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COMMUNITY ALCOHOL

Hare McDonald & Dimas James

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A full ounce of shameless honesty. A half ounce of well intentioned advice, mixed with a splash of ADHD and our best attempts at comedy. Dimas James & Hare McDonald can't wait to share a drink with you. This is for the community. This is for all of us. Follow us on Twitter @CommAlcohol Email us @ communityalcoholpodcast@gmail.com
 
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HOW MANY FARTS ON THE HAND AM I WORTH TO YOU? PRISION PUNK'D: What if Prison was a show on TV you could watch? Dimas and Hare speculate on what our future would be like if we said "F*ck it" and pushed completely to the right as a people. Hare does his best James Cromwell impression while Dimas wonders why anyone would super glue their hand to a tab…
 
HALF-RACIST: Madison Cawthrone is once again in Dimas' cross hairs. Why do some men wear jeans to the gym? More importantly why do some men use packages of sponges to colonize gym equipment? Is this a distraction sponge? Hare educates the listeners on the origins of BUTT-ons. FAILED PREDATOR: Did Ted Cruz abandon his dream of being a serial killer …
 
DO YOU HAVE A PENIS? GO GET A VASECTOMY, BRO! NEANDER-CELS: Dimas covers the latest news on Lil' Greg Abbott. Dimas points out that a side effect of Squiggle Leg is having Hank Hill ass. Hare points out that Madison Cawthorne is Dimas' Whoopi Goldberg. Dimas lists his favorite incel traits. DOUCHEBAG MAGICIAN: Hare covers a list of people who are s…
 
IF HELL EXISTS ITS POPULATED BY KEVINS AND KARENS HEYSUS: This is a God heavy episode. Dimas and Hare speculate that god is more than likely just a low level galaxy worker named Jeff. More impressions? You bet. Hare does a great Steven Seagal. Dimas does a sick Hare impression. Why do Hispanic people collect crosses? Are we keeping score? Hare shar…
 
MADISON SQUIGGLELEGS FOUND MONEY: An abortion activist steals 5 aborted fetuses and keeps them in her home. A TN law maker is proposing a bill lower the states age for marriage. Marjorie Taylor Greene tells us what a woman is. Madison Cawthorne fails to attend his first orgy after defining what a woman is for other women. SATAN IS AN EGG MAKER: How…
 
Some pet owners are just annoying. LINDSEY LADYBUG: A Republican Senator from South Carolina has an interesting nickname for his taint moles. Whoopi Goldberg sounds like Steve-O. Dimas is suspicious of whether or not Ms. Goldberg does her own stunts. Ted Danson is Mega Head defender of Earth. G.I. JADA: Hare and Dimas argue about the validity of th…
 
Joe Biden's Head looks like its haunted. NATIVE AMERICAN KID 1: Hare has to define a list of popular terms from Urban Dictionary. Dimas feels as if the world is going thru a mid-life crisis. Hare seems to think its more a Jerry Springer style break-up. Maybe America needs to split up for a little while. NOBODY LIKES BRANDON: What is your post-apoca…
 
Some people never leave the middle school mindset HARESTRADAMUS: The anti-circumcision movement is out here wearing white pants with bloodstains in protest. Imagine an app that allows you to order a partner for the night. Dimas puts his NostraDIMAS hat on Hare this year to get predictions for the coming year. Why do we start caring about fashion in…
 
This episode features our first EVER guest. DEEP FAKE RAILED: Dimas rejections Hare's advances and talks about deep fake technology and how it could impact the use of video evidence. Is Trump's butt hair similar to his head hair? The New York accent is a tough one, so we bring Dimas' sister in to help us. THAT'S A SILLY JUG: Hare grills Angela on t…
 
HARE'S FIRST PUTIN FAN: Hare catches a LYFT with a Putin Fan. Dimas explains to Hare why being a parent makes you a different person. Hare seems to think parents are the most irrational people on the planet. Sarah Stogner is riding an Oil Derrick to be Texas State Railroad Commish. BULL BDSM: Dimas shares the story of a man who shields his son's bo…
 
THIN WRISTED: Hare shares details on his relationship with his dad and how Hare's step mom has jealous wife energy. A Pet Detective assaults a trans police officer. Human beings can come together, that means two things. How is Steven Segal still making movies? Victoria Secret debuts their first model with Down-Syndrome. Follow Us on Twitter Email u…
 
VLADIMIR FARTIN: Dimas shares his experience with a person attempting to name their future child "ABCDE". Hare suggests using other groupings like LMNOP. Russia invades the Ukraine. Hare gets nervous and Dimas is unimpressed. Is WW3 upon us? I NEED A WHITE MAN,STAT!: Why do Dad's talk about energy efficient water heater's and the quality of roof sh…
 
R.I.P Danta FEBRUARY IS PRETTY CUTE: Dimas and Hare discuss the month of February. Dimas educates Hare about Black History Month and why this particular month was chosen. Watermelons are delicious for everyone. Hare makes a case for white people as the worst employers in US History. Who gets mad at free laborers? Dimas asks if Blackface is safe in …
 
DIMAS HATES TRENDS: Dogs are Trends. Hare pitches a scenario where you get paid by the government to essentially become a dog. Dimas breaks down why people who value dog's over people are responsible the collapse of American Unions. Hare conjures up a conspiracy behind the death of a blind child who taught himself to use echo location and the blind…
 
Valentine's Day is approaching If you're going to dump your significant other, Dump'em Like Ronald Bump. KIDS FIGHT SOCIALISM: Former Arkansas Governor, Mike Huckabee, introduces a new children's book. Dimas discovers a vehicle that is powered by Jesus. I LOVE YOU, MAN: In acknowledgment of Valentines Day, Dimas forces Hare to help him write a poem…
 
You can always count on men to produce two things: PEE & LIES MASCULINE THEORY: Dimas shares his most recent Twitter find. Are you a resident of the UK ANNND an Incel? We've got a personality coach for you. Dimas responds to his discovery by creating a Toxic Masculinity Test for Hare to take. 1 EVERY 15 MINS: Hare notices that lesbians tend to have…
 
FEMALE TEXT: Dimas shares a compilation of stories from actual women detailing their worst experiences with men. Feet are mainstream but licking armpits? A list of things men shouldn't do is attached at the end. I HEARD YOU LIKE SNICKERS: Hare realizes just how awful he is with women and talks about his first crush and how it ended up with him bein…
 
Hare does his best FOX news anchor impression and makes a variety of misleading statements WHOSE KRYPTONITE IS GUMBY?: How old were you when you realized your parents were just people? Dimas and Hare have a pretty big gap in age when it comes to this discovery. What if you could change your gender on command? What would prisons be like? LETS GO SER…
 
What do the Brits called Parkinson's Disease? PUNishment: Dimas talks about 24 Theologians who were hired by NASA. Hare shares another ridiculous Alien theory he has. Dimas deploys puns against Hare in another valiant effort to teach him the English language. Is it pronounced Sah-mon or SAL-mon? The UK is Goofy America: Hare presents a PowerPoint s…
 
NEW YEAR NEW EPISODE! WHY DO WE CALL IT SOCCER?: Dimas asks an ever-important question. Did you know "Movies" is short for moving pictures? Its scary how little Hare knows about anything. EHHHH-TYMOLOGY: Dimas visits the origin of phrases like "blow your load" and "money shot" after hearing them being used outside of a pornographic context. Hare th…
 
HAPPY HOLIDAYS GUYS!! & MERRY CHRISTMAS....to the people who are still dying on that hill...both literally and figuratively. 1,2,3 RESOLUTION: Dimas gifts Hare some special items. Resolutions are exchanged and they explore the origins of the new years resolution. Hare shares the top 7 polled resolution claims for the year. 6 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS?: Dim…
 
F*CKIN'SPEECH FILLERS: Hare and Dimas discuss the differences between hispanic and caucaus cultures when using "F*ckin" as a speech filler. Ellen DeGeneres looks like a Lesbian Night King. You probably would too if you had to live her life. Hare thanks Dimas for having 3 kids so Hare doesn't have to have any. THE WORST ORIGIN STORY: Hare has an exi…
 
NO TRUMPS: Hare thanks Donald Trump for rounding up the assholes of America and putting them into one group, making dating non-whites much easier. Walking is the passion of boring. Dimas shares which Cereals give him a boner. Hare has no mania tickets. HINDER or TINGE: Hare and Dimas discuss the idea for an app that hooks you up with your worst nig…
 
Lil Hitlers: Hare pitches a sitcom featuring Germany's favorite little rascal, Dimas tries to process that Hare has a unibrow, and Dimas fills us in on how his Double Dragon Robe Debut went during his first sleepover with a special person. Hare pitches ideas on worse things he could wear or do to his appearance to see how much she likes him just fo…
 
DIMAS HAS CHINESE MILLIONAIRE ENERGY So She Was Joeing My D: Hare has no idea how to get a prostitute but he sees a lot of them on Tinder, so that makes sense. Dimas knows a lot about Craiglist and how it was previously used to hire freelance DJers and B touchers. What vegetables are you into? Hare shares another story of self discovery with strang…
 
Squiggle Leg: After visiting a Museum of Torture at his local Ren Faire, Dimas stumbles upon a variety of old world medicinal treatments. Hare has to figure out which treatment is real and which one is fake. Oedipus Complex: Hare shares a toxic trait he's attracted to in his partners and Dimas explains why that means Hare wants to sleep with his mo…
 
Peanut Butter Fleshlight: Dimas and Hare discuss the accomplishments of George Washington Carver, for some reason, they also confuse him with the inventor of the cotton gin. BEANS?: Hare tells the story of a curious co-worker, a Hispanic man, and whether or not Terrorists have their own version of the "N-Word". TRAINS ONLY: TikTok Train Enthusiast,…
 
Callous & Obtuse: Dimas can't believe people are coping with the tragic shooting on the set of the movie Rust by making Alec Baldwin memes. Hare can't believe Obtuse isn't a shape. Why are people attacking buildings for Kyrie Irving? Hare Discusses his pending ADHD Test and what special treatment he might receive upon testing positive. Work or Nah?…
 
Dimas is Geraldo Seinfeld. Don't forget to check out Michelle's Etsy Shop for all your handcrafted Disney themed Hat needs. etsy.com/shop/charmingadventuresco HARE-MERICAN TALL: Hare shares a huge milestone in his personal quest to find pants, which leads to a discussion about giraffe evolution. Dimas discovers Hare had a "Sandals with Socks" phase…
 
Happy Halloween! Dimas & Hare start the podcast off with Microphones full of Ant Corpses. Is this bad breath related? Is Dimas eating Ants again? Chaos ensues. TOXICA: Dimas helps Hare understand a dangerous attraction he's had since birth. Hare suffers an encounter with two people dressed like Cowfolk and Dimas struggles with pronouns. Are you a C…
 
For all Legal Inquiries John Gift, Attorney of Laws @JohnGift on Twitter TwitTokYouDontStop: Hare shares his intro to TikTok and some of his favorite videos, like SpiderRider @MortalMentalMetal. Dimas reveals that Jennifer Aniston has forgotten that not all women have a uterus but is quikcly reminded by Twitter's Morality Police. Hare and Dimas exp…
 
This weeks episode is a Battle of the Segments. Hare doesn't like ICP but he likes people who like ICP. Dimas explains to Hare why he has "Queeny Gay" energy. We like Games. What's a Trope: Keep or Kill. Dimas confronts Hare with another challenge, Hare learns what the word "Trope" means and proceeds to completely misunderstand the rules of this ch…
 
Mandela Impact: What if the world ended in 2012? Is the Super Hadron Collider to blame for our false memories of Sinbad's hit movie, Shazaam? The Customers Always White: Why are we like this, America? Hare pitches his theory that The "Customer is Always Right" slogan created in 1909 spawned the modern day Karen & The Me-First American mentality. Du…
 
The Lost Tapes of the 27 CLUB: Dimas schools us on the existence of technology that can resurrect dead musicians A company called Over the Bridge uses AI technology to create new music from compilations of artists like, Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix and Amy Winehouse who all died on purpose, at the age of 27. Hare hits Dimas back with his own version o…
 
Hare's Traffic Journey - Hare apologies for being late to the podcast and shares what he saw during his 1 hour journey to Dimas'. Hobo LARPing, Near Death Road Rage, and Dimas enters his 3rd week of Asexual Confusion. Our first installment of a segment called THIS IS WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU: Dimas puts Hare into a scenario where he has to argue in fav…
 
Dimas buys Roller Blades in the year 2021 Hare gets accused of wearing boxers This episode is all over the place. Stay tuned til the end to witness Asexuality break Dimas' brain. Nectar of the Whites: Dimas goes into detail about his love for Pumpkin Spice and all things Caucasian Labored Day: Dimas demands that Hare give him a spot history lesson …
 
This week on CommAlcohol: Blue Rage Matters: Hare returns from travel & details his most recent encounter with Atlanta Police. Talibanistan: Dimas shares his frustrations with the social & political fallout post-Afghan pull out &Hare wonders if the Taliban has really changed why aren't they more like the Amish? Future Predictions or TV Show Pitches…
 
This week w/ Dimas & Hare: Vacations are Boring - Hare has to fictionally kill off his father to cancel an AirBnB reservation and Dimas doesn't wear a mask to Disney World Unexpected Confessions - Hare and Dimas try to become closer as a pod-couple by sharing intimate details about themselves via a multiple choice question and answer game. Follow U…
 
This week with Dimas & Hare Philly Strikes Back: A group of 45 white supremacists' in matching shirts and khakis from Ft. Worth Texas are ousted from the city of Philadelphia by two random black guys who happen to be walking by. The Post Red Lobster Make-Out: Hare shares his most recent Red Lobster experience involving a Vietnam Vet, a Big Black Tr…
 
Dimas & Hare talk about the emergence of the Delta Variant. We argue about the possibility of it becoming a zombie like virus & we explore existing viruses and drugs that turn the afflicted into zombie like creatures, including voodoo rituals. Hare loves a strong black woman Dimas wants to #FREEBRITNEY Tune in for another episode of slurred speech …
 
Hare & Dimas explore generational differences ranging from baby boomers to millennials. Why do we look considerably younger then our parents generation at the same age? The rise of body hair positivity. What technology is going to be too much for our generation to adapt to & HAPPY BELATED PRIDE MONTH (we recorded this in June) Follow Us on Twitter …
 
Dimas & Hare get white girl wasted while they investigate whether or not there is any truth behind the traits associated with their astrological signs. Is Dimas truly a Taurus? Maybe, but one thing is for sure... Hare's Gemini is definitely showing Follow Us on Twitter Email us @ communityalcoholpodcast@gmail.com NEW EPISODES EVERY WEEK…
 
Hare McDonald and Dimas James enjoy a variety of meats and cheeses presented by an apologetic significant other. While they discuss: Hare's Origin Story and what it was like growing up with a Nazi Great Grandpa. The Complexity of Parenting Owen Benjamin's Controversial "Carl Brown" video & The Rise of the QAnon Politician It says Episode 1 but REAL…
 
DIMAS JAMES RETURNS! WE DEEP DIVE INTO HIS CAREER AS A MILITARY INTELLIGENCE INTERROGATOR HIS OWN MORALITY WAS PUT TO THE TEST IN SOME OF THE MOST INTENSE SITUATIONS A HUMAN BEING CAN EXPERIENCE HOW HE CARRIED THIS SKILLSET INTO THE CIVILIAN REALM WORKING FOR PRIVATE CORPORATIONS AND HOW HIS PASSION FOR HIS CAREER LED HIM TO START TEACHING CLASSES …
 
TWO EPISODES IN TWO WEEKS MEDIOCRITY NEVER FELT SO GOOD SAN ANTONIO STAND-UP & FELLOW TALL NERVOUS PERSON, RYDER ASHTON JOINS ME THIS EPISODE TO SHARE HIS THOUGHTS ON THE MENTALLY CRUSHING EXISTENCE OF ASPIRING STAND-UP COMICS MOTIVATION TACTICS USED TO GROW HIS LEGS FOR THE SUMMER WHAT ITS LIKE BEING A PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE BOUNCER AND WHY HE ISN'T D…
 
THE SHOW IS BACK! THE TEXAS WINTER STORM KNOCKED ME OUT OF COMMISSION FOR A LITTLE WHILE PHYSICALLY & MENTALLY, HOWEVER, EPISODES WILL BE POSTED MORE CONSISTENTLY GOING FORWARD. IF YOU LIVE IN THE SAN ANTONIO AREA, YOU KNOW CPS ENERGY IS TRYING TO BILL TEXANS $1 BILLION FOR THEIR MISMANAGEMENT OF THE WINTER STORM. CITY COUNCIL EARLY VOTING STARTS A…
 
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