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Frog: The Musical! is coming to Broadway. Written by a playwright powered by the elixir known as Frog, Frog: The Musical is a riveting, fever dream about a young energy drink that comes in a square can that tastes like Green Jolly Ranchers and must be microwaved who goes to the big city to follow its dreams. There's showstopping songs, large dance …

We told ChatGPT to write a Poem about "Frog". This is what that stupid machine spat out. In a square-can dwelling, bright and bold, A flavor tale of green, I'm told, A drink named Frog, a vibrant hue, Tastes like Jolly Ranchers, oh so true. Its essence dances on the tongue, A melody of flavors sung, Green Jolly Ranchers in liquid form, A sip that b…

Yee-Haw! The Nanaimo Bathtub Races have a new sponsor and can you guess who it is?!? Ding! Ding! Ding! You got it right, it's FROG! Frog is teaming up with the Nanaimo Bar itself to put together the most chill, the most fieriest, the most sinful, the most moist Bathtub rice that Nanaimo, British Columbia, Canada has every seen. There'll be everythi…

Frog has replaced Toad in the NCU (Nintendo Cinematic Universe) instead of interacting with a loveable, mushroom headed little person, you'll be talking to FROG -- an animatronic can that spews green hot liquid that tastes like Jolly Ranchers when it talks! It's the collab of the century according to the blue checkmarks of "X.com"! #FrogBEATSToad T…

Drama, lust, literacy, all the modern elements of fantastic podcasting at your fingertips. Man is but an ugly caterpillar for he who studies it under a solar microscope- but for you: you might just see my Oscar Meyer Weiner. This episode was brought to you in part by Toad. Yes, we have had to compromise on some values because Frog didn't re-up on t…

Frog diggity dog, now that's some good Cottage Cheese! We here at Frog would like to acknowledge that we did not purchase ad space in the 9/11 edition of "People Weekly". We wanted to but ABC had a John Stamos show called "Thieves" to promote. Unfortunately for ABC, Thieves was cancelled after 8 episodes. Fortunately for us here at Frog, Frog is st…

Certainly they're tossing salads... with Frog's new salad dressing! That's right, Frog is in the Salad Game and it's got all that great Frog flavor but now you can pair it with your favorite leafy green vegetable. Put it on any salad! Chicken! Greek! Caesar! Tuna! Caprese! You name it and you can put Frog's salad dressing on it! Available now until…

Exciting news! Frog is your new Sriracha. Droughts in Central Mexico have brought the production of Sriracha to a grinding halt but with Frog's patented liquid technology we have successful replaced the water in Sriracha with our own Frog formula. Now you'll have all the great taste of regular Sriracha with the added benefits that only Frog can pro…

'FROG FOR EVERYBODY, FREE, AND MAY NO FROG BE LEFT BEHIND!" - Arkady and Boris Strugatsky 2023. This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

"I’m Not The Raising Canes… I’m the Cane that Raised Up" - Frog, 2023 This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

In exciting news, the producers of "Air" and "Flamin Hot: The Origins of the Flamin Hot Cheeto" movies have optioned the rights to Frog and will be making it into a TV show for, you guessed it, Tubi. Directed by Martin Scorese's nephew Bart and written by Stephen King's other other son, this thriller will be about the origins of everyone's favorite…

Frog has successfully sued the makers of the video game "Frogger" for intellectual property theft despite the fact that Frog as a drink -- and brand -- did not come out until after the game. Ahhhh, the power of dark money! FROG NEVER LOSES.

Frog is the most popular drink brand among mascots in all the major sports! Suck it, Gatorade!

Exciting news! Frog has teamed with [UNNAMED STREAMING SERVICE] to produce its very own game show! Who needs shows like "Cherries Wild" and "Beat Shazam" when you have Frog: The Game Show: The Show! It will be hosted by a certain cast member from American Pie (hint: They banged Stifler's Mom!). TV will never be the same after this. This podcast is …

DO NOT TEST ME FOR I AM POWERED BY THE FUEL KNOWN AS FROG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frog is what Frog wants to be.

Pour some Frog into a pot and you got yourself a stew!

Frog has proof that Elon Musk's fortune can be traced back to his father's Emerald mine. In unrelated news, anybody out there looking for an Emerald mine in Africa?!? We at Frog know a guy named Errol who's looking to unload one! This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Unbelievable action, high-flying stunts, and four-wheel excitement! The Frog Monster Truck Rally in Tacoma Washington has it all! Drink Frog, watch Grave Digger, and die the way god intended by a stress induced heart attack caused by the noise that can only be generated by metal crunching metal in an indoor stadium!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…

Robert is tired of being the “trauma guy”. Anyways, today's episode features three Robert based trauma stories all sponsored by Frog! This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Huge news!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Frog is now the sponsor of the Horse Olympics!! Very exciting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Teeeeeheeee.

Frog died for my sins!What an idiot!I would not die for Frog! (for Frog is a drink and it will kill you before you can kill it). This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

HAWT TIP: Gabagool is best paired with a delicious glass of Frog. Try it the next time you're in New Jersey. This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

The rumors are true! Frog did sleep with your Mother last night! And now Frog (the drink) is gonna be your new daddy. Say goodbye to your real father, Frog is father now!

The only Hard R Frog supports is the Hard R rating for Cocaine Bear. Helluva movie! We can't wait for Meth Gator to come out in 2025! This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Unfortunately, Frog will not be available at Seattle Kraken games this season. The drink was called "too intense" by the "fans" of that "hockey" team. This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

We told ChatGPT to write an ad for Frog. This is what that stupid AI came up with... Do you like your drinks like you like your amphibians - hoppy and green? Then you'll love Frog! Our square can might be a little weird, but that's just because we're too cool for round containers. And yeah, you heard us right - you have to nuke it for five minutes …

Frog is frog is frog is frog is frog is frog is frog is frog is frog is frog.

MALCOLM: Eat Shit and Die, Dane Cook DANE COOK: Drink Frog and Live, Malcolm A totally real, not fake interaction between Seinfuck's very own Malcolm and Employee of the Month actor Dane Cook. This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

You can fill the hole that's in your soul by drinking a can of Frog. This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Contrary to the name of the episode, only Frog gets to win.

We at Seinfuck would like to dispel the rumors out there that singer/director/producer/social media icon Oliver Tree is the creator of Frog. Frog is bigger than any one person and will be bigger than Coke someday.

"I'd rather be drinking Frog than getting robbed" - Robert Delilah, 2023. This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

Frog is a beloved source of protein. The meat, not the drink. The drink is an abstraction. There is no real Frog. Only an entity. Something illusory.

Frog is your new God now.

Frog will not give you diabetes despite what the deep state says.

Disclaimer: The Cum Goblin does not drink Frog. He drinks Pepsi. Gross.

Normalize Drinking Frog as you take shortcuts through Jewelry Stores at the Mall!!!!!!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to meTwelve cans of FrogEleven cans of FrogTen cans of FrogNine cans of FrogEight cans of FrogSeven cans of FrogSix cans of FrogFive cans of FrogFour cans of FrogThree cans of FrogTwo cans of FrogAnd a Harper stuck in a pear tree This podcast is powered by Pinecast.…

Blah, blah, blah Frog.

I will dox Harper for a can of Frog. This is not a threat. It is a guarantee. He lives in the American Gardens Building...

Fun fact: A glass of Frog a day will keep the gout at bay! (Disclaimer: We here at Seinf*ck are not medical experts. There is an idea of Frog; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real Frog. Only an entity, something illusory...). This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

It's time to J those D's because Frog's got a Black Friday sale that'll knock your tits off! Promo code: ittasteslikegreenjollyrangers This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

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Malcolm tries to get through a story about the time he was in the same space as the fallen Queen Elizabeth but keeps getting interrupted by two uncultured Americans.

When the golden goose comes out to roost, you never know what to expect. The boys play the dating game, talk about male pornstars, and someone wears a horse mask for part of the recording. Producer Sacha guests!

Harper pitches the boys on Frog. It takes up most of the episode.

Malcolm reads an infamous reddit post about a guy eating a party sub. Robert and Harper react.

Three white guys log onto a discord server and start talking trash.