Countkreepyhead Podcasts

Whats better than a Cabbage Patch Kid? a Lettuce Patch kid! Its a light week this week so we had time to let our imaginations run wild and we discover a long lost secret about Mike and Lettuce Patch kids, also josh gives us an update on assembly required and we wonder what would zombies be like if they just went after your apple bag... good times.…

This week we talk our love of the lesser know D-List figures we never really wanted, but got anyways and ended up loving (looking at you crystal ball). Also we compile fan feedback on the BELOVED Mike Alvarez with stories of his niceness from around the globe.By Countkreepyhead

What starts out as frank discussion about being an adult man child who buys toys to cope with depression, some how veers off a cliff into another discussion about tiny David Bowie. Also for you toy nerds out there, lots of he-man and super 7 talk this episode. Enjoy.By Countkreepyhead

Because, sometimes we cant help ourselves, this week we went on a long tangent about cover bands fronted by Asians. Also you know, a very long talk about all the toys we got from Santa.By Countkreepyhead

It's our super awesome, super fun, super crazy holiday episode full of games, gifts, and prizes for our fans! Also look who's here, it's the one and only BONELESS SANTA! Tune in and have a blast with this one.By Countkreepyhead

Are you ready for some almost Christmas insanity? Are you ready for the second best thing to actually meeting Santa? how about old 80's xmas catalogs? Danger! Excitement! Explosions! Ninjas! Chevy Chase jokes!By Countkreepyhead

It's an all video game episode that quickly turns to butt jokes because we cant help ourselves. Mario says things we all regret and Mike opens up about his deep love for fighting games. Enjoy. PS.... too much butt humor in this oneBy Countkreepyhead

A big episode this week as the gang digs deep into what they asked Santa for Xmas, all of the stuff they bought over black Friday and just whats gonna happen to all their junk should they have an untimely passing. I would be amiss if I didn't also mention some competence for someone on the show, he really should have known better than to mess with …

Ah, Thanksgiving Dinner, you gather with friends and family, stuff yourself, and you tell the most horrible stories imaginable. Like Fanny Pack Frank, legend has it he's still out there today taking your pennies. What about the loose meat hobos that will clean your windshield and make you a sandwich without bread? But the scariest tale of them all …

The Kreepy kids are back after an extended break to refresh your podcast feed with all sorts of shenanigans, like their newfound love of Helen Keller, Josh's adventures back in his hometown of western NY and the bizarre and hilarious process of naming your baby in 2022. RIP Kevin ConroyBy Countkreepyhead

Have you ever ask yourself, just who is the coolest zombie ever? is Jesus a zombie? should I really eat candy from strangers every year. This questions and more answered as the count kreepy crew settles it once and for all, just who the greatest zombie ever is! Trust me, you're going to be shocked by this one.…

Deep in the bowels of the Eternia castle lies a tiny, foul mouthed monster, that until today never had a chance at being a real action figure like his counterparts Orko and He-Man. That all changes, because now, thanks to the #SaveMoaty campaign, Moaty is a real figure! Buckle up as the boys go on a nonsensical journey featuring Skeletor, Frankenst…

Hell is the topic of the day, or should I say... Hellraiser! listen as the boys gush about their love of the new hellraiser, and talk all things Eternia as the insane playset looms over their heads. Also the muppets are back... because muppet reasons?By Countkreepyhead

Well, after a year of talking about it, the Count Kreepy Gang finally reviews the cult classic TV movie, Bad Ronald. In this enthralling episode we discover that maybe there isn't that much to talk about so we riff a little to discover some amazing hidden subtext in the process. Enjoy as MIKE, MIKE, and DAWN try to convince you one way or another i…

Never ever make the count mad, because he may devote way to much time to complaining about you on his podcast, right HASBRO? Boo-Hiss hasbro. Also we show some love to super-7, discuss what would happen if Jason Voorhees had a girlfriend, oh, and we do a mountain of cocaine for science reasons.By Countkreepyhead

Are you ready to play the hottest game in the world? That's right it's "Whats up my A$$" with your host Rusty Colon. It's not a proper Saturday Morning Monster Mash without some games am I right? Play at home! The fun never ends!By Countkreepyhead

The count had the intention of making an episode devoted to one of his favorite subjects, apes with special guest Dr. Zaius, but as you would expect, things took a turn when the boys decided to share their recipe for cereal balls, time travel and for some reason a long abandoned mall in Niagara Falls. Live. Laugh. Fling your poo you damn dirty huma…

Deep questions are discussed this week as the gang takes a test to become Kreepy Scouts. Probing thoughtful discussions like would you have relations with lady Bigfoot, Cannibalism and secret handshakes. Also toy talk and long winded rants about nothing in particular. Enjoy!By Countkreepyhead

Have you ever wondered who would win in a fight between Mr.T, Ronald Reagan and ALF? What about Punky Brewster's Dad, Urkel and Uncle Jessie? Well guess what, now you get to find out, in the ultimate 80's deathmatch, a very special episode from Count Kreepyhead!By Countkreepyhead

Count Kreepy is back from another break (Seriously that guy is lazy!) And he's ready to recap power con, and how kids are weird. Also featured are Shredder and Krang for no particular reason beyond juvenile humor.By Countkreepyhead

Are you ready for an overwhelming amount of SDCC talk? Prepare yourself as the boys go and on about all of the latest reveals including but not limited to Eternia, Merman, Halloween themed storm troopers, and MILK!By Countkreepyhead

The Count and his inbred gang try to make their angriest episode ever but just end up sounding like grouchy old men in the process. Also to the surprise of no one, they ramble on and on about star wars, transformers and the munsters. Enjoy this extra crazy episode on the eve of comic con!By Countkreepyhead

After a brief hiatus the Count is back and ready to talk about toys, 1-900 hotlines, cats and cryptozoology? Also Mentioned are monsters in my pocket, he-man and our general dismay about the world at large.By Countkreepyhead

It's time for another episode of dumpster fire theater!, buckle up kiddos because this time we have a doozy, Never too young to die! A movie about a secret agent John Stamos who has to save the world from the maniacal Velvet Von Ragnar (an unhinged Gene Simmons, who is enjoying Brazilian samba costumes a little too much)…

It has been one long, crazy year and we have made it to the big five o! All of the regulars stop by to wish the Count and his gang a happy anniversary, Aunt Mabel, Timmy, Werner, Dawn, pets, and rambunctious children. But wait there's more, what about Nick Cage and his ewok obsession? Shredder's Revenge? and just what happened to Mike after he ate …

The count is joined this week by famous artist M.A. Lemay and he takes some time to discuss his time in the trenches of the 80's and how he came to make our awesome fan art. We also think deep about intercourse with Jason , the grossness that is pizza hut and the dangers of kid's swearing.By Countkreepyhead

After an extended break the Kreepyhead gang returns to discuss all your favorite topics like Uncle Impy, Queen Alien toys from japan and those deep questions we all have about Wolfman's junk.By Countkreepyhead

Here it is, our much hyped demonic toys episode. Mike, Dawn and Mike do their best to give you a plot breakdown of this full moon "classic" and stumble up a grand political scheme in the processes (hint hint what if Marjorie Taylor Greene wasn't bug nut crazy after all?)By Countkreepyhead

It's GI Joe week at the rad pantheon and because of that we decided to spend our precious time talking about one of our favorite toy lines of all time, Barbie! no wait, I mean GI JOE! We are joined by the mastermind behind the Rad Pantheon, one Mr. Josh Strasburg this week to share his love of the line, enjoy the shenanigans!…

This is it, the much hyped greatest masters of the universe figure of all time tournament. Who wins? how far does your favorite figure go? And who is the underdog that becomes an overnight LBGTQ+MOTU icon? better tune in to find out.By Countkreepyhead

Jurassic park, what was the real reason for bringing back those dinosaurs? And what about Dawn, does she really hate everything? This and a whole lot of toy talk on this weeks episode of count kreepyhead!By Countkreepyhead

Weird? Unfocused? Its hard to say with us sometimes but as always we are all over the place. We talk about the rising cost of toys, some of out favorite cartoons, and we delve into the mysterious past of professor pickman. Also someone's got a bone demon, thank god we know where to go for exorcismsBy Countkreepyhead

Transformers, Easter, confusion about Pokemon, barnyard commandos oh and Mike's assumption that there's a part in the bible where Jesus goes to space and fights intergalactic space dinosaurs... because Mike reasons.By Countkreepyhead

You've waited long enough, the big birthday message from one Mr. Shake is finally here. We also babble about our undying love for final faction, making our own play-sets, really weird Easter traditions, and Randy Newman... what the hell is wrong with Randy NewmanBy Countkreepyhead

if you thought our side quests constantly to gi joe and he-man talk were crazy, just wait till we stumble upon Nicolas Cage! Also the return of Dawn, and just who is Darbie?By Countkreepyhead

What's a hot Lubic? Ill give you a hint, it involves masters of the universe and nudity. Anyways, beyond what you've come to expect from Count Krepeyhead, this week we take some time to really rip apart Todd Mcfarlane for some pretty horrible comments he made about his fans, we talk drug infused candy bars, and we dive deep into what kind of unmade…

This is an episode about many manly things, Jarts, Pirates, She-ra, Ketchup, schools for gnarly dudes... you get it right? Also we talk about action figures, because that's what we do.By Countkreepyhead

The Kreepy kids take some time this week to discuss the many horror toy reveals from toyfair along with their never ending love for the new he-man cartoon. To the surprise of no one they try their hand at making fantasy line ups of star wars figures and lastly we all get to enjoy some voice mail from the muppets themselves.…

This is it, the big unannounced love letter to the Muppets. To the surprise of no one, three man children from the 80's love the Muppets with a passion, and my gawd do we go on some crazy Muppet rants. Also in this episode we answer the question just who from the Rad Pantheon universe would be certain Muppets. Also more toy news and uncensored Kerm…

Ah, after a short vacation, we're back. Enjoy our thoughts and reactions to all the news coming out of the NY toy fair, Josh's growing hatred of star wars toys and everyone's startled reaction to a hobo clown named Wiggles.By Countkreepyhead

In this week's episode we are joined by a former doctor that now goes by the name "Longbox". Discussions about shoplifting, board games, G.I. Joe and our love of cats follows. This episode contains no horse meat.By Countkreepyhead

Things are finally back to normal at Count Kreepyhead's fun house (or are they?) as the boys get back to talking about the things they love most, toys! Specifally Gi Joe classified and the dark question of just what to do with all their junk when they die. Which one of us want's to come back as a zombie and keep collecting? Who wants his remains en…

Dawn returns to what may be the most insane episode we have ever recorded. We dive deep into what everyone would transform into if they were a transformer. We wax poetic about Girl Scout cookies and horse meat flavored chips and at long last we uncover the conspiracy that is Digital Milk.By Countkreepyhead

It's not like I need to warn you at this point, but we are all over the place in this episode. We explore the dark corners of Cameo to discover just who is available for a cheap plug. We once again tell you about our love of Mighty Maniax. The discussion of just who was good at being a bad guy in the 80's happens and lastly we iron out some kinks i…

Our episodes tend to be weird, I can admit that, but this one is more than you might be expecting. Why? Well we spend a great deal of time pitching a fictitious toy line to Dawn, discussing our love of hanging out in the smoking section of Denny's and the very weird but delicious, moist, lumpy, Justin Bieber balls that you can put in your mouth (Ti…

Hey it's 2022, you know what that means! That's right, an in depth discussion about community theater, we finally make our long awaited Helen Keller Joke and finally once and for all we (or actually you the fans) decide once and for all who's better, moss-man or stinkor!By Countkreepyhead

In our biggest and most spectacular episode yet we pool our combined talents to raise a complete skeleton for our resident make a wish kid, Timmy (the boy without bones). Enjoy Live music, the sounds of adult men opening action figures and special guests Santa, Jabba the Hutt and Michael Jackson. Special Thanks to "Only on weekends" and "Mad world"…

Welcome to the year in review and Kreepyhead, where we let you know our personal picks for some of the best and worst of 2021, also we finally rip into star wars... because they have it coming.By Countkreepyhead

It's the week of Mike's birthday, so he's calling the shots, and you know what that means, Monsters In My Pocket, Rancor Keepers, Warner Herzog and butt hole jokes!By Countkreepyhead

I need you to sit down for this, ok good, we go on a long he-man tangent in this episode. Ok whew that's off my chest, I feel better now. In all seriousness we discuss toys, overdosing on nostalgia and butt holes this week so its just as weird as it always is.By Countkreepyhead