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Hare McDonald & Dimas James

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A full ounce of shameless honesty. A half ounce of well intentioned advice, mixed with a splash of ADHD and our best attempts at comedy. Dimas James & Hare McDonald can't wait to share a drink with you. This is for the community. This is for all of us. Follow us on Twitter @CommAlcohol Email us @ communityalcoholpodcast@gmail.com
 
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Hare does his best FOX news anchor impression and makes a variety of misleading statements WHOSE KRYPTONITE IS GUMBY?: How old were you when you realized your parents were just people? Dimas and Hare have a pretty big gap in age when it comes to this discovery. What if you could change your gender on command? What would prisons be like? LETS GO SER…
 
What do the Brits called Parkinson's Disease? PUNishment: Dimas talks about 24 Theologians who were hired by NASA. Hare shares another ridiculous Alien theory he has. Dimas deploys puns against Hare in another valiant effort to teach him the English language. Is it pronounced Sah-mon or SAL-mon? The UK is Goofy America: Hare presents a PowerPoint s…
 
NEW YEAR NEW EPISODE! WHY DO WE CALL IT SOCCER?: Dimas asks an ever-important question. Did you know "Movies" is short for moving pictures? Its scary how little Hare knows about anything. EHHHH-TYMOLOGY: Dimas visits the origin of phrases like "blow your load" and "money shot" after hearing them being used outside of a pornographic context. Hare th…
 
HAPPY HOLIDAYS GUYS!! & MERRY CHRISTMAS....to the people who are still dying on that hill...both literally and figuratively. 1,2,3 RESOLUTION: Dimas gifts Hare some special items. Resolutions are exchanged and they explore the origins of the new years resolution. Hare shares the top 7 polled resolution claims for the year. 6 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS?: Dim…
 
F*CKIN'SPEECH FILLERS: Hare and Dimas discuss the differences between hispanic and caucaus cultures when using "F*ckin" as a speech filler. Ellen DeGeneres looks like a Lesbian Night King. You probably would too if you had to live her life. Hare thanks Dimas for having 3 kids so Hare doesn't have to have any. THE WORST ORIGIN STORY: Hare has an exi…
 
NO TRUMPS: Hare thanks Donald Trump for rounding up the assholes of America and putting them into one group, making dating non-whites much easier. Walking is the passion of boring. Dimas shares which Cereals give him a boner. Hare has no mania tickets. HINDER or TINGE: Hare and Dimas discuss the idea for an app that hooks you up with your worst nig…
 
Lil Hitlers: Hare pitches a sitcom featuring Germany's favorite little rascal, Dimas tries to process that Hare has a unibrow, and Dimas fills us in on how his Double Dragon Robe Debut went during his first sleepover with a special person. Hare pitches ideas on worse things he could wear or do to his appearance to see how much she likes him just fo…
 
DIMAS HAS CHINESE MILLIONAIRE ENERGY So She Was Joeing My D: Hare has no idea how to get a prostitute but he sees a lot of them on Tinder, so that makes sense. Dimas knows a lot about Craiglist and how it was previously used to hire freelance DJers and B touchers. What vegetables are you into? Hare shares another story of self discovery with strang…
 
Squiggle Leg: After visiting a Museum of Torture at his local Ren Faire, Dimas stumbles upon a variety of old world medicinal treatments. Hare has to figure out which treatment is real and which one is fake. Oedipus Complex: Hare shares a toxic trait he's attracted to in his partners and Dimas explains why that means Hare wants to sleep with his mo…
 
Peanut Butter Fleshlight: Dimas and Hare discuss the accomplishments of George Washington Carver, for some reason, they also confuse him with the inventor of the cotton gin. BEANS?: Hare tells the story of a curious co-worker, a Hispanic man, and whether or not Terrorists have their own version of the "N-Word". TRAINS ONLY: TikTok Train Enthusiast,…
 
Callous & Obtuse: Dimas can't believe people are coping with the tragic shooting on the set of the movie Rust by making Alec Baldwin memes. Hare can't believe Obtuse isn't a shape. Why are people attacking buildings for Kyrie Irving? Hare Discusses his pending ADHD Test and what special treatment he might receive upon testing positive. Work or Nah?…
 
Dimas is Geraldo Seinfeld. Don't forget to check out Michelle's Etsy Shop for all your handcrafted Disney themed Hat needs. etsy.com/shop/charmingadventuresco HARE-MERICAN TALL: Hare shares a huge milestone in his personal quest to find pants, which leads to a discussion about giraffe evolution. Dimas discovers Hare had a "Sandals with Socks" phase…
 
Happy Halloween! Dimas & Hare start the podcast off with Microphones full of Ant Corpses. Is this bad breath related? Is Dimas eating Ants again? Chaos ensues. TOXICA: Dimas helps Hare understand a dangerous attraction he's had since birth. Hare suffers an encounter with two people dressed like Cowfolk and Dimas struggles with pronouns. Are you a C…
 
For all Legal Inquiries John Gift, Attorney of Laws @JohnGift on Twitter TwitTokYouDontStop: Hare shares his intro to TikTok and some of his favorite videos, like SpiderRider @MortalMentalMetal. Dimas reveals that Jennifer Aniston has forgotten that not all women have a uterus but is quikcly reminded by Twitter's Morality Police. Hare and Dimas exp…
 
This weeks episode is a Battle of the Segments. Hare doesn't like ICP but he likes people who like ICP. Dimas explains to Hare why he has "Queeny Gay" energy. We like Games. What's a Trope: Keep or Kill. Dimas confronts Hare with another challenge, Hare learns what the word "Trope" means and proceeds to completely misunderstand the rules of this ch…
 
Mandela Impact: What if the world ended in 2012? Is the Super Hadron Collider to blame for our false memories of Sinbad's hit movie, Shazaam? The Customers Always White: Why are we like this, America? Hare pitches his theory that The "Customer is Always Right" slogan created in 1909 spawned the modern day Karen & The Me-First American mentality. Du…
 
The Lost Tapes of the 27 CLUB: Dimas schools us on the existence of technology that can resurrect dead musicians A company called Over the Bridge uses AI technology to create new music from compilations of artists like, Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix and Amy Winehouse who all died on purpose, at the age of 27. Hare hits Dimas back with his own version o…
 
Hare's Traffic Journey - Hare apologies for being late to the podcast and shares what he saw during his 1 hour journey to Dimas'. Hobo LARPing, Near Death Road Rage, and Dimas enters his 3rd week of Asexual Confusion. Our first installment of a segment called THIS IS WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU: Dimas puts Hare into a scenario where he has to argue in fav…
 
Dimas buys Roller Blades in the year 2021 Hare gets accused of wearing boxers This episode is all over the place. Stay tuned til the end to witness Asexuality break Dimas' brain. Nectar of the Whites: Dimas goes into detail about his love for Pumpkin Spice and all things Caucasian Labored Day: Dimas demands that Hare give him a spot history lesson …
 
This week on CommAlcohol: Blue Rage Matters: Hare returns from travel & details his most recent encounter with Atlanta Police. Talibanistan: Dimas shares his frustrations with the social & political fallout post-Afghan pull out &Hare wonders if the Taliban has really changed why aren't they more like the Amish? Future Predictions or TV Show Pitches…
 
This week w/ Dimas & Hare: Vacations are Boring - Hare has to fictionally kill off his father to cancel an AirBnB reservation and Dimas doesn't wear a mask to Disney World Unexpected Confessions - Hare and Dimas try to become closer as a pod-couple by sharing intimate details about themselves via a multiple choice question and answer game. Follow U…
 
This week with Dimas & Hare Philly Strikes Back: A group of 45 white supremacists' in matching shirts and khakis from Ft. Worth Texas are ousted from the city of Philadelphia by two random black guys who happen to be walking by. The Post Red Lobster Make-Out: Hare shares his most recent Red Lobster experience involving a Vietnam Vet, a Big Black Tr…
 
Dimas & Hare talk about the emergence of the Delta Variant. We argue about the possibility of it becoming a zombie like virus & we explore existing viruses and drugs that turn the afflicted into zombie like creatures, including voodoo rituals. Hare loves a strong black woman Dimas wants to #FREEBRITNEY Tune in for another episode of slurred speech …
 
Hare & Dimas explore generational differences ranging from baby boomers to millennials. Why do we look considerably younger then our parents generation at the same age? The rise of body hair positivity. What technology is going to be too much for our generation to adapt to & HAPPY BELATED PRIDE MONTH (we recorded this in June) Follow Us on Twitter …
 
Dimas & Hare get white girl wasted while they investigate whether or not there is any truth behind the traits associated with their astrological signs. Is Dimas truly a Taurus? Maybe, but one thing is for sure... Hare's Gemini is definitely showing Follow Us on Twitter Email us @ communityalcoholpodcast@gmail.com NEW EPISODES EVERY WEEK…
 
Hare McDonald and Dimas James enjoy a variety of meats and cheeses presented by an apologetic significant other. While they discuss: Hare's Origin Story and what it was like growing up with a Nazi Great Grandpa. The Complexity of Parenting Owen Benjamin's Controversial "Carl Brown" video & The Rise of the QAnon Politician It says Episode 1 but REAL…
 
DIMAS JAMES RETURNS! WE DEEP DIVE INTO HIS CAREER AS A MILITARY INTELLIGENCE INTERROGATOR HIS OWN MORALITY WAS PUT TO THE TEST IN SOME OF THE MOST INTENSE SITUATIONS A HUMAN BEING CAN EXPERIENCE HOW HE CARRIED THIS SKILLSET INTO THE CIVILIAN REALM WORKING FOR PRIVATE CORPORATIONS AND HOW HIS PASSION FOR HIS CAREER LED HIM TO START TEACHING CLASSES …
 
TWO EPISODES IN TWO WEEKS MEDIOCRITY NEVER FELT SO GOOD SAN ANTONIO STAND-UP & FELLOW TALL NERVOUS PERSON, RYDER ASHTON JOINS ME THIS EPISODE TO SHARE HIS THOUGHTS ON THE MENTALLY CRUSHING EXISTENCE OF ASPIRING STAND-UP COMICS MOTIVATION TACTICS USED TO GROW HIS LEGS FOR THE SUMMER WHAT ITS LIKE BEING A PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE BOUNCER AND WHY HE ISN'T D…
 
THE SHOW IS BACK! THE TEXAS WINTER STORM KNOCKED ME OUT OF COMMISSION FOR A LITTLE WHILE PHYSICALLY & MENTALLY, HOWEVER, EPISODES WILL BE POSTED MORE CONSISTENTLY GOING FORWARD. IF YOU LIVE IN THE SAN ANTONIO AREA, YOU KNOW CPS ENERGY IS TRYING TO BILL TEXANS $1 BILLION FOR THEIR MISMANAGEMENT OF THE WINTER STORM. CITY COUNCIL EARLY VOTING STARTS A…
 
WE'RE STARTING 2021 OFF WITH A SPECIAL GUEST SHE'S NOT JUST MY FAVORITE HUMAN BEING BUT SHE'S ALSO MY FAVORITE ICU NURSE MY LIFE PARTNER, LETICIA JOINS US TO TALK ABOUT HER LOVE FOR 80S ACTION MOVIES HER RANDOM ASS OBSESSION WITH WW2 OUR RECENT REALIZATION THAT WE NEED TO START SAVING FOR RETIREMENT AND HER LIFE AS AN ICU NURSE DURING A PANDEMIC…
 
2020 IS OVER. AND WE HIT OVER 1K DOWNLOADS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE SUPPORT WE'RE CLOSING OUT THE YEAR WITH PROFESSOR ALEX, A LAS VEGAS EDUCATOR, JOINS ME TO SHARE HIS EXPERIENCES BEATING COVID BECOMING A TEACHER AND HOW A COMBINATION OF AN EX GETTING AWAY WITH ARSON AND A VIRAL ARREST DURING THE BLM PROTESTS IN JUNE MOTIVATED HIM TO DRAFT UP HIS …
 
BEN WEINBERG JOINS ME TO DISCUSS THE HISTORY OF CANNABIS IN AMERICA AND HOW IT WENT FROM A HARMLESS TEXTILE TO A SCHEDULE 1 DRUG BEN WORKS IN THE CANNABIS INDUSTRY. HE SHARES WHAT HIS PERSONAL EXPERIENCES WORKING IN THE INDUSTRY HAVE BEEN LIKE AND HOW COVID HAS IMPACTED IT. CHECK OUT BEN'S INSTAGRAM IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN PURCHASING GLASS FROM BEN…
 
Lowe's Hardware committed an Act of War against the Hare McDonald house. I've got a new toilet and a new pool in my dining room but I'M GONNA BE OK One of my favorite humans and my favorite San Antonio Stand-Ups Cairi Reyes joins me this episode We talk Dating Multiple Partners during COVID, How to Send a Proper Dick Pic, and her favorite Serial Ki…
 
HUGE SHOUT to Atlanta Georgia!!! The podcast just hit 730 downloads and the ATL is holding this podcast down in the number 2 spot. My very good friend Myke Adams joins me to talk about Ancient Aliens annnnnnd It takes us about 34 Minutes to get onto topic but we eventually find our way. Myke is an 1986 Corolla Enthusiast. He builds them, drives the…
 
THE PAST WEEK HAS BEEN WILD! Lucas and Ana are back for PART 2 of MAGA CROSSED LOVERS. At the time of this recording, we still didn't know who was going to win the election and they share the impact it was having on them personally. We also get into Ana's COVID diagnosis, Meditation, Marriage, and what happens when you die. CHECK OUT LUCASJOELTHOMA…
 
Its Election Day! Don't forget to vote! Brandon Bordman joins me this episode to educate us on the popular Imageboard website 4CHAN. We touch on the origins, evolution, and cultural impact of 4CHAN. He talks about his experiences growing up using 4CHAN as a way to troll people for laughs as a 14 year old, and how it almost radicalized him political…
 
We just hit 550 downloads!! As always thank you all for the support. I love you so mucchhhhh! My guests this episode ,Lucas and Ana, agreed to come on the show and share their experiences as two individuals in very happy and stable relationship, whilst simultaneously existing on two completely opposite ends of the political spectrum. Keep in mind, …
 
We're almost at 500 downloads! Big thanks to everyone who supports the podcast, I love you dearly! My guest, Renee Emery is a New Mexico Native, An Air Force Vet, and the wife of a police officer. She offers some insight on what its like to be caught in the crossfire of the culture war, maintaining her own identify, and provides details on some of …
 
Another Conspiracy Episode! My good friend Rob Famiglietta joins me this episode to explore the details behind David Icke the English Sports Broadcaster who had a psychic tell him he would begin to receive messages from the spirit world in 1990, so he abandoned his career and became a full time conspiracy theorist. Icke popularized the theories sur…
 
MEN GOING THERE OWN WAY! Also referred to as "MGTOW". Never heard of it? You're not alone. This episode my guest and I explore Men's Rights Activism and the "Manosphere" that houses the different cultural identities ranging from Alpha Males & Pickup Artists all the way across the aisle to Sigma Males & "Incels" or Involuntarily celibate men.…
 
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