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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers journey into the grim darkness of the 41st millenium - playing the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K's "Dark Heresy" TTRPG! Join Inquisitor Lucius Valentyne, and hive-bred siblings Lyric and Alto, as this unlikely trio try to save the Emperor from a cabal of mysterious enemies! This series features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and regular players Ryan ...
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Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice podcast where improvisers who’ve never roleplayed before journey into the world of Dungeons & Dragons. The show is hosted by our dungeon master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and our regular players: the sneaky Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt), the brilliant Laura Hamstra (@elhamstring), and the flatulent Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante). With special guest comedians joining us on our journey, follow our heroes as they begin their adventures! Please become a h ...
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Blood & Syrup is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers delve into the darkness that is Vampire the Masquerade. When a high-profile assassination leaves Montreal without a vampiric ruler, gangster Ridley Beef (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante), detective Everett Fry (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt), and inspirational poet Iris Dunn (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) - all recently turned Kindred - are sent to establish a new order at all costs, with the he ...
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Curse, Code, and Crown is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition podcast created by Dumb-Dumbs & Dice. A princess trapped in a suit of armour, (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring), a disillusioned royal guard (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and a fungus-worshipping Tortle (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) are forced to work together to save a fully original world created by our Dungeon Master Tom Mcgee (@mcgeetd)!
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The Mythos Mysteries is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers delve into the madness that is the Pulp Cthulhu Roleplaying Game. Join Red, Adrian, and Old Man Richter, as childhood friends and their erstwhile mentor return home to try and save a friend! This show features our Keeper Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and our regular players Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and Clare Blackwood (@clareblackwood)! Follow our anti-h ...
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Dumb Scum & Villainy is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers explore the underworld of the Star Wars: Edge of the Empire roleplaying game. Join our crew of bumbling criminals - the seductive pilot Brash (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante), the hapless gambler Vic Denbar (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt), and the amnesiac bounty hunter Wakka Wakka Fonzie (Adam McNamara, @adammcnamara13) - as they try and heist their way out of a debt to a deadly Hutt ...
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One Shots is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers tackle "one shot" adventures set in different RPGs. Join us in Eberron, Avernus, an 80's Buddy Cop Film, Star Trek, the grim future of Warhammer 40K and more! Our intrepid heroes and villains are joined by various DMs, GMs, and more as they explore new worlds and new games! The show is hosted by our Dungeon Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and our regular players Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) a ...
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Garbage Town is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice podcast where we watch and review the worst-looking Hollywood movies, so you don't have to! It's hosted by Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) with a special guest comedian for each episode. COME ON DOWN TO GARBAGE TOWN! You can also support Dumb-Dumbs & Dice on our Patreon at Patreon.com/dumbdumbdice
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The Inquisitorial band are challenged on all fronts! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is moving towards an ambush in disguise and praying for space marine intervention, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) lost track of the Voidstain heir in the chaos, and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) are chasin…
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The coterie had to decide quickly what to do with Sam Buttwise. Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) ordered Val to deal with the situation, but Val (Del Borovic, @deltastic) was forced to turn Sam over to mysterious figures in an SUV, Doris (Clare Blackwood, @clareblackwood) and Evangeline (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) hid out at Margery’s and di…
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Our heroes are battling complicated law books and depression! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) consulted legal professionals with mixed success, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) sunk into bed until Goblin Jr taught him to fetch and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was so stealthy he didn’t appear in the episode. Can Juniper build…
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Lord Kyros has been shot while Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) aimed at him! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) discovered the chief suspect’s rendezvous and was forced to race to the location solo, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) ambushed the Voidstain heir, Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) broke another gun, and Attikus faced off…
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After Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) made a deal for Teddy to be Val’s therapist, a deal which—to Evangeline’s (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) discomfort—includes them both moving in with Val, the coterie set out to surveil Horatio Sundrop. They observed the clan leader making an exchange of blood rations with each Malkavian, and to gather mor…
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Our heroes are waking up to save a nation! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) prepared Reginald for a dance-parade, Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) turned into a werewolf before regaining control of her personas, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) founded his Royal Hammerers. But will their arts night be enough to win over their al…
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The Inquisitorial band have taken over Bolonsong manor! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) searched through the hidden gun collection before hearing a mysterious ticking, while Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) interrogated suspects and discovered the edges of a…
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The coterie attended the surprise opening of the Val Miller Family Protection Building and learned that Val and Everett will be living there with the daytime officers. Val (Del Borovic, @deltastic) was impressed with the fortifications, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered that his usual style of communication needs some improvement, Ev…
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Our heroes are continuing to reshape Akkah! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) got Bucky to prepare to send allies from the Fortress, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) attempted to honeypot a Warlock Knight, and Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) gave her grove to the people before inviting envoys to talk about their laws. Will this be e…
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The Inquisitorial band apprehended suspects attempting to flee the estate. Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was asked by the late Guinevere to investigate in the event of her death, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) deduced that someone within the house must have been involved, and Morgan’s (Del Borovic, @deltastic) quarry was killed…
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After a night of scheming, Val (Del Borovic, @deltastic) waited for Teddy to show up for their first session, not knowing he was in hiding, Evangeline (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) learned from Margery Pritchard that Horatio Sundrop hadn’t recognized the shop owner since the Town hall Massacre, and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) set Good Boy…
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Our heroes have begun to reform Akkah! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was sentenced to weekly therapy and confession for his murder, Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) recovered her bravery arguing with the King, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found someone to get the Ravengate temporarily working. But can they keep the variou…
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My report shows that the Inquisitorial band is heading to the Bolonsong estate! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) combed through recordings from the crash but found nothing, Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) prepared servo skull targets to prep the Lord for his hunt, and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_H…
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Continuing to gain allies for the coterie’s treasonous scheme, Evangeline (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) planned to meet with a Pyramid member to get them kidnapped, Val (Del Borovic, @deltastic) talked with Barty about gaining the trust of the daytime officers, and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) convinced the clan leaders to undergo a time-c…
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Akkah has been given terms to avoid an invasion! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) left the peace talks to investigate the envoys, Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) became a willing hostage and made a friend in the enemy army, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) gave a hell of a tour and started winning over their guests. But can the…
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The Inquisitorial band is preparing for the hunt! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) attracted a marine’s attention but freed Tresius to help look into Lady Bolllonsong’s murder, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) sourced pheromones for the hunt, and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) were disturbed t…
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To help manage the coterie’s challenges, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) recruited a reluctant Teddy to be Val’s therapist. Having re-hashed their plan, they approached the Brujah and Gangrel leaders for support. Doris (Clare Blackwood, @clareblackwood) deduced what kind of hat Evangeline might like, Val (Del Borovic, @deltastic) easily convi…
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Akkah is being threatened by invasion! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) began diplomatic relations with an evil empire, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) revealed he isn’t dating Reginald just covering up a murder, and Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) debated the ethical cost of murder in a corrupt environment. Will this arriving arm…
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Attikus Vis (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) has become the executor of the Bolonsong estate! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) removed the heretical elements of Morgan’s (Del Borovic, @deltastic) aquila scarring, while Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) helped Atticus with his poetry and the lord of the manor was forced to parley with a spac…
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The coterie were forced to release the very suspicious Tremere bodyguards. With the plan having failed, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) secretly requisitioned blood from each clan from Dr. Holloway and ordered Evangeline (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) and Doris (Clare Blackwood, @clareblackwood) into immediate therapy with Val (Del Borovic, @d…
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Farthole Fartch is alive! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was not pleased to have the goblin back, Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) pushed for a vote on the kingdom’s new name, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) used magic to determine which army generals to keep employed. What will happen now that a Wyvern rider has arrived at t…
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Attikus Vis’s (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) space race ended with ships crashing into the ground! Attikus ran towards the scene of the crime with Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) but found little evidence among the wreckage, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) fled while Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) was left to collect Toby, and when t…
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At the meeting of the clan leaders, the coterie isolated the clans’ bodyguards. With two Tremere alone, Evangeline (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) convinced a swarm of mosquitos to feed on them to acquire their blood, Doris (Clare Blackwood, @clareblackwood) fled when she mistook them for her former tormentors, and Val (Del Borovic, @deltastic) attac…
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The Council of Akkah has been chosen! Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) accepted her role as Chief Justice, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) agreed to be spymaster but isn’t sure about his daughter being put in line for the throne, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) accidentally summoned a dead goblin to be his high priest. What wi…
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Attikus Vis won the space race! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) came in first by a mile, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) flashed her tattoo at Voidstain, who identified her as a heretic, Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) released the Lizzo Lizardman servo-skull to get a letter to Bobberstein, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) c…
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The coterie paraded Doris (Clare Blackwood, @clareblackwood) around to try lure out a Pyramid member so they could steal their blood. Though Val (Del Borovic, @deltastic) dressed conspicuously in tactical gear, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Evangeline (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) managed to be subtle, but still the Pyramid didn’t take …
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Our heroes have been in charge for less than a week and Akkah is already on fire! Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) turned the corpse pile into a garden, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) hunted down the remaining members of the horde, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) began to choose his council while mourning the necessity of bei…
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Due to some scheduling shenanigans, we're taking a surprise week off! In the meantime, we'd like to introduce you to our new D&D 5e series: Jesters of Ravenloft, featuring familiar Valentyne Heresy regulars Tyler Hewitt and Del Borovic as players and Ryan LaPlante as Dungeon Master, as well as Guy Bradford and Adam McNamara, who you may know from o…
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Due to some scheduling shenanigans, we're taking a surprise week off! In the meantime, we'd like to introduce you to our new D&D 5e series: Jesters of Ravenloft, featuring familiar Valentyne Heresy regulars Tyler Hewitt and Del Borovic as players and Ryan LaPlante as Dungeon Master, as well as Guy Bradford and Adam McNamara, who you may know from o…
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The coterie discussed their treasonous plan and decided to eliminate the Pyramid 2.0 before killing the prince. Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) needs to get the Brujah on-side, Evangeline (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) will drum up public support, Val (Del Borovic, @deltastic) suggested drugging lesser clan leaders with Tremere blood to frame …
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Our heroes have taken over Akkah! Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) has been cursed with lycanthropy, Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) ate his father, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered the evil tyrants’ phylactery, and Butthole was forced to kill Grayson Typhus and his mother to take the throne. What will happen now that th…
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The Inquisitorial band’s race is underway! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) wowed the crowd with his athletics, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) attempted to flash her tattoo to other racers, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) discovered the Versailles and Kyros families might be aligned, and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) found a …
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At the office, Red Cell released Kenneth Kishimoto when Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) gave them the name of Ridley’s mother. Doris (Clare Blackwood, @clareblackwood) warned the coterie that Red Cell was militarizing, Everett convinced Evangeline (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) to stay for now and help for the innocent people, and Val (Del Bor…
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During our week off between Seasons 6 and 7, we'd like to introduce you to our new D&D 5e series: Jesters of Ravenloft, featuring familiar players Tyler Hewitt, Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, and Adam McNamara, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante. You can also catch 2 new episodes of Jesters of Ravenloft every Wednesday at 8:30pm ET, when we stream live o…
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During our week off between Seasons 6 and 7, we'd like to introduce you to our new D&D 5e series: Jesters of Ravenloft, featuring familiar players Tyler Hewitt, Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, and Adam McNamara, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante. You can also catch 2 new episodes of Jesters of Ravenloft every Wednesday at 8:30pm ET, when we stream live o…
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The Inquisitorial band are about to start the race! Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found out about Morgan’s back scars, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) decided to display them to test the nobility, Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) couldn’t follow Morgan’s plan so he’s been banned from participating, and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_…
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While Evangeline (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) and Teddy strategized about their plan to run away in a fraudulent mobile blood bank, the rest of the coterie investigated their adversaries. Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Val (Del Borovic, @deltastic) attended the Pyramid 2.0’s welcome gala and became suspicious about the conditions around…
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Our heroes have entered the fortress! Moss (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) protected their new king to keep the Black Spider banished, Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) killed his father and ate his head and Butthole still doesn’t know what to do about his mother. What will happen now that Quinny is s…
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