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It's 4 AM and you're awake. You want to get together with some close friends and get blazed. But you're too old now and they've decided to get their precious sleep. You have work in three hours. Or maybe its 4 AM and you're a shithead who's been up all night. It's time for bed but you just need to sit down and unwind first. There is someone out there who delibrately went to bed at 9 PM to get up especially for this event. An employer looking for dirt or a flirty cop trying to get the lowdown ...
This week at 4am COCAINE BEAR MONTH CONTINUES when Red freezes on picking a mascot to roast for the second week in a row, the wokeboys give advice on eating out for the first time, PLUS a progress report with fan favorite U-SOGGY! Trust us folks this is one you’re not going to want to miss
The #wokeboys wake up with an extra big one on their hands. Trent gives his honest opinion about The Rock (he’s a fan), Lunchmeat tries to figure out what’s better than a cocaine bear and Red falls asleep for a little while, trust us folks this is one you’re not going to want to miss.
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Howlin’ and Prowlin’ on Capitol Hill: DC EDITION
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PRESS PLAY AT 4AM! This latest installment of #wnbc has the #wokeboys cover RED’S BUISNESS TRIP TO DC blow by blow. Also THE BIG GAME, YELLOWSTONEVERSE YODELS and what got BACK TO THE FUTURE FANS all shook up.
PRESS PLAY AT 3:56AM. This week the wokeboys cover the latest in cat crime and cat crime prevention, pants on mascots, new segments “RED’S REMINDERS” he mentions a book he once read, REBOOT ROUNDUP asks a question of The Connors and Lunchmeat once again brings up sex with a water heater. Trust us folks this is one you’re not going to want to miss.…
PRESS PLAY AT 4AM! This week the #wokeboys start (or finish) your day covering the latest in sports (Red saw the dolphin game on mute), Trent gives sound financial advice (buy low, but sell HIGH) Lunchmeat shares concerns about the future of beef, plus interview with Gnarly Farley!
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Brisky Business: RED’S ROCKIN’ NEW YEAR IN REVIEW
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PRESS PLAY AT 4AM as the #wokeboys attempt to recall the latest in news, sports, finance and politics. Lunchmeat recommends a new intern, Trent shares what he would do with shapeshifting abilities and Red struggles to remember two things that happened this year.
PRESS PLAY AT 3:59 AM! The #wokeboys stay up late and get up early to deliver the latest HOLIDAY EVENT: THE BELOVED X-MAS EXTRAVAGANZA. We snitch ON the police by 4:10 then the party can begin… A VISIT FROM SANTA, VIOLENT NIGHT REVIEW, AVATER PRIMER, WHAT DOES GWEN PALTROW’S CANDLE SMELL LIKE AND FOR THE FIRST TIME TRENT’S SEXY MOVE TIME! Trust us,…
After a period of horsing around the wokeboys get back to doing what do best. Waking up or staying up until 4 AM and hosting a show where we can do that thing we don’t tell on ourselves for doing in Wisconsin at the twenty minute mark.
The crash and collapse of boofcoin and the concurrent boofcoin stadium leads to questions from the IRS, Trent shares the perfect cocktail blend to bowl a 150 and Lunchmeat rises from the ashes, trust us folks this is one you’re not going to want to miss.
Out of the mist there stands a man… with two other men who make sense of this crazy week the only way they know. TOTAL PODCAST COVERAGE. That includes, BAR GOSSIP, BACON FOR BREAKFAST, SPORTSMINUTE, plus POLITICS, SOCIETY AND SPECIAL GUESTS
A very special Halloween episode for your Monday morning holiday. The baitboys invent new holiday pranks, rate the Sanderson sisters by how hot they are and calculate how rich Charles Manson is
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Who’s mom is it anyway?: The Halloween Special!
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Red takes a big swing and introduces a concept for a very special episode that doesn’t go anywhere, Trent does some solid impressions and Tom talks TV!
Top secret!!!
Tom Wolfe has his hands full when Red Rocker stops being so precious and does some damn editing for once and Trent Trout steps aside to let Rosie Snapper try her luck on the show.
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Stinky Pickles: The Return of Boat-Z
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THIS WEEK! ON WAKE AND BAIT! Trent Trout tussles with the return of an overbearing AI, tells a joke, and recommends a podcast. Tom Wolfe spoils TOP GUN: MAVERICK and Red Rocker attempts an edit. Trust us folks, this is one you’re not going to want to miss.
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Tall Tales about Ryan Reynolds and other fishing stories
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The baitboys regroup once again at scenic Lake WANNAPEEPEE to discuss lake legalities, boat fighting, fishing, and karate hospital scenes. Plus Tom chums the lake, Trent recommends a podcast and the thrilling return of SPORTSMINUTE!
After last weeks podcast recommendation Tom Wolfe programs the boat with a new co-host AI…BOAT-Z! but when all it was taught was whatever was in Tom Wolfe’s Private Hard Drive and one episode of a Charles Manson podcast things quickly take a turn for the homoerotic.
THE EARLY FISHER CATCHES THE BIRD WITH THE WORM TO CATCH A FISH all is a long way of saying this is the pod where the worlds greatest fish catchers share their knowledge but pay attention to the clues because this episode has an ending you don’t want to miss!
As we prepare to cast off in this new direction Red Rocker attempts to attract listeners.
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WAKE AND BAIT: FISH SEASON OPENER on ECHO LAKE
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RED ROCKER returns with fellow #baitboys TOM WOLFE and TRENT TROUT early to prep the boat with the essentials, some old recording equipment, fishing stuff I suppose and of course… to share the secrets of their tackle.
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4/20/22 100th EPISODE SPECTACULAR: BOOFSTOCK!
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As it began so did it finish Lunchmeat and Red Rocker conquer physical and meta space to host a 4:20 on 4/20 with warm visits from old friends and a super special surprise guest at the end TRUST US FOLKS THIS IS ONE YOURE NOT GOING TO WANT TO MISS.
It’s episode 99(!) and the wokeboys wanted to give you six listeners something sweet… ITS THE MUSICAL EPISODE! All original music written and performed by the wokeboys!
Fat Crusher returns to speculate on the whereabouts of missing host Jimmy Gump Funk presumed still at large. Fat Lunchmeat weighs his balls and Fat Rocker learns about current events. Trust us folks this is one you’re not gonna want to miss.
Jimmy goes missing just before the Barnacle Day Super Bowl Special but alas THE SHOW MUST GO ON and from those ashes rises NEW LISTENER AND SUPERFAN Skull Crusher to tap his toe into #wnbc lore
After last weeks sound snafus Jimmy Gump Funk gets new sound equipment… AND IT WORKS and that’s not all that’s new on our ROAD TO ONE HUNDRED PREAMBLE! Listen in as the #wokeboys discuss their hatred of tall men and the women who love them, the things they love in their pizzez and the fall of boofcoin. Trust us folks this is one you’re not gonna wa…
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FUNKISODE: the stealth Louie Anderson tribute
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It’s a FUNK takeover! Anything can happen when Jimmy Gump Funk takes over hosting (for a week) and does a pretty solid job in a tough week. PLUS! SPORTS! FINANCE! and all your favorite CELEBRITY DEATHS… IN ONE PLACE #wnbc
(press play at 3:15) IT’S THE CHALICE DROP 2022 so you know what that means… the wokeboys are working overtime to undo the CHALICE CURSE as they have unsuccessfully done these past 3 years, The guests are all booked and the chalice is glistening with a deck this stacked what’s a few missing cards? But will it be boner? Or blunder?…
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Life after the Interview: JIMMY CLAPS BACK
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Don’t call it a clap back, it’s the depressing X-Mas one before the cheerful X-mas one. Red is in a foul mood, Lunchmeat is fried and Jimmy is mostly inaudible.
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Sledder Weather: THE MICK FOLEY INTERVIEW
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THE WAIT IS OVER! The road to 100 continues in the X-Mas preamble! Cactus Jack himself stops by for his much hyped #wnbc appearance… but where is Jimmy???
Red Rocker pulls himself across the floor to the record but will he make it in time? Lunchmeat does a questionable set to cover for the lost time and Jimmy Gump Funk is mostly pleasant to be around. (episode starts at 4:20)
A new listener creates a wave of frenzy in the grinders den as the wokeboys attempt to take the show seriously, Jimmy is uncharacteristically sober and well rested, and the underhours ends with a focus on finance?
A new SMOKELINE premieres on its maiden voyage with a question that shakes the #wokeboys to their cores #butfirst! Bacon for Breakfast! SportsMinute! New Contest Announcements! All this and more… at dawn!
Kicking off the dust in a new kind of way #wnbc is back and IT’S THE NEW 911! Just dial (563) 949-1169 for the new new snitchline. TOP STORY: THE REAL RED’S STORY, PLUS: another review of DUNE, our gross reunion and even grosser restaurant pitches.
Doctor Dead Rocker has risen, Lord Lunchmeat is acendent and Jimmy Gump Funk walked 3.5 miles to a pinball museum that turned out to be closed. What can we say? Its another meat and potatoes episode you're not gonna want to miss.
Don't think of it as another tired reboot! Its more like a regeneration as the Doctor pulls himself back together, Lord Ash Lad tries on a new moniker and they both teach Jimmy Gump Funk a thing or two about hitting the fastball. All this and more on the All-New, All-Different Grindfathered!!!
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LIVE FROM LAS VEGAS! (bka how to get out of a hook)
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Jimmy hits the scene LIVE IN LAS VEGAS! on a Wednesday morning during covid to find out if he is a financial submissive. PLUS! the usual stuff.
In a shocking first Dread Rocker takes a suggestion that derails the release of the episode, in fact he has no recollection of it at all but we're recording the next one in 3 hours so it is what it is.
Dread Rocker announces massive layoffs starting with himself as the numbers are in and they are terrible. The six have abandoned us and the six are us. The Road to 100 begins here!
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Holiday Heizt: We don't say baby yoda anymore
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Naked and afraid Santa Claus pulls himself into the Grinder's Den for warmth and as a temporary distraction from his current predicament. Ellen makes a first time appearance, Chaplin might be a creep, and maybe too much sports(?) All this plus much more in the 2020 X-mas X-travaganza!
It wouldn't be the holidays without a little melancholy and this episode deals it out in spades when Jimmy Gump Funk goes missing and the newest hog heaven creep is revealed... no thanks to the #wokeboyz? Lunchmeat and Dread Rocker double check the math and find the clues everywhere. Plus we gush over how great Iron Eagle 4 is?…
While Jimmy Gump Funk slunbers in an alcoholic daze his phone in and out of range, Dread Rocker gets extra shitty, and in a bizarre turn Lunchmeat reveals he doesn't really enjoy drinking anymore and would actually like to be called Kenneth from now on.
Christmas is back in the grinder as we say around the holidays and you eagle ears know what that means, longer music cues! Dread Rocker actually edits this one as an early present for the listener, everyone's favorite Ash Lad teaches us the secret of how you become an Ash Lad, Jimmy Gump Funk fillibusters out the SportsMinute to avoid discussing th…
Stranded and lost in the dark at 4AM, Jimmy Gump Funk navagates his way home from Eau Claire somehow while shitfaced with a strange woman and somehow we did not roll the grinders list but still listen anyway.
The Trial of Alex Trebek begins here! When Jimmy Gump Funk overreacts to the death of a beloved television host the wokeboys roll the dice and pick Night Court personas that takes more time than the actual trial to determine the fate of Alex Trebek's very soul. Plus SportsMinute! and we go around the table and make each other tell who they voted fo…
In a situation that can only be described as a "Queen's Gambit" Lunchmeat wrests control of the pod in a Queen's Gambit fashion with unlikely results. It was a real Queen's Gambit-type scanerio.
When Jimmy oversleeps and the Cannacomputer takes a much needed upgrade the Dread Rocker and Lunchmeat (#lunchmieguez) do one the old way, grindfathered style!
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Quest Five: Mystery of the Riddle-Hog Redux
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The Grinder's List leads the Wakers into adventure after a harrowing two rolls arms them with bows to pilfer from local buisnesses. Plus, there's the Smoke Alarm, SportsMinute, SnitchMail, and all your other favorites! Producers cut: Now with 11 minutes of extra Creedence
Today! At 4:05AM the only ones up are the bakers and the wakers and I dont smell any bread cooking... if you know what I'm talking about you may want to tune in as Dread Rocker attempts to navsgate through an episode... without his glasses! Jimmy Gump Funk makes an early and ofter appearance and Lunchmeat keeps everyone honest during the Part Four …
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Quest Four: Neighborhood Watch: Dawn Patrol
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The #wokeboyz roll another exciting round of "The Grinder's List" and solve another Jumpsteady Riddle the same way they always do... by recording some pod. New segment "Twenty Part Fours" is introduced and Jimmy Gump Funk complains because 4 AM is usually when he goes to bed.
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Quest Three: the Smoke and the Funny Phrase
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Secrets are revealed and frindships are tested as Jimmy gets rightfully raked over the coals, durning a new round of 'The Grinders List' The rules are simple, YOU MUST GET UP AT 4 AM, YOU MUST KEEP AN OPEN MIND FOR AT LEAST ONE HOUR, YOU MUST HAVE SIX DOLLARS.
