Lazor Comb Podcasts

R.I.P. in Peace Teletoon: Siege and Kal mourn the demise of Canadian cartoon channel Teletoon by talking about one of its earliest original productions; the 1997 Donkey Kong Country animated series. Banana Slamma! Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content every week at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/6YK…

Blackarachnia continues to cause shenanigans on The Axalon. Comic Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (Siege), "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (Kal). Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content every week at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/oAfAQn1XoVk Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https…

A Stasis Pod lands and out comes everyone's favourite spider-babe Blackarachnia. Issue Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content every week at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/de4T_n3f0w4 Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AE…

PATREON PICK: As chosen by TWO patrons, we review the penultimate episode of Glen A. Larson's series Nightman. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content every week at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/MECotHn9_CY Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmv…

Siege shows off his new Lio Convoy figure, and we talk about issue #6 of IDW's 2021 Beast Wars comic Book. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content every week at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/ZGXcqRpApkY Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k…

On the first episode of this podcast, hosts Christopher and Kal discuss McDonald's wildly popular series of commercials from the 1980s known as "Mac Tonight." Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content every week at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/jvZDLxG8xxA Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join T…

We've travelled back 4,000,000 years to 2021 where we revisit IDW's Beast Wars (2021) #01-05 in a newly edited and remastered form. Comic Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe on patreon at patreon.com/lazorcomb to access hundreds of hours of exclusive audio as well as our new weekly show The Super Lazor Comb Patreon Super Show. Video …

PATREON PICK: As chosen by longtime patron ConeKillerConfusor, we review the 14st episode overall of Scooby Doo! Mystery Incorporated, where Scoob has a fever dream involving a dude from a Black Metal Band, and Siege gets hot for teacher. Subscribe on patreon at patreon.com/lazorcomb to access hundreds of hours of exclusive audio as well as our new…

PATREON PICK: As chosen by longtime patron GameSpriteMode, we review the 31st episode overall of the Teletoon original series Di-Gata Defenders. Subscribe on patreon at patreon.com/lazorcomb to access hundreds of hours of exclusive audio as well as our new weekly show The Super Lazor Comb Patreon Super Show. Video Version: https://youtu.be/M-jvvySU…

We review the original pack-in comic book for the Optimus Primal vs. Megatron! two pack toy set from 1996. We also cover the UK-exclusive one page promotional comic of the 1997 Beast Wars video game. Siege also talks about the recent passing of his favourite Maximal, Briggs. Till All Are One. Subscribe on patreon at patreon.com/lazorcomb to access …

We review the shocking good prequel comic book detailing the theft of The Golden Disk. Comic Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like The Super Lazor Comb Patreon Super Show, LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/la…

PATREON PICK: As chosen by our Patron BemusedHorseman, Kal and Siege review a random episode of 3-2-1 Penguins! Want us to review a random episode of a show of YOUR choice!? Subscribe to The Lazor Comb Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/wdhDCRQvhZ4 Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k Sh…

We finally finish this shitty comic book series. Comic Rating: "No Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/a5Tx5S-7FVE Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazo…

Kal & Siege review the third issue of IDW's 2007 comic book series Beast Wars: The Ascending, and Siege quite literally cannot remember what the issue was about when he typed this episode summary. Comic Rating: "Not Enough Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR CO…

PATREON PICK: As chosen by our patron Jared, we review the 20th episode overall of WMAC Masters. Want us to review a random episode of a show of YOUR choice!? Subscribe to The Lazor Comb Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/nWRappLFupM Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k Show Links: https…

Corrupt cops beat a junkie to death on Cybertron, meanwhile Lio Convoy and co. travel to Planet Energon. Comic Rating: "Sufficient Energon." Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://yo…

PATREON PICK: As chosen by our Patron Josh, we talk about the 56th episode overall of the Adult Swin series The Venture Bros, where... stuff happens. Want us to review a random episode of a show of YOUR choice!? Subscribe to The Lazor Comb Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/Sq4a7FBZnFc Join The Lazor Comb Dis…

Magmatron has ascended to the realm of the Alterans and The Ori and decides to use his newfound power to warn The Maximals about the coming of a new breakfast cereal. Comic Rating: "Not Enough Energon" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more…

Kal and Siege prepare for the Rise of the Beasts film by watching and providing commentary of the 2018 film BumbleBee. Movie Rating: "Not Enough Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb …

Wolfang and the gang continue to chill out in a cave until Ravage and his Predacons attack. Razorbeast punks Magmatron. We also talk about the Transformers: Rise of the Beasts trailer. Comic Rating: "Not Enough Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!,…

Presenting the fully produced but unreleased soundtrack to ReBoot, as composed and shared with us by ReBoot, Beast Wars, Shadow Raiders, and Beast Machines composer Bob Buckley. All credit goes to him. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more…

PATREON PICK: As chosen by our Patron Louis, we talk about the fourth episode overall of the 1983 series "Manimal," where Manimal, Cop Lady, and Knight Man team up to save a wild woman raised by wolves in India. Want us to review a random episode of a show of YOUR choice!? Subscribe to The Lazor Comb Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video…

Razorbeast and his 30-50 Feral Maximals invade Ark Mountain, walk on lava, and steal tech from the crashed Autobot ship. Meanwhile Magmatron revives Covert Agent Ravage™ and decides to kidnap Megatron. Comic Rating: "Not Enough Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZ…

After the untimely passing of Jason David Frank, Siege and Kal pay tribute to JDF by reviewing an episode of Zeo. We barely talk about Zeo and instead just share our feelings about JDF's death. Want us to review a random episode of a show of YOUR choice!? Subscribe to The Lazor Comb Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://…

The chonalphasic Maximals and Predacons search for Covert Agent Ravage's downed transwarp ship. Comic Rating: "Not Enough Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://…

Ja-Kal and Amon-Siege summon the strength of Ra to discuss the hypest ancient Egypt shit of the 90s. Want us to review a random episode of a show of YOUR choice!? Subscribe to The Lazor Comb Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/y4Hm_xicFOI Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k Show Links: h…

Siege and Kal enter "chronal phase" to talk about the first issue of IDW's 2006 four-part miniseries Beast Wars: The Gathering, where the last remaining beasts have gathered for The Prize. Comic Rating: [a very low] "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZO…

Kal and Siege interview Jeanne Carr, voice of Blackarachnia in War for Cybertron: Kingdom. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/sX_2fYRaAxc Show Links: https://linktr.ee/l…

Siege and Kal wrap up the War for Cybertron Trilogy and also celebrate one hundred episodes of the podcast. Siege gets real. Episode rating: "Sufficient Energon" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Vide…

HORROR MONTH: We talk about the 14th episode of Starz's Evil Dead television series, which is basically the movie Christine, but with jokes and Ted Raimi. Want us to review a random episode of a show of YOUR choice!? Subscribe to The Lazor Comb Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/CwE61yrAovY Join The Lazor Com…

Shit actually gets hype. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/zyYHOagd4dg Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The …

That's beautiful, man. EPISODE RATING: "NO ENERGON" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/GR28M_Sedo0 Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Com…

HORROR MONTH: Siege and Kal discuss SyFy's failed sci-fi horror series based on the novella by George "Mr. Game of Thrones" R.R. Martin himself, a show that has everything, and delivers nothing. Want us to review a random episode of a show of YOUR choice!? Subscribe to The Lazor Comb Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https:/…

Dinobot dies. Again. Episode Rating: "Not Enough Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/HgKvRcnLEKc Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Laz…

HORROR MONTH: Siege and Kal kick off October's horror month with episode 11 of the cult classic British anthology series Hammer House of Horror, which Ryan Murphy is definitely a fan of. Want us to review a random episode of a show of YOUR choice!? Subscribe to The Lazor Comb Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.b…

The imprisoned Airazor plays Fleetwood Mac's "You Can Go Your Own Way" for Dinobot, so he makes the most logical choice possible to help Starscream and Blackarachnia find the Allspark. Meanwhile, the Autobots, Maxipals, Galavar and the Decepticons slide down a hill and shoot at each other. Episode Rating: "Very Low Sufficient Energon" (Kal), "NO EN…

Siege and Kal address the podcast's recent unexpected hiatus, its future, and talk about 2000's nostalgia. Want us to review a random episode of a show of YOUR choice!? Subscribe to The Lazor Comb Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/TNA3QwGRxhU Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k Show Li…

We're joined again by Candice from the Stasis Lock podcast to talk about the first episode of War for Cybertron: Kingdom, where Justin Primal and his Maxibots attack the Autobots, and Beastatron kneels before Zod. Episode Rating: "Low Sufficient Energon" (Candice), "Not Enough Energon" (Kal), and ALMOST "No Energon" (Siege). Subscribe to the Lazor …

EDUCATIONAL MONTH: As voted by our patrons, we're dedicating the month of September to educational shows! First up is the 32nd episode of Fox Kids' Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego, "The Trial of Carmen Sandiego." Want us to review a random episode of a show of YOUR choice!? Subscribe to The Lazor Comb Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Vi…

Megatron Kali Ma's Optimus Prime just before our heroes are about to crash on Planet Energon. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon." (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https:/…

SYFY ORIGINALS MONTH: As chosen by our patrons, we're dedicating the month of August to reviewing random episodes of Sci-Fi/SyFy Original programming! Next up is the 19th episode of the second Stargate: SG-1 spinoff series, "Stargate Universe." Want us to review a random episode of a show of YOUR choice!? Subscribe to The Lazor Comb Patreon: https:…

The Autobots and Decepticons fire up Dead Space on their old Xbox 360s, then SkyLynx shows up to teach Optimus the magic of Christmas, while Galvatron utters "bah! humbug" to Megatron. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon." (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGH…

SYFY ORIGINALS MONTH: As chosen by our patrons, we're dedicating the month of August to reviewing random episodes of Sci-Fi/SyFy Original programming! Next up is the 47th episode of SyFy's hit series Haven, loosely based on the Stephen King novel "The Colorado Kid." Want us to review a random episode of a show of YOUR choice!? Subscribe to The Lazo…

Megatron shows up and he and Optimus have a heart to heart. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/rxGuQHUkQaU Show Links: https://linktr…

SYFY ORIGINALS MONTH: As chosen by our patrons, we're dedicating the month of August to reviewing random episodes of Sci-Fi/SyFy Original programming! Next up is the 30th episode of SyFy's hit series 12 Monkeys, loosely based on the 1995 film of the same name. Want us to review a random episode of a show of YOUR choice!? Subscribe to The Lazor Comb…

Battle David & Co. decide to blow up a space station partially stuck through a spacebridge, but are thwarted by an insane Titan Class figure. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon." (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. https://…

SYFY ORIGINALS MONTH: As chosen by our patrons, we're dedicating the month of August to reviewing random episodes of Sci-Fi/SyFy Original programming! First up is the 12th episode of the Sci-Fi Channel's very first original series MISSION GENESIS, or DEEPWATER BLACK as it was know as internationally. Want us to review a show of your choosing? Subsc…

We continue to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the Stargate franchise's television debut by discussing the 76th episode overall of Stargate Atlantis, where Carter, McKJay, and Keller fall through a hole in the ground and get trapped in a bottle episode. *Siege's audio and video are trash this episode due to external factors. Apologies* Want us to…

We celebrate the 25th anniversary of Stargate: SG-1 by reviewing the 180th episode, "Beachhead;" where a Prior of The Ori causes trouble on a Jaffa planet, and a low-level Goa'uld is more than willing to help the SGC with the matter. Want us to review a show of your choosing? Subscribe to The Lazor Comb Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Vi…

The "Mercenary Faction" takes Optimus and the gang to meet a rather unstable Quintesson, meanwhile Megatron finally goes full wackadoo. Episode Rating: [a very low] Sufficient Energon (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! and more. http…