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The Commercial Break Comedy Podcast Longtime best friends Bryan and Hoadley invite you into their whacky friendship, walking through two decades of insanity! Plus, each episode they'll take a break from reality and dive into internet absurdity. From restraining orders to getting lost in the jungle, terrible life advice to pyramid schemers, cringeworthy PUA's to Paw Paw Poppers, bad psychics to bad romances, sinister ministers to mountain monsters, dating fails to dating ghosts and everything ...
 
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Bryan & Krissy are back with new episodes on Monday Feb 6th 2023 for TCB Season #4! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoa…
 
Bryan & Krissy are on a break preparing for Season 4. Audio editor Christina chooses some of the fan favorite segments from Season 3. On this episode Frankie B is in the kitchen cooking up....actually, no one is quite sure! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Watch TCB o…
 
Bryan & Krissy are on a break preparing for Season 4. Audio editor Christina chooses some of the fan favorite segments from Season 3. On this episode Bryan & Krissy meet Adam Lyons for the first time via his course on how to make your social profile a perfect 10! EP297: Adam The Liar! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by te…
 
Bryan & Krissy are on a break preparing for Season 4. Audio editor Christina chooses some of the fan favorite segments from Season 3. On this episode Bryan & Krissy review a clip that birthed a thousand noise complaints. It's the aliens...because, of course it is! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a…
 
Bryan & Krissy are preparing for Season 4 (coming Feb 6th, 2023). So audio editor Christina rounds up some listener requested clips. TCB loves a good love story. Especially when that love story includes a Ghost F&%ker! On this "Best Of" Bryan and Krissy review a clip from ITV involving a woman and her ghost lover! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comment…
 
Bryan & Krissy leave Producer Christina in charge while they get ready for Season4. On this best of clip: Krissy had an early taste of fame when Hotel Impossible came knowing on her door! As one can imagine...it was a total sh%tshow! Let's all review this clip from EP148. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or l…
 
Adam The Liar is scoring himself a perfect 10! Well....he's really a 5.7. But he goes on the campaign trail to improve that score to 10! By bribing and manipulating a website that scores your looks Adam has figured out to increase that attractiveness. TCB reviews Part 2 of Adam shamelessly teaching us how to lie are way to a Perfect 5.7! Warner Bro…
 
Adam the liar taught us how to lie in an effort to make the perfect Insta profile, he told us yo move to another country to impress he ladies and now he is back a very sped up pick up artist! Is he? Isn't he a coke bro? It's your call to make as TCB reviews a clip from Adam Lyons. Prince Harry got boring real quick Brother are ALWAYS beating each o…
 
In part of 2 of the prosperity preaching clips, TCB hears from one of the preachers making a REALLY good living scamming his congregation. Bob the preacher is telling you..."If you need money...just CLAIM it! It shall be yours under the lord". Wow....what a life! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a …
 
Prosperity preachers are a unique brand of con-man (woman). They scam you out of your money legally, while claiming the Bible told them to do it. Then they get to write it all off on their taxes. What a charmed life! TCB reviews a preacher who is so good at the scam he has the congregants saying "Oh...that is so GOOD!" Krissy & Bryan are had a lame…
 
Bryan finds a a series of TV shows from the 90's that got little to no airtime. Looking back on one of those shows...it's not hard to see why! The 90's sitcoms were so 1980's! Real House Wives is a Krissy thing TLC is a Bryan thing Prestige TV is everyone else's thing Bryan and Krissy debate the best new shows Disney is reducing spending on new con…
 
Bryan recalls one harrowing night on the way to the bar. After ordering a very special "kids margarita" from bartender, Bryan get's mistaken for a masked robber. When the dust settles he goes back to the bar and asks for another "kids margarita". Bryan is a bonafide hero! Blue is Bryan's Robin to Bryan's Batman Some police action in front of the Gr…
 
Marlin relationship updates are few and far between and always one sided. Until now! TCB receives a random text from someone that sounds like Marlin's Sugar Mama. She explains her side of the story and lays down the rules of the "boy toy" road. It's clear from message...Marlin has some work to do! TCB does Dolphin sex Krissy has a magical experienc…
 
Frankie B is back to help us determine our S.M.V. (Sessual Market Value)! He has an equation all worked out for adding a little currency to our love lives. He also knows that some people are just not getting heaven....not with that ugly mug! Some of us are destined to get VIP at The Pearly gates. C the trucker is involved in a successful Poly relat…
 
Some people are good at "falling upward"! Some people are great at "falling down". And some people are just trying to excel at getting by! Bryan and Krissy admit to as much on this Ask TCB episode of TCB. It's time fro the gang to answer your questions. The Aliens are gone Does Bryan run the show by consensus?? No. Goal Goal Goal Goal Goal The note…
 
Bryan explains how he learned to ski...on a carpet lined mud slope! But skiing is not a favorite activity of TCB. Krissy doesn't like it and Bryan dislocated his shoulder the one time he skied on SNOW. He vows to give it a try next time he sees a rug lined mountain! Plus, part 2 of the Teresa Caputo cold reading is reviewed and reveals one bitter, …
 
Teresa Caputo is one slippery sister! She must need the money because she is constantly failing in cold readings to cold audiences. Not one to be embarrassed by her own BS, Teresa carries on baiting false hope. Bryan wonders if she has started her own not-not for profit. She has all kinds of tricks of the trade to make herself appear supernatural. …
 
The North Carolina Cherokee Death Cat is a one very dangerous Fangle toothed creature. You must very careful when in meandering around it's territory! However, if your a Monster Hunter you can just freely roam around without fear. TCB goes back to one of the fan favorite in Season 3...Mountain Monsters! Bryan and Krissy cannot figure out how to mak…
 
Blue is the insane canine living inside the studio grounds. Bryan hires a trainer to come help with some behavioral issues and he bring his clicker and Dog Training Dong Gong! It's an unusual way to train an animal but it seems to have Bryan convinced! And...a woman in England wants to marry her ghost boyfriend on Halloween. Will he? Won't he? Can …
 
Then difference between the life you have and the life you want is...Positive Friends! Frankie B let's us know that platitudes & attitudes! As Season 3 draws to a close TCB checks in on their old buddy Frank. This video Frank tells us how to manage our time and be a better person! The old "I'm on the phone" trick doesn't work on Insta Bryan get's b…
 
Bryan and Krissy use a myriad of phone apps and lists to keep track of TCB show ideas. But they cannot keep track of any of it! So...the show turns into a train wreck every episode. Just the way they like it. Regardless, there are too many lists. Bryan and Krissy run through unused ideas for Season 3. TCB does NO rehearsing for episodes...obvously …
 
Every restaurant in the worlds has Coke Bros. Two dues who use the restroom together...and not to pee! Bryan has a run in with some Coke Bros at his local Italian joint! Then, Bryan and Krissy review a clip of the Ronco products from the late 80's. The TCB intro has gotten lengthy and Bryan is over it! Naked cuddle parties is a thing...TCB finds it…
 
TCB has never been known for their hard hitting news. But Bryan takes it to a whole new level! Breaking out the 20 month old story of the Brass Against singer peeing on fans! Plus, Part 2 of The World's Cheapest Family is reviewed. If taking a bath in someone else's dirty water is your thing....don't miss this episode! FTX the crypto exchange crash…
 
Late night infomercials and retail sales channels (QVC) are wildly popular! Bryan finds himself helping his mother ween off he urge to buy now/pay later. One channel, The Cutlery Network, has an interesting mix of trinkets and knives that "cut through bone". Who exactly needs to cut through bone?? Diane calls the TCB hotline to update the show on t…
 
Age is just a number, or so they say! Many people have an age difference with their romantic partner(s). Few people get turned on by dentures and broken hips. It's a unique fetish and TCB has the footage! A man in Florida will only dates women at least 50 years his senior. Let's all watch and feel better about our own love lives...shall we? Scienti…
 
Self love, do it! Bryan has been doing research and he found the ultimate orgasm coach for men. But is the juice really worth the squeeze? When our "O" face looks like a contorted pig snout...why even bother? Bryan & Krissy try to answer the question. Marlin updates are rare these days...but TCB has one! Marlin goes on an adventurous vacation Are p…
 
"Nice guys always finish last!" That's the old adage that many men have taken seriously...maybe a bit TOO seriously. Late in the 90's, on an knock-off Jenny Jones show, 2 chauvinists and a nice guy square off with an audience full of women. TCB has the footage...and they're ready to break it down! TCB is suffering from randomized content The Menu i…
 
Bryan and Krissy say "LEGALIZE IT!" But the attitudes of law makers are not, generally, in agreement. Bryan decides to create a benefit party for the cause. The gang decide to name the fun-raiser "The Blow For Bryan Benefit Ball" and your invited. So is Trey from Phish! Bryan & Krissy are back from the legal weed states! Our OLD friend Jedidiah sto…
 
Every town has one. A guy who never left Woodstock behind and now he looks like a Hippie Santa Claus. Bryan got invited to world's most terrifying party by his Hippie Santa! Then, The Mountain Monster's fearless leader Buck is investigating another nothing when he gets himself stuck inside a log! Only the MM could find themselves unable to get out …
 
There are REAL rockstars, like Elton John and then there are wannabe rock stars like Carl Lentz! Carl is the flamboyant and one time famous preacher of Hillsong Church USA. He had a long, hard (pun intended) fall and had to go in hiding. But like all good ameba, he has crawled his way back. Which is why it's a great time to revisit some of his serm…
 
Teresa Caputo is known to many as the big haired, loud mouthed, TV psychic from New Jersey. But to TCB she is just the big haired, loud mouthed, BS artist tricking people into believing her nonsense. On this episode, Bryan and Krissy break down a clip from Live w/ Micheal and Kelly where Ms. Helmet Head fails to impress a crowd of willing participa…
 
Hot sauces, dipping sauces and dressing are hotly debated! Do you, won't you? But wether slather your food in sauce or you go in dry, we can all agree tartar sauce is awful! TCB reviews a clip of a lady who eats 7 bottles of tartar sauce each week! Natalie writes in to ask TCB advice: To bed or not to bed...your best friend? Bryan reminds Krissy ab…
 
Ticket Master is a monopoly taking middle class concert goers out of the ticket market...on purpose! Bryan has a few words TM and Miss Swift. Than, C writes in to share their butt-play story and Bryan has some butt-play of his own at the Dr. office. It's a messy, messy episode of TCB! The Ticket Masters are out in full force around the T. Swift tou…
 
It is what it is! That's the proverbial saying that seems ubiquitous these days. But is IT really what IT is?? Bryan, breaks out an equally ridiculous phrase "The Heart Wants What The Heart Wants". It's an excuse to stay in wayward relationships and he has used it more than he'd like to admit. Chris Evans is over 40 and the World's Sexiest Man...th…
 
Tanning has many proven health benefits....according to Bryan. But even Bryan won't sun his naked "hole"! Two wild and crazy guys from CA are encouraging people to get out in that summer sun and tan your taint! Why Files is a GREAT YouTube channel! Can you live without a head? Miracle Mike is a chicken with his head cut off Would you freeze your he…
 
In the 1930' through the 1950's the U.S. Government put out a lot of public service films. They even wanted in on family dinner time. Bryan and KRISSY review an old time-y dinner time. Leaving everyone wondering....do we need to get bak to this?? Hold on to your emotions kids, feelings have no place at this dinner table! Bryan faces a home emergenc…
 
Who better to give dating profile advice to the ladies than an aging rockstar wannabe, chauvinist? That's right Frankie B is back some of the most aggressive chauvinism TCB has ever covered! He's on the war path after his break up and Bryan and Krissy have him pinned.... Bryan is back from some nightmare business travel One lady is not flying the f…
 
Kyle and Rodan write in for advice on a unique situation. The Nana next door is looking to kick her son out of the will and include them in the inheritance! Bryan and Krissy pull no punches and tell the boys to give TCB the money and settle the dispute once and for all. TCB is now produced for ONE listener...new Nana! Niko has passed and Bryan is g…
 
We are paying tribute to Niko the Ghost Dog as he passes to the other side! People are falling, jumping and escaping from cruise ships at an alarming rate! Bryan and Krissy discuss how one might be retrieved from a fall like this...hint: you probably can't be retrieved! Bryan wonders if the food drove these people to jump. Then, Bryan tells Krissy …
 
Sebastian Bach was the lead singer of one of the 1980's hardest rock bands. Sex, drugs and rock n' roll was the lifestyle of the job. However, 40 years later things are a bit different. Sebastian finds himself playing the local county fair, sharing his iPhone with the screen on stage. It's not all glitz and glamour! But hey, at least he is still al…
 
Anyone can recognize beauty. It's in the hills, the sea, music, a painting and at the coffee shop...in the form of one very good smelling man! Bryan shares his brush with the world's most beautiful man! He wonders how easy life must be for the man with a Porsche, expensive cologne, good manners and tailored clothing. Share in the moment on this epi…
 
You might be, probably are, could be, possibly a StarSeed! The thing is, you have to specific about your thing. That way you can be special. But not like, SPECIAL special. Make sense?? Of course it doesn't! But Started Queen herself is here to explain all about it. You won't understand a damn thing she says...but it will be fun. A man in Michigan i…
 
Mountain Monsters may really bad at capturing monsters (or mountains) but they sure do know how to yell! TCB brings back MM for a special Halloween episode. This time Huck and Buck are on the hunt for a lobster man in Appalachia! You know the old saying....if you can't see the sea, don't eat the shell! The new website is the old website while the n…
 
Long time listener Callie writes in to discuss her friendship with Danny. Danny and her just can't quit each other...but they are JUST friends. She asks the age old question: Can a man and a woman (or man/man or woman/woman....etc) just be friends?Who better to answer the question than decades long friends Bryan and Krissy! TCB buddies up to Charla…
 
Time travel IS possible. It's been scientifically modeled out. And history is riddled with stories of time traveling adventurers. But they usually don't stand up to much scrutiny. Carlos is no different. He travels back from 2040 to tell us tales of Atl Coin takeovers and ambiguous changes right around the corner. Bryan and Krissy suspect he may ha…
 
Frankie B is controversial on TCB. Love him, hate him he's a part of the show. And when Frank is on a roll, we should sit back and enjoy. Frankie B is back with a video on how to "Be Best" over 50. Let's get in on the action while it's around, shall we? Christmas Vacation is a bad movie? Of course not! Which Vacation movie is the best? Krissy is we…
 
The wedding night is supposed to be a special night of love, lust and passion. But sleeping with the Maid of Honor will not get you the desired results! Lasy writes in to discuss her wild night at a friend's wedding . It's the gift that keeps on giving...a crazy wedding night! Spiderwebs are everywhere! Blue the dog is rolling around in carcasses N…
 
LBH (Little Blue Hats) are magical pieces of attire that can bring you love, fortune, fame and free booze! The BBC show Blind Date brings the LBH to the stage and its attached to a hapless bloke named Josh. Let's all listen as 3 buffoons try to win the affection of a lovely lass, shall we? A woman in Japan is taken by the Space Man Scam! How much d…
 
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