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For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.
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It's Hughezy, Hello! really isn't any one type of podcast; it's a bit of everything. Sports talk, social issues, music debates, film talk and even some celebrity interviews. All done with a very Irish comedic spin. This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/3476000/advertisement
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Do women hate self-defense? Why are there so few women in martial arts compared to men? And what's wrong with the women's self-defense industry? Phil Elmore offers his opinions on this topic, as spurred by feedback from listeners to this podcast. https://linktr.ee/philelmore | #selfdefense #selfdefensetips #selfdefensekeychain…
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in quite possibly the craziest Christmas episode ever recorded, I am joined once again by the great Karl Hamburger (host of Who Are These Podcasts & Who Are These Socials), Joey C (host of Catalano TV) and Phil Elmore (host of Surviving The News) for a roundtable to discuss Chad Zumock vs Stuttering John, if Kevin Brennan is funny anymore, if the O…
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Can you believe Kevin Brennan spends his Friday nights with a tallboy of red wine and a grin across his face as his listens to Melton in the Evenings? Tonight Patrick attempts to do a Kevin Brennan style program where he just rants and talks ish about people and plays no clips. Jk jk there will definitely be clips. Just because Kevin's computer can…
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Aren't Christmas films great? Isn't drinking fun? It's getting drunk on the air and debating the top 5 greatest Christmas films of all time great fun? Well, yes it until you have to edit it while hungover but regardless, on today's episode the great Cayley from Who Are These Podcasts and Once Over With Cayley, and Stevie Lew from BYB, Lews Cannon a…
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Happy Friday! Patrick is extending November for one more day- at least on paper. What a volatile week it’s been for the whatever this is. Chad Zumock has turned out to be one of the worst actors, liars, and comedians of all time. The LOLs don’t stop when Chad uses his imagination to wow his audience with dumb. Heather Gillispie is finding out about…
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Chad Zumock is desperate for attention. He’s an unloved alcoholic with no income, no prospects for a career, and no friends or relationships to lean on as a support system. After being arrested over and over for victimizing veterans and the elderly, stealing identities and credit cards, stealing from stores, driving drunk in to trees, losing jobs a…
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The great Shuil Egar, formerly of The Howard Stern and now the owner of The Shuli Network, returns to the podcast to talk about the lastest absolute mania with Stuttering John, Ray DeVito leaving the Shuli Network, Anthony Cumia's future and much, much more. Joining us on this episode are the great Little Lemmi and Quadfather from BYB. FOLLOW OUR G…
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It’s Tuesday morning, and the plebs are frothing in the aisles for a new NLO. What will Patrick be mad about this morning? Will there be a classic rant against one of the fans for some minuscule reason? You can almost guarantee! We check in with some of our favorite nuts to see how they’re gearing up for the holidays. Is the loneliness enough to br…
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Just a reminder than nobody owes you anything and Patrick isn’t your real dad. You should probably find a new life with a new family. Patrick is doing a quick show to give his thoughts on the past week and the events of the day, and we are going to try to resume our regularly scheduled programming tomorrow. Why is Chad pretending to be in some sort…
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It's that time of year again: the Christmas music debate episode. Only this time it's different because we're doing it while drinking and it becomes pretty obvious towards the end. What starts as a conversation about Christmas songs turns into a debate about Home Alone 2, Ireland vs Italy and of course: the rules for anal sex. joining me for this e…
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the ECW & WWE legend Francine, host of Eyes Up Here, returns to the podcast for her 2nd appearance but 1st ever Christmas party were we discuss the crazy reaction to the MJF & Alicia Atout relationship, why Jim Cornette gets away with trash talking so many people, how Tony Khan is messing up his own company, Vince McMahon escaping cancel culture an…
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Phil Elmore offers some topics from his book, "People Who Carry Tactical Pens Can't Fight (And Other Dumb Things People Say About Self-Defense)" and explains why you should NEVER follow this advice. https://linktr.ee/philelmore #selfdefense #selfdefensetips #philelmoreBy Phil Elmore
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Patrick isn’t the only one making a splash in the world of Big Beautiful Podcasters. Josh Denny, currently on his nineteenth attempt at a show someone will care about and/or watch, has ballooned to proportions that must be examined. Watch as over a decade of podcast experience culminates in more meh than you can imagine. Chad Zumock is in hiding af…
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Phil Elmore explains why there are a LOT of people out there who want to constrain who self-defense is for (because it makes them feel special to do so). This was an experimental livestream done with OBS on our newly monetized YouTube channel for The Martialist. Future streams will be a little more produced. https://linktr.ee/philelmore | #philelmo…
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Patrick’s show rundown sheet overfloweth with many much more mopes to make mirth about! Sorry about that, but it’s hard to write a description for a show that hasn’t happened yet! Steel Toe is in dire straits, and they are putting out the early feelers to get their favorite benefactor Captain Chandler to send in piles of cash. Will he oblige them? …
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Chad Zumock is the Mudshark, aka The Sniper, and he’s the roughest streamer there is! Unless you try to do it back to him. Then you’re going to get a different guy. Ready to see what a complete bitch this Cleveland clown is? Watch his run, hide and quit his own show AGAIN after finding out he’s getting a taste of his own delicious sniper soup. Why …
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Patrick has some theories and what a better place to air them out than the daily Nobody Likes Onions podcast live stream comedy program! April Imholte’s anxiety is through the roof, and winter is coming! Will this woods woman be able to weather the depression of another Minnesota locked up with her scrawny stick husband playing radio in the basemen…
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I love Christmas, I love the chance to finally sit around doing nothing... but a lot of the Christmas films are bad. I'm joined by the great Lucy Tightbox from WATP & Stevie Lew from BYB to debate the all time worst 5. This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.sp…
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Patrick is recovering from his weekend of birthday nonsense, and maybe now we can get back to normal about it. We may all have a case of the Mondays, but maybe with a little luck we can get through it. Ray DeVito has taken to YouTube to try to clear up any confusion about his roast jokes, but of course it comes across as confusing and defensive as …
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Come celebrate Patrick’s last day of being forty-three years old! We’ve got a lot of boxes and envelopes to sort through. Patrick also has some loose ends to tie up to make the week tidy. You can guarantee there will be some sort of Steel Toe nonsense. Patrick wants to know where Spider Alomar is hiding and why? Where is Mr. Big Shot? Chad Zumock’s…
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The roast between Cleveland goons Ray DeVito and Chad Zumock has people talking, and opinions differ with varying levels of passion. One thing is for sure – we were all very entertained. Almost two days out, Patrick has new thoughts and a complete breakdown of every joke on the roast, with stats and figures you’re going to love! Patrick has conduct…
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THE CHRISTMAS PARTY SEASON HAS BEGUN!!! Helping us kick off the 2024 season is the excellent Bob Levy, the hilarious stand up comedy and host of the massive successful BS Show, The Uncle Rico Show, LevyLand, Miserable Men and some guy called Howard Stern. Bob comes on to talk about the crazy drama that came from Kevin Brennan making jokes about Mat…
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It’s the day of the most pathetic excuse for a roast in recent comedy history. Gone are the days of respecting the craft and picking up a pen. Let the chips fall where they may when Chad Zumock and Ray DeVito awkwardly take the screen to tell an unspecified number of jokes in an unspecified format for an unspecified amount of money. What could go w…
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Patrick has a headache this morning, but that’s not going to stop him from firing up the chat box and screaming at his Internet children! Let’s explore some of the best stand up comedians taking to the stage today. Alex Stein is getting TOO outrageous for his own good. Steel Toe has some more advice for all the shows chasing his coattails. We’ve go…
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