Vok Podcasts

The Vassals of Kingsgrave return to the video game world with a new format for discussion inspired by the Easy Allies YouTube channel. Join Zach (Alias), Bing (Shoeshiner), Matt (blu3arm0r), Katie (Lady Griffin), Alex (LuckyCharms), Jock (munrojock2), Peter (Shellfish), and … Continue reading →By Vassals of Kingsgrave

Your favourite Maximals are BACK after a one month hiatus to discuss the first episode of Transformers: War for Cybtertron - Siege, where we're introduced to a VERY different version of the classic G1 story. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows l…

Optimal Megatron challenges Garry Primal to a No Disqualifications match AND BAH GAWD THEY'VE TAKEN IT BACKSTAGE! Episode Rating: TOO MUCH ENERGON! (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, WHAT ARE YA WATCHIN'?, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patre…

In early 24th-century Cybertron, Optimus Primal (Garry Chalk) lives in the wilderness with his sons, Cheetor (Ian James Corlett), Rattrap (Scott McNeil) and Silverbolt (also Scott McNeil). Eventually, the unconventional but close-knit family encounters tragedy when Silverbolt is killed in Great War I. Cheetor and Rattrap survive their tours of duty…

The Vassals of Kingsgrave return to the video game world to discuss one of the biggest releases of 2022, Elden Ring. Join Zach (Alias) and Matt (blu3arm0r) as they talk everything they enjoyed from this expansive game. Credits:Edited by Zach/Alias … Continue reading →By Vassals of Kingsgrave

Megadrone's Vehicons assault the Maximal-occupied Megahead and the Maximals try to pull the Stargate Atlantis maneuver; leave the shield up as long as possible and hope for the best. Episode Rating: "Not Enough Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!,…

A "mysterious" Spark is possessing corpses of Transformers and attacking the Maximals and no one has any idea who it could possibly be! Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (Kal), "Not Enough Energon" (Siege) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, WHAT ARE YA WATCHIN'?,…

The Maxipals storm Megahead and Noble proves that he's a good boy. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, WHAT ARE YA WATCHIN'?, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://yout…

Megahead moves the Sparks which gets Garry Primal's Oracle all fired up, so the Maximals go on a Sparkquest to find them. Oh and Silverbolt is a dick to Cheetor. Episode Rating: "Not Enough Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, WHAT ARE YA WATCHIN'…

We're joined by LadyGlitch from the ALPHANUMERIC! podcast to talk about the seventh episode of season two of Beast Machines, where sexy plantbot lady would rather do science than fight, and meanwhile Megahead creates two new Vehicon Generals who are even more rotundo than Tankor. Or are they? Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (Siege), "Sufficient…

A Stasis Po--erm, spaceship crashes on Planet Megatron and it's a race to see who can get to the Transformer within first. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, WHAT ARE YA WATCHIN'?, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https:…

The Hate Plague™ from GeeWun makes a random return as Megahead tries to use it to convince Garry that the Maximals ain't shit and that Garry should join Megahead's cause... because reasons? Episode Rating: "Not Enough Energon" (unanimous) Siege also talks about a bunch of new Transformers stuff he's acquired, and we read a pretty great email from a…

Silverbolt's back, and he BELIEVED IN THINGS. Episode Rating: (a very low) "Sufficient Energon" (Siege), "Not Enough Energon" (Kal). Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb…

Namaste! Welcome to The Movie Passport, a podcast series about world cinema. In this episode, Duncan (Valkyrist), Pukar (raptureatlas) and Tanja (scilens) travel to the country of Nepal to discuss the following films: 9:01 – White Sun / Seto Surya (Deepak Rauniyar, 2016)40:53 … Continue reading →By Vassals of Kingsgrave

Sing, Vassals, of Achilles’ rage! Kat/kitkathistory24601, Sara/DrBlood, Katie/deadleavesinmyhand, and Jock/munrojock2 gather to talk about Madeline Miller’s novel, The Song of Achilles. (Note: We lost the first 25 minutes of the podcast and had to rerecord them. Apologies for any editorial … Continue reading →…

Noble barks at the moon as the Maximals figure out just exactly what happened to Megatron. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (Kal), "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (Siege). Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. ht…

Join Bina, Matt and Thomas as they discuss the first season of the hit mystery-thiller TV show Yellowjackets, airing on Showtime. The aftershow starts at 42m. Twin Peaks spoiler at 48m. [MP3] Download or play this episode directly[Archive] View this episode’s page … Continue reading →By Vassals of Kingsgrave

We’ve read the books, we’ve played the video games, and now we push onward into season 2 of Netflix’s “The Witcher” series. So toss a coin to your Witcher and listen as we figure what we liked, and didn’t like, … Continue reading →By Vassals of Kingsgrave

Megahead ain't shit apparently, and the Maximals find a chonk dragon and a wolf man. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Vers…

"What starts in simplicity" *takes hoot* "must grow in simplicity" *blows cloud* "never forget that, dude" Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.co…

The vassals discuss and review Netflix’s hit animated show Arcane. Friedrich Engels can come and fuck me up. Hosts: Peter/ShellfishAbby/DaceymormontZach/AliasAlex/LuckyCharmsKatie/LadyGriffinDana/TaindanaDavid/davidhhhMatt/Blu3armor Credits:Edited by Peter/Shellfish [MP3] Download or play this episode directly[Archive] View this episode’s page on A…

Siege and Kal are joined by LadyGlitch from the ALPHANUMERIC! podcast for a special interview with award winning composer Bob Buckley, known for creating the music behind Beast Wars, Beast Machines, ReBoot, and more. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly mo…

Happy Holidays! Siege and Kal talk about Christmas in the Transformers franchise and review a two-part Christmas themed episode of Transformers Animated. Finally Siege closes out the episode with a special message. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movi…

Decades before Martin began writing A Song of Ice and Fire, he was already an award-winning writer who had published a variety of science fiction, horror, and fantasy stories. In this panel, Amin and Duncan (Valkyrist) survey Martin’s other notable works, … Continue reading →By Vassals of Kingsgrave

Happy Holidays! Siege and Kal play a game of Parker Bros. 1997 Beast Wars Mutating Card Game. Game Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video…

The Vassals of Kingsgrave return to the video game world to discuss some games they enjoyed playing in 2021 (even if not all those games came out then). Join Zach (Alias), Bing (Shoeshiner), Matt (blu3arm0r), Katie (Lady Griffin), and Zander … Continue reading →By Vassals of Kingsgrave

We sit down with award-winning author, screenwriter, and playwright Ian Weir, writer of celebrated Beast Wars episodes "Possession," "Dark Designs," "Cutting Edge," and of course "Code of Hero." This interview originally appeared as part of our Beast Wars 25th Anniversary Special episode. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus…

The Vassals of Kingsgrave dive back into the world of the First Law, created by Joe Abercrombie. Join Brett (White Raven), Greg (claudiusthefool), Alex (LuckyCharms), and Zach (Alias) as they review and discuss the final book in the Age of … Continue reading →By Vassals of Kingsgrave

Both Siege and Kal feel like Chicken Tonight as they give their final overall thoughts of the first season of Beast Machines. Season Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Bea…

Is this the night the hand comes out? Hosts: Peter/Shellfish Sara/DrBlood Matt/VarleyKat/kitkathistory24601Adam/drownedsnowMichal/inkasrainZander/TheLordBaronJock/munrojock2 Credits:Edited by Peter/Shellfish [MP3] Download or play this episode directly[Archive] View this episode’s page on Archive.org[Discord] Join the VOK community[iTunes] Subscrib…

Garry Primal and Megatron go all Cuban Missile Crisis. Episode rating: TOO MUCH ENERGON! Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. https://www.patreon…

Blackarachnia uses plant jizz to awaken the spark within Thrust, and Rattrap saves the day with his giant beanstalk. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars …

Join Kevin/KevinPendragon (Discord) and Glen/Dagos_Rivers (Discord/Podcast of Ice and Fire Forums) as they discuss Halloween Kills. A movie that more than lives up to its name if not its predecessor. Credits:Edited by Kevin [MP3] Download or play this episode directly[Archive] … Continue reading →By Vassals of Kingsgrave

Rhinox steels some car keys and everyone gets metal. Episode Rating: "Not Enough Energon." Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. https://www.patre…

Join Bina, Patrick, Kat and Hannah as they discuss the the first book of Frank Herbert’s Dune series. We discuss Patrick’s viewing of the new film; Paul as an elf; the gender of Kynes; Alia as a Star Trek alien; … Continue reading →By Vassals of Kingsgrave

343 Guilty Spark decides to kidnap Nightscream. For science. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. https://ww…

Nightscream shoves Blackarachnia's spark back into her body, while the rest of the gang discovers that Rhinox has decided to break bad. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the…

Join Bina, Patrick, and Kat as they watch the notorious commercial flop but iconically designed David Lynch version of Dune. Spoilers for book one of the Dune series. [MP3] Download or play this episode directly[Archive] View this episode’s page on Archive.org[Discord] Join the … Continue reading →By Vassals of Kingsgrave

Cheetor decides that the team needs to save the Maximal sparks within the Vehicon Generals, so Blackarchnia tries to jumpstart Thurst's Silverbolt within, and Rattrap FlashHacks Tankor only to make a startling discovery. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows …

Dobry dzień! Welcome to The Movie Passport, a podcast series about world cinema. In this episode, Duncan (Valkyrist), Alex (Lucky Charms), Bina (Bina007) and Matt (Blu3arm05) travel to the country of Poland to discuss the following films: 9:13 – Sewer / Kanal (Andrzej … Continue reading →By Vassals of Kingsgrave

Garry Primal resumes command of the Maixmals and inadvertently leads them to the Killing Fields of Planet Megatron, where Blackarachnia figures some shit out about Thrust. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie comme…

September 16, 2021 marks 25 years to the day since "Beast Wars Part 1" originally aired. To mark the occasion, we're joined by guest hosts Kelly from DorkTales and Duncan Grant to discuss our memories of the show, play a game of "Mary, Fuck, Kill" with the Beastformers, and countdown our picks for the top ten best episodes of Beast Wars. We also fe…

Just a Saturday morning chat about walking corpses. Hosts: Peter/Shellfish Sara/DrBlood Abby/DaceymormontZach/Alias Matt/VarleyDuncan/ValkyristKat/kitkathistory24601 Credits:Edited by Peter/Shellfish [MP3] Download or play this episode directly[Archive] View this episode’s page on Archive.org[Discord] Join the VOK community[iTunes] Subscribe to us …

Rattrap finally transforms, but the other Maximals are assholes to him so he makes a deal with the devil to try to git gud. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beas…

Sting descends from the rafters with his trademark baseball bat, and the Maximals become fruit junkies. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book sh…

Megatron gives his Insane Clown Posse of Vehicon Generals™ an ultimatum; bring him The Maximals and be rewarded (death), or suffer the consequences (also death). Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show…

The Vassals host their first ever San Diego Comic-Con panel. Join Amin, Duncan (Valkyrist), Zach (Alias), Michal (inkasrain), and Nick for a discussion about how to create your own podcast, including tips on moderating, recording, editing and promoting. Credits:Edited by … Continue reading →By Vassals of Kingsgrave

Blackarachnia has a series of vision quests that serves as plot devices, meanwhile Megatron unleashes his latest Insane Clown Posse in the form of the Vehicon Generals™. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie comment…

Garry Primal and his Maxi-pals head to the clubhouse of the Maximal elders, only to discover that Megatron has moved in and redecorated. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the…

The Maximals return to Cybertron only to discover Vehicons and late 90s techno music. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVA…