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In the second episode this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss scaring the crap out of each other in an Airbnb by the sea after one of them got dumped, octogenarian vegetarians, food fads, a defecation record and why Jon Richardson is looking so good. Support the podcast by subscribing at Anotherslice.com/cpfpl for extra content. Ep 34 is our …
 
Season 2 Ep 40: “Why the Turtleneck so young?” On the podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde analyse how our first listener got on managing Jon’s FPL team. Elsewhere there’s a topical ‘Onana, What’s My Name?,’ we imagine Frank Lampard’s great life and the gadgets he has at home, there’s a bit of name dropping as Matt reveals he’s now a playw…
 
Season 2 Ep 39: “I’d like Trunchbull’s Smock” On the podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss the big news EVERYONE is talking about - Jesse Marsh has joined LinkedIn. After a terrible few weeks Jon decides to outsource his FPL team to the listeners: You can have the chance to manage Jon’s FPL team if you subscribe to Another Slice, wi…
 
Season 2 Ep 38: “I’m In the Sexiest Time of My Life” In the second podcast this week… there’s still no FPL so Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss a recent present Lucy bought for Jon which has led to some health changes, Jon asks the listeners for help whilst Matt confronts him with some one-star reviews from his first book, there’s a very late but…
 
On the podcast this week as there’s no FPL Jon Richardson & Matt Forde compare their relationships and Matt reports some of the stranger things he experienced from the frontline at Chelsea v Man City. Elsewhere... Matt comes up with a new invention to rival his infamous 'Kebabicab' and Jon takes the listeners wishes on board and confronts Matt abou…
 
Season 2 Ep 36: “I’ve Not Looked at the Christmas Tree Enough this Year” On the podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss who you would want from kids TV in your football team, the Thundercats boxset, New Year's resolutions, the last time Jon drank alone in the dark and how he scared Lucy AND how Jon’s mum used to find him after a night…
 
Season 2 Ep 35: Susie McCabe, Secret Santa & A trip to Disneyland Paris On the podcast this week Matt Forde & Jon Richardson are joined by the wonderful Scottish Comedian Susie McCabe to discuss: Scottish football, the World Cup and Scottish FPL. Plus, Susie reveals the two best things about being a lesbian. Elsewhere… Matt and Jon discuss Jon’s ye…
 
Season 2 Ep 33: WORLD CUP SPECIAL 4: “Spuds are the only thing that get me off at night” On the podcast this week Matt Forde & Jon Richardson discuss the things the Guardian football podcast is too scared to including: Who has the smelliest farts in the England team?, what animal would you put on a fiver? and we pitch our new Channel 5 show: ‘Footb…
 
Season 2 Ep 32: WORLD CUP SPECIAL 3: Where would Ant be without Dec? On the podcast this week Matt Forde & Jon Richardson discuss the last week of the World Cup including England’s victory over Wales. Elsewhere, they mull over the best thing since slice veg, the half and half shirt, Luke Shaw’s odd accent and how he nearly made CPFPL history this w…
 
Season 2 Ep 31: WORLD CUP SPECIAL 2: Corporate Rat On the podcast this week Matt Forde & Jon Richardson discuss last night’s England v USA match and why kids ruin Christmas songs. There’s a wonderful Declan Price is Right AND we’re joined from Qatar by Corporate Rat. Support the podcast by subscribing at Anotherslice.com/cpfpl for extra content. De…
 
Season 2 Ep 30: WORLD CUP SPECIAL 1: “DINNER WITH MOTHER” On the podcast this week Matt Forde & Jon Richardson discuss the first few days of the tournament and the big question on the nation’s lips: Did Jon watch it? Elsewhere the boys discuss a wonderful game of offensive Cameo, Matt reveals he’s already put up his Christmas decorations, there’s s…
 
After losing to the Guardian football podcast in the FSA awards this week we ask what they have that we don’t. The boys delve into Antonio Conte’s footballer sex tips and how it helps his teams win games, old Jon meets Gary Duck to discuss the World Cup and Matt’s cheese tongue from the last episode. Matt Google’s another city and reveals why him a…
 
Season 2 Ep 28: Chris McCausland On the podcast this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss Matt’s latest win, there’s a live VAR check on Illan Meslier being bundled off the ball after a suspected foul against Spurs, Fordy’s musical Stat Pack returns, we learn about Fordy’s bed time routine including ordering two takeaways and Jon addresses the …
 
Season 2 Ep 27: "Do you Still Play 'Spin The Thruppence?" On the podcast this week Matt Forde & Jon Richardson discuss Mason Mount's recent outlandish fashion choice for a film premier. Elsewhere there's another round of 'Onana, what's my name?', some excellent listener emails about Sh*teating that maybe go a little too far AND Matt Googles a city …
 
Season 2 Ep 26: “When I Look in the Mirror I Expect to See A Ripped Goddess” On the podcast this week Matt Forde discusses turning 40 AND for the first time in CPFPL history he takes a narrow lead over Jon Richardson. Elsewhere in a format change Matt sings the 'Stat Pack', the boys discuss why Brentford players are the James Corden of the Premier …
 
Season 2 Ep 25: “I would never have slapped you in the 90’s” On the podcast this week Jon Richardson and Matt Forde plead to Karaoke manufacturers, there’s a new missing words round, we debate when the peak FPL arguments in couples happen, Jon bumps into an old friend Fordy’s who tells us of Matt's worst ever gig (where he actually cried afterwards…
 
On the podcast this week Jon Richardson and Matt forde discuss Leeds’ last minute victory over Liverpool and why it could be a bad thing as well as Fordy’s lovely day out at the Emirates where Forest were thumped by Arsenal. Elsewhere find out what Bournemouth Striker Kieffer Moore reminds the boys of, Matt delivers Jon’s eulogy as well as the nois…
 
Season 2 Ep 23: Man V Food’s Adam Richman In a bumper episode this week Jon & Matt welcome Man v Food’s Adam Richman to discuss eating smoked sh*t pizzas in Iceland and Erling Haaland's liking for a doner kebab pizza. Adam’s grilled on his thoughts about Matt’s favourite takeaway ‘Taco Bell’ and Adam outlines some surprising beef with fellow FPL pl…
 
Season 2 Ep 22: Jake Bugg & CPFPL Beer Reveal… This week Jon & Matt welcome musician Jake Bugg to the podcast. He details how his bass player took FPL a little too seriously last year and reveals what it’s like to be followed on social media by Ronaldinhio. Elsewhere Matt & Jon discuss the end of the world and the recent Van Gogh soup protest whils…
 
Season 2 Ep 21: “I was Mugged with a Fishing Rod” Matt Forde gloats as for the first time in CPFPL history he pulls level with Jon Richardson after he wins his FIFTH gameweek in a row. Matt tells us how he was once mugged with a fishing rod, the boys discuss an ill-advised Nottingham Forest tweet before the Wolves defeat AND Matt tells us quite an …
 
Recorded before Forest v Aston Villa Jon Richardson and Matt Matt Forde discuss not only Jon’s fantasy shower but his showering technique - including how he uses his chest to great effect. You can hear more about Fordy’s latest Twitter scandal plus he introduces a new feature with some unbelievable facts inc: one concerning Alex Ferguson & Trent Al…
 
ADRIAN CHILES Recorded before Forest v Aston Villa… Jon Richardson asks in the week that Steve Cooper signs a new deal why Matt Forde has lost all confidence and put his three Forest players on the bench. Elsewhere listen to find out our new name for FPL nerds Iain Stirling & Russell Howard, Fordy is set some challenges as he reads through his 'Sta…
 
This week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde invite Alastair Campbell on to the podcast to discuss how he’s embarrassed himself at his last two weddings playing 5-a side and why he’s stopped hurling abuse at players after an embarrassing incident in the stands. Elsewhere Alastair comes up with two new Sh*teater chants, Matt gets in a jibe about Alastair's…
 
This week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss the most FPL we’ve ever talked about as Matt chalks up his third win on the bounce. As well as discussing Forest being rooted to the bottom of the Premier League the boys discuss the secret recipe fuelling Haaland’s success and we introduce a new feature… Jon Stoned - it’s Jon Richardson on ‘drugs.’ Not…
 
Season 2 Ep 16: “I Love the Police & I Love Referees” As Premier League football returns this weekend Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss the upcoming fixtures, Dundee’s infamous Xmas party tweet, Jon’s replica referees kit & using a referee as a mascot on Cats Does Countdown. Elsewhere there’s an argument on how to pronounce ‘Jesus’ and there’s a …
 
For this episode Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss Jon’s 40th birthday celebrations last weekend which included: a prank, a meal for one and a surprise birthday party in which Matt got told off and ‘shhhhhd’ by another guest. Elsewhere we hear from ‘Old Man Jon,’ a plague of sh*teating appears to be sweeping across the nation and we promote a new…
 
Season 2 Ep 14: Celibacy or the Premier League? For this episode Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss if they’d go celibate in order to win the Premier League. As well as reviewing the new England kit. Jon lambasts Matt for wanting to “look just like the players.” Plus ‘Lukaku’s Line Is It Anyway’ returns and there’s a special edition of ‘Animal, We…
 
For this episode Jon Richardson & Matt Forde welcome on comedian and star of Friday Night Dinner Tom Rosenthal. They delve into what it’s like watching football live with a famous footballing dad, Tom pitches his own podcast after slagging off ours, they discuss other famous namesakes and he reveals the reason for Arsenal’s recent success. Plus… 'F…
 
Season 2 Ep 12: Would a Shark eat my puke? On this episode Matt and Jon discuss more of Matt's holiday including seeing sharks and accidentally visiting an 'Animal, Weapon, Location' location. Elsewhere the boys discuss Ninjago, Bear Grylls' new TV show, Nottingham Forest memes and they fantasise about stuff they probably won't do. Follow the podca…
 
Season 2 Ep 11: All-Inclusive Holidays… For this episode Jon Richardson welcomes back Matt Forde as they discuss the fixture cancellations, all-inclusive holidays, the best job Jon’s ever had, playing shithead abroad, Arsenal’s All or Nothing documentary AND a unique forfeit based on Jon’s dog. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hel…
 
For this episode, which was recorded before the fixtures were cancelled, Jon Richardson is joined by comedian Russell Howard. Matt’s away but after his first victory of the season but still finds time to send in a few messages to gloat. Elsewhere Jon and Russell discuss how they plan to stop Joe Wilkinson winning the CPFPL League, Russell talks abo…
 
Season 2 Ep 9: Frankie Boyle & Thor Boyle For this episode Jon Richardson & Matt Forde are joined by their first joint management team: comedian Frankie Boyle and his son Thor. Frankie offers to join in on a suggested end of season forfeit, they discuss Arsenal’s ‘All or Nothing’ documentary, the Qatar World Cup, the Fantasy Football cartel, whethe…
 
Season 2 Ep 8: “Bourne Lucky” This week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss more FPL than we’ve ever discussed before as Matt runs us through an exceptional ‘Stat Pack.’ Elsewhere the boys discuss Erling Haaland and his stolen statue, IMPROV returns with ‘The Blingle’ AND we finally come clean on all the writers who work on this show. Send us any n…
 
SERIES 2 EP 7: ARDAL O’HANLON Father Ted and Taskmaster’s Ardal O’Hanlon joins Jon and Matt, recorded day after Leeds v Chelsea, to discuss his embarrassing FPL team name, a job opportunity he turned down on Thomas the Tank Engine and his thoughts on Nottingham Forest. Buy Ardal’s brilliant new book, Brouhaha. Out Now! Send us any new format ideas …
 
SERIES 2 EP 6: IAN BROUDIE Jon Richardson is back! As he and Matt Forde speak to ‘Mr Three Lions’ himself Ian Broudie about Liverpool’s poor start to the season. Elsewhere Matt talks us through what happened when a baby interrupted his show at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and the full national press that followed it AND we give away £3 to the list…
 
S2 EPISODE 5 - SUGGS Madness’ singer Suggs joins us on the CPFPL podcast this week to discuss his love of Chelsea and his thoughts on Conte and Tuchel’s recent bust up. As well as suggesting a wonderful end of season forfeit for Matt & Jon Suggs rates some of our listeners FPL team names and tells us about meeting the Queen and getting a telling of…
 
S2 EPISODE 4 - SEAN DYCHE   In the second episode this week, Jon Richardson and Matt Forde are joined by the wonderful Sean Dyche. We hear why he’s the ‘Thumb War Champion,’ he gives a cracking suggestion for an end of series forfeit involving a broom, plus he tells us which Premier League player he’d like to go on holiday with AND a fantastic anec…
 
Season 2 Ep 3: “You’re the Bottom End of Clever and the Top End of Thick” This week Jon Richardson grills Matt Forde on the worst corner ever taken in the Premier League, Nottingham Forest’s first defeat and the role that Fordey played in Jesse Lingard’s dismal start. We hear from the ghost of Brian Clough and Churchill and we introduce some new fe…
 
Season 2 Ep 2: Amelia Dimoldenberg In our second episode this week (still recording from Jon’s mum’s basement and a dingy flat in Edinburgh - so sorry about the sound, again!) Jon Richardson & Matt Forde are joined by journalist, comedian, television presenter and creator of Chicken Shop Date… Amelia Dimoldenberg! Amelia discusses some of the footb…
 
S2 EP1: “I Clapped So Hard My Hands Bled” We’re back! Recording from Jon’s mum’s basement and a dingy flat in Edinburgh (so sorry about the sound) Jon Richardson & Matt Forde reveal their Fantasy Premier League teams and team names for the very first time ahead of the new season. Elsewhere the boys discuss Matt watching England win the Euros on Sun…
 
EP 57 “The Sucking Yoghurt Special ” On the podcast this week Matt gets his wisdom tooth out and learns his dentist has a surprising second job in the band ‘Clunge Plunger,’ Jon lets us know of his plans for turning 40 and ‘The Curse’ returns in mysterious ways. Elsewhere we discuss the release of the fixture schedule, Erling Haaland and there’s a …
 
EP 56: “You can’t enforce a media blackout on a puppet” On the podcast this week Matt details Nottingham Forest’s crazy week, what went on behind the scenes and the role Vinny Van Der Veet played in the success. Elsewhere Jon and Matt discuss Emile Smith Rowe’s new tattoo, some terrible Premier League awards and blisters on feet. Keep sending Tweet…
 
S1 EP55: Iain Stirling & Joe Wilkinson (FPL Champion & FPL Cup winner) On the podcast this week we’re joined by the Comedians FPL League winner Iain Stirling to talk about how his methods of looking at effective ownership and ‘cheeky guys’ propelled him to victory. Joe Wilkinson sends us a message after winning the FPL Cup and we also give out priz…
 
EP 54: “I’m not a bong head” On the podcast this week (recorded before Thursday’s Premier league fixtures) Matt and Jon discuss Nottingham Forest reaching the play off final, Vinnie Van Der Veet’s big day at Wembley, Jon snorting veal off a car bonnet, Wagatha Christie, some excellent forfeit suggestions from listeners, Leeds United’s precarious pr…
 
EP 53: “SCARED OF LONDON” In the second episode this week, Matt and Jon discuss getting told off at the football, HS2, ankle socks and breaking the law with Ronnie O’Sullivan. Elsewhere, Vinny makes a welcome return to the podcast and we travel to Cork for this week’s ‘Animal, Weapon, Location’. Don’t forget to send us in your weekly forfeit sugges…
 
S1 EP52: HARRY KANE AND A BATH FULL OF CHIPS In this episode, coming to you in the midst of double game week 36, Jon and Matt discuss Matt looking 50 in profile, some celebrity FPL cup beef, which England player would throw the best buffet and Jon showcases a surprising impression. Don’t forget to send us in your weekly forfeit suggestions and idea…
 
EP 51: “THE GAME HAS GONE” & THE FPL CUP In the second episode this week (recorded before Bournemouth v Forest) Jon and Matt chew over the FPL Cup and a very intriguing fixture between Lucy Beaumont & Patrick Bamford. Elsewhere the boys discuss Everton fans setting off fireworks outside the Chelsea hotel, some excellent listener forfeits including …
 
EP 50: MEETING GARETH SOUTHGATE AT THE URINAL, MICK JAGGER AND A HAPPY ANNIVERSARY For our 50th show we celebrate by knocking off two forfeits in one go! Elsewhere, Jon and Matt discuss Jon meeting Gareth Southgate at a urinal at the weekend, Leeds fans throwing paper at Jack Grealish, some big scissors, a deep burn and Mick Jagger pops by. Don’t f…
 
EP 49: "I’m a performer, don’t do this to me". On the podcast this week Jon Richardson takes on his forfeit to talk ’street’. Matt and Jon discuss sausage water, UK garage, Matt’s run in with a Michael Jackson tribute act, Jon’s run in with a Squirrel and we hear some of your suggestions for new items. Don’t forget to send us in your end of season …
 
EP 48: Scabby Eyelids and Showbiz Showers In the second episode of the podcast this week, Vinny Van Der Veet returns to discuss Bitcoin and give some quite harsh parenting advice. Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss 'showbiz' showers, there’s a welcome return for Lukaku’s Line Is It Anyway and the boys discuss some excellent listener suggestions fo…
 
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