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We're not parents, we're just a couple silly boys in a rock-n-roll band called Cool Parents. If you dig flawless comedy that's objectively "hysterical," this show is for you. If you want advice on how to be a mama or a pep pep, you should still listen to this show, but also see a licensed professional. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support
 
Oh the humanity! The BQWSC is an exciting Montreal podcast (home of the Just For Laughs comedy festival) and an all around funny, nsfw variety hour of strange things and obscene gestures. Dirty jokes abound and you'll laugh out loud as host Chris Wilding openly discusses his sex life, gets into crazy fights with callers and shares his observations on society, love and everything else in between. Look for the funniest comedians, funny clips, perverted/sexy games, political satire, wtf moments ...
 
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We're back! We're answering some of life's deepest philosophical questions in a new segment called It Really Makes You Think... Plus, we start our preparations for Ghostober 2022 and then two failed Buttermans lead to some new discoveries in songs from both KoRn and Shaggy! Thanks for listening, don't forget to leave reviews everywhere you can! <3 …
 
"WE GON BEAT BING BONG!" This commentary track for Varsity Blues was recorded for our Patreon, but here it is as a sneak peek in case you're not a Patron. Now you'll know what you're missing! Get access to all our other commentaries and a whole lot more at: www.patreon.com/coolparents Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://ancho…
 
Guess who's back Back again Hoss is back Tell a friend Thanks for listening to our show! If you like it, please leave a rating and a review. Also, check out our Patreon and social media accounts at the link below: www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in…
 
There's a yogi on the internet who's obsessed with his own cumshot. Not sure what else you need to know... Oh, Tindergarten Cops returns. So there's that too. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.…
 
Did you know that God can speak through humans? He just doesn't use English, or any other earthly tongue. Don't know why. Maybe you can decipher some of his messages. Listen and let us know! You'll also hear some Missed Connections and some more Jesse Ventura interview gems! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The e…
 
Justy Boy prophesizes the future of Humankind. Then we discuss our findings in our ongoing "Super Charger Heaven" experiment (now titled Slob Zombie), followed by some superb Googie Reviewbies! Thanks for listening and if you enjoy it, be sure to support us on Patreon. Smack this link! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- This episode is sponsored by · An…
 
You don't want to miss this one, folks! Here are just a few things to look forward to in this extra thicc episode (in no particular order): Tim Burton's Todd Fungus Bigfoot Update Filthy Fan Fiction (Mostly) Metalcore Buttermans Oregano Mega Meatball Man Oregano Mega Cheeseball Man Extra Large Pervert Proverbs Muuuuch more! Thanks for listening, do…
 
Making a Muscle Boy is finally back with a new set of legendary fighters! Justy Boy also brought some Missed Connections, this time from Southie, bro. But before all that, we spoke to some ghosts... Please support our show on Patreon if you like it, you'll get some sweet bonuses! Patreon Linktr.ee --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easi…
 
We have a highlight reel of Jesse "The Body" Ventura talking about basically nothing yet saying so much. It's hilarious. Also, we have some yearbook bios to review and some very captivating news stories to talk about. They may or may not contain piss. Thanks for listening! TikTok Instagram Patreon Linktree --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor:…
 
Curtis got COVID, so this episode was recorded remotely. Don't let that scare ya though, Justy Boy has an excellent forty dollar gaming headset... We've got a bunch of top-notch Pervert Proverbs for you in addition to a very mysterious Truckdate! G'head, listen! www.patreon.com/coolparents www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- This episode is sponsored by …
 
Jazz comedy is a type of improv we invented very early on in the life of this podcast. It's when our goofs cannot be constrained to the standards set by the mainstream, just like jazz music but dumb. This episode gets wacky, but we do have some topics: "Ghost Adventures House Calls," Listener Questions, "Bubble Boy," and more! www.linktr.ee/coolpar…
 
Our special guest Charlie (AKA Chuck Finn) tells us all about the "Angelic Initiative," a weird af yoga/energy-healing show on YouTube, as well as Lil' Lunchbox, a clown lady from hell. Then, Justy Boy shares an exciting new development in our quest for ghost: "Paranormal Destination." Don't miss this one! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- This episode…
 
We took the liberty of isolating some more vocal tracks from an assortment of songs. Curtis even did some choppin' and screwin' of those vocals to a very satisfying end. You'll love what you hear! Also, we've got a "Cryptid" Update and some fantastic Pervert Proverbs. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- This episode is sponsored by …
 
The Cool Parents Travel Agency has you covered! We're visiting some businesses, calling some others, and creating our own in I Love This Business! Also, did you know seagulls are space aliens? www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: htt…
 
Hey there, slimes! You wanna hear about some real cool kids in a 2006 high school yearbook? We got that! You wanna hear about some missed connections and "activities" on CraigsList? Well stop reading this and press play, you PERVERT. <3 www.linktr.ee/coolparents --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://a…
 
You got another top-quality episode on your hands today, folks! We have a couple Buttermans and Umpdates runnin' wiiiiild, then we listen to some incredible isolated vocal tracks from Rancid, Boxcar Racer, Disturbed, and Tom Waits. All that topped off with a Tough Guy Poetry from Soulfly! Thanks for listening, don't forget to support us pleeease! w…
 
We brought our A game to this one, folks, so strap in! Or strap on, because we've got Pervert Proverbs. We also answer your burning questions about all kinds of stuff upon which we are the authority. Thanks for listening, and be sure to join our Patreon to show your support and get bonus goofs! www.patreon.com/coolparents <3 --- This episode is spo…
 
Google reviews are back! We also discuss the lyrics of a song called "On the River" by Young Dolph. Thanks for Listening! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://anch…
 
This just in: THE LIVER KING EATS CHILDREN. We got the proof. We also got some top-notch Pervert Proverbs and a Butter Man for you, so g'head and listen, would ya?! Thanks for listening and please support the show on Patreon! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/…
 
Come truggin' with us! We're talking about the greatest vocal performance in rock-n-roll history: KoRn's "Twist." Then we have some UFO sighting reports from our home state of New Hampshire. Also, don't miss the return of the hit segment, Groff the Chain. Thanks for listening, and please support us on Patreon for more very nice goofs: www.patreon.c…
 
A Pervert Proverb for the ages! We also cover the lyrics of "Stuntin' Like my Daddy" by Little Wayne and Birdman. The main event: a sexxxy Jurassic Park fanfiction written almost entirely by an A.I. Enjoy! Don't forget to share and join our Patreon at: www.patreon.com/coolparents --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a …
 
We return to the confusing depths of high school senior yearbook photos and comb through the lyrics of Kid Rock's latest abortion, "We The People." Thanks for listening, go ahead and support us on Patreon for extra bonus goofs and gags! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https:/…
 
This one's for our slimes we affectionately call BWETT. It's his birthday(ish) and we're fixin' to make him hurl with some top-notch erotic fanfiction! We also talk a little Meatloaf and play a Justy Boy original guessing game, Jabroni Jamboree! Thanks for listening and if you like whatcha hear, please support the show on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c…
 
Dana White? More like Dana Brown! Did you know MMA fighters love to shit all over themselves? It's true! And did you know that the moon is full of yellow jelly and ruled by a moon king named Bibi Onini? That's also true, probably. All that, Missed Connections, I Love This Business, and more on this hott hott episode. Thanks for listening! coolparen…
 
We have a new version of our world famous Pervert Proverbs segment. This time, we're doing titles from PornHub videos! We also have some new Tindergarten Cops entries and a roundup of some of the best weird news stories of 2021. Thanks for listening, love youuuu! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way…
 
Welcome to the second season of the Cool Parents Podcast! New here? Don't worry, jump right in and we'll get you up to date in no time. We've got a new segment for a new season in which we discuss user reviews of random small businesses across the country. We also take a look at PornHub's year-end search trends for 2021. You'll also hear an old Chr…
 
Bluffington, everyone's favorite non-existent reboot of Nickelodeon's Doug, is back in a big way with a third season! Beware the Order of the Beet! Thanks so much for listening, everyone! We love you! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice me…
 
What a wild ride it's been, and we're just getting started, baby! Here are some more fun goofs we did. Thanks so much for listening! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parent…
 
What a wild ride it's been, and we're just getting started, baby! Here are some fun goofs we did a long time ago. Thanks so much for listening! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/…
 
If you don't know what a crumhorn or an assjob is, you're not alone. Come along with us and learn as we parse OnlyFans category tags! We also play some Mad Libs and discuss Peter Popoff's "Miracle Spring Water." Thanks for listening! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://an…
 
This one's a banger! We got Tindergarten Cops, Tough Guy Poetry (a new pile of shit from Kid Rock), and a phone call to a new celebrity "guest." Check 'er out! patreon.com/coolparents --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message…
 
Well? Do she? We've got some pretty incredible Pervert Proverbs for this one. We also take a look at the lyrics of "Like Me" by 2 Chainz in a brand new installment of The Book of 2 Chainz! Hope you like it! Find more goodf and support our endeavors on out Patreon, pretty please, over at: www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you and god bless. --- This…
 
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