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Space Jam 2: IP Boogaloo is out, and boy, do we ever have some thoughts on it. Also, we discuss the finer points of Bugs Bunny's sexual expression!
Tim Allen having sex! Strange feelings about Venus De Milo! Uhhh... "jokes"? This week, we tackle Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation (1997), Power Rangers In Space (1998,) and the would-be iconic crossover episode, "Shell Shocked"!
After almost 15 years, they finally made a sequel to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III... and it's awful! We're talking TMNT (2007) in the fourth installment of our impromptu Turtle deep dive. Oh, and cum. We're also talking about cum. Because of course!
We're going back in time (but not with Huey Lewis) to talk about 1993's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III! Is it as bad as everyone says? Or is the TMNT fanbase a bunch of grown men who take this all too seriously? Plus: bestiality jokes! Too many of them, actually.
Secret of the Ooze? More like Secret of the Boos! Just kidding - Bella's just mean. This time, we continue our Turtle Talk series (that's what we're calling it now) and discuss Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze!
5000 downloads seems like good a time as any to (deep) dish on the 1990 martial arts puppetry spectacular, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! But wait a second - who's this mysterious, devilishly handsome man crashing our episode?!
In this episode, we put more thought into talking about Mortal Kombat (1995) and Mortal Kombat (the other one) than went into making them! Also - Russell informs us that Nagatoro is turning ladies gay and I go on yet another tangent about being sexually attracted to Godzilla. Wholesome fun for the whole family! Also cum jokes.…
"Wait - The Mummy isn't anime!" Well, thanks to noted homewrecker Scooby-Doo, there are some BIG changes (and sad goodbyes) coming to ol' Rocketto Punchi! But once that's out of the way - movie and anime news awaits, followed by a ONE HOUR discussion of the 1999 Universal classic, The Mummy!
Happy 50th episode! It's that time of the year again - time for Bella and Russell to talk about Scooby Doo way too much! We talk through Happy Halloween, Scooby-Doo, a new movie that we have, uh... a LOT of thoughts on.
It took almost fifty episodes, but we finally duped a guest into joining us! The lovely Yoshino joins us to talk about video game anime, Playmobil movies, pregnant women killing each other, and short king Jet Li starring in... a Supernatural anime?! NOTE: There are some audio issues in this episode that came from all four of us. We're aware and we'…
Robert's Anime Corner Store, '90s OVAs, and back flesh? Boy, we really do have it all in this definitely-not-rushed, absolutely polished episode that's totally... acceptable? Yeah, yeah, we'll go with that.
It's Discotek Day, folks! We're breaking down each new announcement from our fave anime company the only way we know how: badly, with a lot of dumb jokes.
KissAnime - gone too soon, or good riddance? Also! We get into the drama surrounding Krystal LaPorte, talk about lost dubs, and discuss Preston's apparent fetish for Ken!
Uzaki-chan's mouth: a medical concern or a cute moe trait? You decide. Also, we talk Gundam, catch up with some news, and dig deep into the Uzaki drama! We're back, baby.
Bella's gone, so the lads talk tossing, turtles, and, uh, other stuff. Wait, what are they tossing, anyway? Hold on a second... that's not how you make pizza!
We talk about a cool claymation show, but mainly, we just talk about Adam Sandler's feet. I mean, and anime. But mostly feet. Brought to you by Uncut Toes, your #1 delivery service for Adam Sandler's feet pics!
Jinkies! Without Preston to curb them, Bella and Russell talk about Scooby Doo for literally two hours! Oh, and some other stuff.
Blank Check is a weird perverse hentai nightmare and you can't convince us otherwise. Also: convoluted lore! We talk about it!
What's the deal with Fate? We get to the bottom of it. Also, don't try to pick up girls by showing them the hentai you punch your meat to - especially if it's Funko Pop! ahegao. Oh, and this episode's about Trigger!
Russell and Preston take the wheel to talk about a strangely titled, wild, wonderful tokusatsu show. Where's Bella? Deep in study for the next episode...
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Preston tells us about something scandalous his roommate did in India. Oh, also, we talk about tokusatsu in America for about two hours, and finally come up with a regular upload schedule!
In this episode, we talk about Kyoto Animation's impact on the industry and our lives. Our hearts go out to If you can, please donate to them in this time of need. Thank you. We'll be back to regular recording this August. Help KyoAni Heal Fundraiser
Is this podcast just an excuse for Bella to plug the nasty anime smut she's seen? No, definitely not. It's purely professional. This episode, Bella and Russell get into the current season, Case Closed, and new mic discussions - not to mention a conversation about anime censorship and how silly it is. Oh, and dick.…
A new Scooby-Doo movie? Who else is more qualified to review it than Bella and Russell, two adults who care a lot about the cartoon dog and his pals? Also - City Hunter, Dragon Ball Z, and ostensibly jokes!
Preston and Bella get in a fight, but don't worry, mommy and daddy still love each other. Also: hentai! Rants! Ruminations on capitalism stifling our societal ability to communicate effectively! Jokes! All this, and much more, in this definitely coherent, absolutely planned episode of Rocketto Punchi!…
We regret to inform you that, after a lengthy hiatus, our podcast has returned. This episode, we rip into the Oscars, discuss the accusations surrounding Vic Mignogna, and get into live-action adaptations of anime before discussing Alita: Battle Angel. Also, Bella really likes James Cameron, and Russell and Preston go off on a whole thing about G G…
We get in the holiday spirit by talking about St. Young Men! Also, we talk mad garbage about Gen Fukunaga, give props to Viz, and discuss hypothetical flirting with Nic Cage! You know... the usual. 0:00 - Intro. It's long. Very long. 19:50 - Gen Fukunaga is terrible, so let's talk about Evangelion, dubs, and... Hajime no Ippo?! 30:20 - Remember Tec…
This week, we ruminate on the passing of Fred Patten and Stan Lee, go off on Funimation, and brainstorm a grittier Detective Pikachu. Oh, right, and we talk about the new anime season, too. Actually, that's what we do for most of the episode. Fun!
Today, Bella and Russell take a look back at one of the most beloved Scooby Doo characters of all time: Sheriff Buzby. Wait, no, Billy Bob Scroggins. I mean Ben Ravencroft. No, no, that drummer in the Hex Girls. Anyway, we talk about Scooby Doo Meets The Boo Brothers and Scooby Doo and the Witch's Ghost for the final installment of Otakutober. What…
We finally talk about Little Witch! Russell likes it! Also news and the usual bullshit!
It's Otakutober (look, Russell came up with it in a drive-thru line, don't be rude,) and you know what that means - spooky anime! And nothing's spookier than English dubs, so we're doing Ghost Stories, the only dub that matters! Also, we're BSing 99% of this episode to pad time, and honestly, what's scarier than two nerds BSing for an hour? Not muc…
We take a trip down into The Bog to talk about the second season of Kaiji! Also - news, hot takes, and all the "quality" content you've come to expect from us.
We watch the first season of Kaiji, which is really kinda dumb, but in a good way! We also get into the Crunchyroll drama, and Russell pitches a game show!By Rocketto Punchi
The summer season isn't really that great, but hey, that Mr. Tonegawa's alright! Oh, and so is Osmosis Jones The Animation! Plus, Russell gets assaulted by soda, and we have some announcements.By Rocketto Punchi
In this hit anime that Anime News Network has called "misguided" and "a mess," Zero Two (Eddie Murphy) has to team up with Hiro (Eddie Murphy) to pilot Strelitzia - a giant robot that looks just Zero Two! Elias and Russell take you through a spoiler-filled recap of the show and talk about why it's been such a divisive series this past season.…
Is Aggretsuko the adult comedy we've been pining for? Does Russell like a Sanrio thing? Is Elias' world shattered at the revelation that Hello Kitty is just Japanese cat Barbie? Find on this exciting episode of Rocketto Punchi!By Rocketto Punchi
Go Nagai's at Anime Expo 2018, and so is Elias! So, enjoy this episode we recorded way back in February about Mazinger Z Infinity!By Rocketto Punchi
This episode's old as hell, but hey, so is the anime we're talking about, so it evens out! We get into Ranma, Slayers, and people being gatekeeping buttholes about anime!By Rocketto Punchi
Holy shogunate, Batman Ninja came out this week and it's pretty wild! Also we go on tangents about anime hoarding, surf the web while recording a podcast, and generally spiral into non-sequiturs. All in a week's work from the only anime podcast that matters!By Rocketto Punchi
We rag on Nobuhiro "“I liked girls from the upper grades of elementary school to around the second year of junior high school" Watsuki again before digging into the crammed Spring season and going over Aggretsuko!By Rocketto Punchi
In the spirit of Wrestlemania being terrible, we watched a terrible wrestling anime.By Rocketto Punchi
Everyone loved Devilman Crybaby, and guess what - so did we! No, really, no hot takes this time around, isn't that nuts?By Rocketto Punchi
We're back and Book of Bantorra is horrible, apparently.By Rocketto Punchi
Down Town e Gundamsou!
We talk about Cromartie High School and America's sweetheart, Adam Sandler.