traumatic. The boys talk about body image, their first gay dates, their most embarrassing moments, chi…

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