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Lara Marie Schoenhals and Carey O'Donnell are obsessed with the tragicomedy of reality TV and pop culture, and this is the podcast where they they talk about ALL of it. If you're looking for an irreverent, hilarious and scathing deep dive into classics like Real Housewives, Vanderpump Rules and Jersey Shore, as well as deep cuts like Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club and Gallery Girls, this is the podcast for you. Or perhaps you're seeking a tight 30 on celebrity news and current events? Well you'r ...
 
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Carey and Lara discuss girl coding books being banned in Pennsylvania, nuclear dread, droning Putin, hologram Lena Dunham and Rihanna doing the Super Bowl Half Time show. Plus, we bid farewell to Loadtember with some reader mail, including a pregnancy miracle and a tale of Munchausen that'll chill you to the bone. Join the SUP Patreon to hear the f…
 
Lara and Carey discuss Don't Worry Darling's polarizing first weekend in theaters, horror fantasia Barbarian, THEE international icon "La Bussi," and the Canadian wood shop teacher whose bodacious knockers are getting pearl-clutching nerds in a tizzy. Meanwhile, on the Jersey Shore Season 1 Finale, Labor Day weekend has come to Seaside, and the OG …
 
Lara and Carey discuss Housewives getting litigious, relentlessly bleak Scandinavian horror and former RHOC Meghan King's foray into gayland. Meanwhile, Kathy's meltdown in Aspen is kept hush-hush, with Kyle fleeing to Georgia to film Halloween Ends. Erika calls out the women for not calling Kathy out, and Crystal throws a Roaring Twenties birthday…
 
Lara and Carey recommend more horror movies to watch as Hallowe'en approaches, before delving into Tom Brady and Gisele's hetero hell and Adam Levine's passion for exchanging cringey sexts with hot, twenty-something girls. Plus, even more spicy Reader Mail that'll make you clutch your pearls, including clandestine hair salon hookups, a gorgeous cak…
 
Lara and Carey discuss the strange TikTok trend of Hellen Keller denialism before digging into Jersey Shore. Back in Seaside Heights circa 2009, the summer is winding down and tensions are bubbling to an all-time high. Pauly and his Israeli would-be lady, Danielle, come to blows over her "Stalking his life on the boardwalk," and Snooki continues to…
 
Lara and Carey discuss the miles-long queue to view the Queen's casket, the latest round of solar flares being connected to #Loadtember and Timmy Chalamet's big Vogue cover. Meanwhile, on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the Aspen Horror Story continues. Kyle is rattled, not only by Erika, but now by Dorit, who seems to have chosen EJ Global and D…
 
Carey is schoncked to hear about Lara's surprising relationship with her nemesis: AMC Theaters, Ray J coming for Kris Jenner on Instagram Live, and an unsettling new diet trend allegedly sweeping Hollywood. Meanwhile, Queen Elizabeth's death disrupts LoadTember in another blistering round of Reader Mail. Join the SUP Patreon to hear the full episod…
 
Lara and Carey discuss Lara's Chromatica Ball odyssey at Dodger's Stadium and Carey's star turn in a Bar Mitzvah flash mob. Back in Seaside Heights, Sammi Sweetheart reels from Ron's shove, and the two confront Snooki-Schnookers Polizzi about her disdain for their psychotic romance. The Situation has a spark with a townie with serious streaks in he…
 
Carey and Lara do a tight 19 on the passing of Queen Elizabeth, and what lies ahead for her flop successor/the rest of us. On Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, where Queen Elizabeth is still alive and well, the Aspen vacation rages on as the ladies try to ski and snowmobile away the tensions of the night before. Erika and Sutton continue their unea…
 
On this week's bonus, the bone-chilling saga of Addison Rae's parents' divorce and more in-depth discussions about the Manti Te'o Netflix doc. Meanwhile, an EXPLOSIVE Reader Mail segment continues to be #Loadtember heavy, featuring a Jersey Shore Cougar and a proud Northeastern glory hole devotee who apologizes to Lara. Join the SUP Patreon to hear…
 
Lara and Carey lament the Heat Dome currently ravaging Los Angeles, and most of California. They also recap the harrowing, iconic events of the Don't Worry Darling premiere/press day the Venice Film Festival. Back in Seaside Heights circa 2009, Vinny braces for Danny's wrath after tongue-kissing his lady the night before, and might find new love wi…
 
Lara and Carey discuss the CEASE AND DESIST that shoncked the Sexy Unique Pod community, and where they will go from here (jail). Meanwhile, on RHOBH, the ladies FINALLY had to Aspen, as Rinna continues to mourn her mother, and tensions between Garcelle and Erika at an all time high. Mauricio grills in the subzero mountain air, while Kathy is curse…
 
Carey and Lara discuss Fergie's big comeback at the flop-VMAs, their continued fear of the Free Solo guy, Jennette McCurdy's wild new memoir, and a truly heartwarming Reader Mail from across the Pond that brought them both to tears. You can listen to the full episode by becoming a Patreon subscriber here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for …
 
On this week's episode, Lara muses on the Heterosexual Midsommar vibes of straight weddings and Carey recaps the juicy new Duchess Meghan profile in The Cut. They also discuss some recent BRAVO-centric drama before delving into Season 1, Episode 5 of Jersey Shore. Back in Seaside Heights, NJ, Snooki heals from a violent assault, Ron's schism with M…
 
Lara and Carey continue their load discourse, with a load-heavy Reader Mail, including a story about accidentally attending a meth orgy. The two also discuss the new Netflix docuseries about Manti Te'o, and other catfishing horror stories, including Sweet Bobby and a more recent (and disturbing) case from the UK. Join the SUP Patreon to hear the fu…
 
Carey and Lara discuss Parker Posey's foray into the zombie apocalypse via Tales of the Walking Dead, as well as Lara's horror journey, featuring Bret Easton Ellis's The Shards. They also praise Aubrey O'Day for silencing the haters of her next-level photoshop art ventures. Back in NJ, the summer in Seaside Heights rages on, as Sam and Ron's folie …
 
Load Talk 2022 continues, with Lara challenging everyone to a load-centric September, otherwise known as "Loadtember." Plus, Bachelor Nation is discussed, and Carey brings up a scientific startup, partially funded by the Brothers Hemsworth and Paris Hilton, that has plans to resurrect an extinct wolf-dog. Meanwhile, on Real Housewives of Beverly Hi…
 
Lara and Carey talk the splendor of The Exorcist and all its creepy lore, plus Cronenberg's Crimes of the Future and Blue is the Warmest Color. Also, Lara tells Carey about the gay hookup app SNIFFIES, and the two discuss their support for all those seeking #loads. Plus, more saucy reader mail, including an alluringly-voiced Maine reader with a tex…
 
Lara and Carey discuss Lara's wild 24 hours in Vegas, feat. Mz. Katy Perry, and the devastating (and truly shoncking) finale of HBO's The Anarchists before delving into Jersey Shore Season 1, Episode 3. Back in Seaside Heights, Angelina's final day in the shore house begins with an anticlimactic breakup, a laughably fake illness, and a confounding …
 
Lara and Carey are joined by actress/singer/comedic genius, Natalie Walker, to discuss the latest episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. This week, Crystal's alienation by the women for her candor about her eating disorder continues to mount, as Sutton and Rinna hash out their long-simmering Cold War. Meanwhile, Dorit's "Homeless Not Toothles…
 
Lara and Carey delve into even more robot news, including the ongoing debate over Google's supposed LaMDA artificial intelligence. They also celebrate Teresa Giudice's recent over-the-top nuptials. Plus, a treasure trove of Reader Mail: from a celebrity sighting in Delaware to the most compelling and honest Fuck/Marry/Kill you'll ever hear. Become …
 
Lara and Carey discuss ROBOT NEWS: IE Chili's Restaurant's plan to implement "Rita the Robot" as a backup waitress. Back in Seaside Heights, Snooki makes the historic decision to stay in the house, while Situation and Sam's short-lived romance comes to a bitter end, by way of Ron-Ron juice. Vinny gets Pinkeye, JWoww gets a peek of Pauly D's Prince …
 
Lara and Carey discuss sobriety birthdays, the latest on Jen Shah's non-trial of the century, Demi Lovato's big announcement and pigs harnessing their hole power. On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, COVID has struck down half the cast. However, the lucky, uninfected few head on over to Rinna's for a wine tasting, which quickly descends into a …
 
Carey and Lara discuss brain-busting Twitter discourse--including Lockheed Martin nepotism hires, general social media dread and Gen Z soldiers of The Camorra making a splash on TikTok. We also get some juicy reader mail, including a voice message recorded in a bathtub. Join the SUP Patreon to hear the full ep. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac…
 
Lara and Carey chat about The Anarchists (07:15 to 25:18) before heading on down the Garden State Parkway, all the way to Seaside Heights, to revisit the historical first season of MTV's Jersey Shore. The Original Eight--Snooki, JWoww, Mike "The Situation," Sammi Sweetheart, Ronnie, DJ Pauly D, Vinnie and Ms. Ballet Flats herself, Angelina--settle …
 
Lara and Carey discuss new peg-worthy gossip about a certain British Prince and social media's mind-numbing response to the Monkeypox crisis. Meanwhile, on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Diana's holiday party rages on, with a blackout Ej Global crashing Asher's Christmas performance. Dorit gets fed up with PK's clandestine ways and Sutton teache…
 
Lara and Carey discuss Jordan Peele's latest horror offering NOPE, and debate whether or not Elon Musk is a LOLer. Carey also recounts his harrowing journey into the deep valley to secure the Monkeypox vaccine and a reader mail leaves the two SHONCKED in the best way possible. Join the SUP Patreon to hear the full ep. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com…
 
Lara and Carey have a chat about The Anarchists, discuss all things Anarchapulco and delve into Carey's deepest wook nightmares. Meanwhile, on the SEASON FINALE of Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex-Wives Club, the peaceful vibes from Blue Stone Manor's Christmas In September are tested (again) by Martini Medley. Jill steals Brandi's MVP of Alienation trophy …
 
Carey and Lara talk about the new season of The Bachelorette and society praising straight men for being just a little gay. Back in the Berkshires, Dorinda delivers a Christmas In September spectacular to atone for her martini terrorism. Phaedra (kind of) opens up about her clandestine love life and Vicki fears death's scythe once more. Plus, a bom…
 
Lara and Carey are joined by comedian, writer, actress and all-around icon, Nori Reed, for a tour-de-force recap. Jamie Lee Curtis joins the women for a HISTORIC charity luncheon at Kyle's house, Sutton and Diana finally reach a truce(ish) and EJ Global gives Crystal some questionable advice in regards to her eating disorder. Meanwhile, Kathy Hilto…
 
Lara and Carey are back to chat Beverly Hell's Angels! But first, they discuss Carey's public dog-owner shaming, Lara's missing luggage saga and Kylie Jenner's private jet kink. On Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Sutton's soggy holiday luncheon continues and Garcelle confronts EJ Global about terrorizing her sons whilst blackout. Meanwhile, Sutto…
 
Lara and Carey find themselves beyond the paywall once again, discussing everything from the next dimension of expensive candles, the new Hulu documentary about Victoria's Secret founder Les Wexner and his (genuinely) shoncking ties to Jeffrey Epstein, and Ricky Martin's alleged incest scandal. To hear the full episode, become a patron of the pod. …
 
After a week off from podding, we're BACK to discuss Lara's Martha's Vineyard adventures, and the beckoning calls of New England. Meanwhile, Carey has finally given The Bear a chance--for the betterment of himself and those around him. Back in Great Barrington, on Episode 5 of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls' Trip, Dorinda's nocturnal terrorism cont…
 
Lara and Carey discuss the miracle that is Below Deck: Down Under, Armie Hammer's shoncking new gig, and the slow-burn social media cancellation of Ottessa Moshfegh. Meanwhile, on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Diana and Sutton continue to out-trauma each other, Crystal finds a punchy way for Dorit to channel her home invasion PTSD, and EJ Globa…
 
Lara declares Q3 the quarter of Radical Honesty, while Carey recaps Kyle Richards's current cancellation woes. Meanwhile, Dornado Season has truly started in Great Barrington, MA. Eaten bread (in bed) is soon forgotten, as Dorinda wages war against Tamra and Vicki for breaking the Bluestone Manor rules. Dorinda forces the women into a Dorobics sess…
 
Carey and Lara discuss the Anonymous Question Epidemic currently sweeping Instagram stories, as well the other social media crisis of the moment: Bette Midler's Twitter. They also go in deep on the new Kardashian era, including Kris Jenner's incredible empire-building skills, Kim being our favorite, Kardashian celebrity friends and Kourtney's endle…
 
Lara and Carey discuss men with yeast-cock and forgiving the women of the Marvel Universe. Meanwhile, on episode three of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, Dorinda's manor-tyranny continues with a harrowing Field Day competition, Vicki's Long-COVID takes a turn, and Brandi's alienates her biggest champion, Eva. You can hear this episode ad-free …
 
Lara and Carey reel from the breaking news of Ezra Miller's latest act of terror, this time overseas at a pub in Tokyo, and involving It-Boy of the moment and ELVIS conduit Austin Butler. Meanwhile, our favorite Hell's Angels prepare for Garcelle's 55th birthday bash, where Diana and Sutton's feud deepens, and Erika's weeks-long blackout continues.…
 
Carey and Lara rail against the Fourth of July, clickbait-y political fundraising emails and discuss Twitter porn. Meanwhile, on Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, the Lady of the Manor (aka Dorinda) challenges Vicki's anti-vax rhetoric as Vicki slowly succumbs to long COVID. Jill's big entrance at Bluestone flops on arrival, and the ladies have …
 
As the world continues to crumble, Lara and Carey discuss Stephanie Tanner going full ACAB against the LAPD, the supernatural cringe of Teal Swan's inner circle, and that horror that is Alec Baldwin's Instagram Live with W**dy Allen. Plus, a reader calls in for social media flirting advice, which activates Carey's anti-social media commenting agend…
 
Lara and Carey head on up to Great Barrington, Massachusetts, to Bluestone Manor, where we lay our scene. Dorinda hosts an 8 day staycation, including an A-List roster of ex-Housewives, including Vicki, Tamra, Eva, Phaedra, Taylor, and Brandi, with a surprise guest blowing in from New York City. Vicki reels from her recent breakup, as Brandi (not s…
 
Carey and Lara discuss the continued coin shortage crisis, and Lara declares war against a certain Bank. Carey shares his dread over the impending nicotine ban, and the two comes to grips with the most shocking news of our time: Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall are getting a divorce. Meanwhile, as Dorit's My 4 Days of Rest and Relaxation vacation in M…
 
Lara and Carey consider what it means to live in a world of Minions: Rise of Gru, while Carey deals with the consequences of recently mispronouncing Imogen Heap's name. Lara cements her status as a Cryo therapy devotee, and the two continue their discussion of the AMC Theaters Crisis, with Carey recounting his journey seeing Jurassic World Dominion…
 
Lara and Carey chat about Lara's ODD, Naked and Afraid, and John Hinkley Jr. selling out venues before getting into RHOBH. This week, Erika Jayne takes Crystal under her wing, Sutton throws a temper tantrum, Diana cries behind a napkin, Rinna looks to the birds, Kyle hunts for the perfect kaftan and Garcelle delivers a series of scathing eye rolls.…
 
Lara and Carey chat about our dogs, Jurassic World: Dominion vs. the OG Jurassic Park, big budget movies being shite, Book of Henry, living in the age of mediocrity, the San Francisco armory building becoming a Stranger Things exhibit, the Disneyfication of the gays, Azealia Banks' Miami Pride moment, showing up for yourself, a special celeb sighti…
 
Lara and Carey talk about Google's AI being sentient and Rebel Wilson's newfound lesbian love before getting into part two of the Mob Wives Season 2 Reunion. This week, Drita and Ramona go at it, Renee roots for everyone to get back with their exes, Ang talks about her rat ex-bff and so much more. You can listen to this episode ad-free by joining t…
 
Friend of the pod Allyn Morse joins Lara for a deep dive into The Deep End before digging into last week's RHOBH. They theorize about what Sutton possibly could have said to trigger Crystal on that fateful night in Tahoe, admire Crystal and Kyle's negotiation tactics, praise Dorit's acting skills, yearn to be whisked away to Punta Mita and so much …
 
Lara and Carey throw it back to the olde Vanderpump Rules days of yore and recap Season 4 Ep. 12 for their live show in Philadelphia, aka this week's bonus episode. The gang (minus Stassi and Kristen) descends on Hawaii for fun in the sun, tequila on the beach and tits out in the river. Jax suffers from a gnarly coke bloat/steroid combo, Brittany i…
 
Carey reveals a stunningly dark Disney+ truth and he and Lara chat about Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman singlehandedly keeping the film industry afloat, The Northman and the Johnny vs. Amber verdict before getting into Mob Wives. The Season 2 reunion kicks off with Joy Behar at the helm asking the hard-hitting questions. Renee's sister makes a couple…
 
Lara and Carey are LIVE at the Cedar Cultural Center in Minneapolis! They chat about flying first class, networking at The Mall of America and more before getting into this past week's episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. There's a reading from Rinna's book, Rinnavation, a gay exorcism, Parisian couture, darkness and soooo much more. You ca…
 
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