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The Grawlix Saves The World

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The Grawlix Saves The World

The Grawlix (Adam Cayton-Holland, Ben Roy, Andrew Orvedahl), Starburns Audio

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Bettering the world by bettering ourselves! Comedians Adam Cayton-Holland, Ben Roy, and Andrew Orvedahl (stars of the sitcom television series "Those Who Can't" on Hulu) take a passive-aggressive look at their daily lives and then assign one other self-improvement or wellness challenges to address their issues. Once they've completed the challenge, the boys come back into the studio to review their experience, offer advice to listeners, and declare whether or not the challenge is good for th ...
 
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Last year we took 25 challenges to better the world around us by bettering ourselves. But which challenge was the best? Our Patreon supporters voted on the best episode of 2022—here's their top choice! And never fear, we'll be back next Tuesday, January 10th, with a brand-new season of The Grawlix Saves the World! LINKS: See the Grawlix live at the…
 
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The boys take another crack at challenges from the past year. As the Grawlix Saves the World bravely prepares for another challenge-filled year ahead, we cast our gaze backward, to the challenges we've completed in 2022, to see if redoing one might also improve the world. For how can we save the future, if we cannot save the past? Featuring standup…
 
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Lizzy's roaming the desert and needs to know...how ergonomic is your love? And just how "FUN spooky" is your blood pressure? For the love of God, let her fantastic guests guide you toward an answer. Also...experts are back! Maggie, Pascha, and Tracy shed endless wisdom. Listen with plenty of lumbar support, then go to Lizzy's Instagram stories and …
 
The boys confess their musical guilty pleasures. Fed up by the ridicule he received for attending a recent Dave Matthews concert, Adam demands Ben and Andrew share music they hate to admit that they love, and the trio spend a week taking it all in. Featuring standup comedy clips from Dave Hill and Gabby Gutierrez-Reed! LINKS: See the Grawlix live a…
 
Chip and Jeff chat with beloved comedian, writer, and people-pleaser, Josh Gondelman about the 90s baseball classic “The Sandlot.” Topics also discussed: Josh’s hilarious new comedy special “Josh Gondelman: People Pleaser,” Fraud Street Run 2022, dogs on the beach, “You know who you look like,” Craig Finn, Sean Penn, favorite Sandlot Kids, “Little …
 
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The boys address their time management skills while on the clock. Producer Ron challenges the boys to take a look at how they waste time in their daily lives, drops a bombshell announcement that he will not be cutting anything from this episode, and then demands that Adam, Andrew and Ben finish the podcast in exactly sixty minutes. Chaos ensues. Fe…
 
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