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Stoner Virgo, hi-ho hi-ho, it’s off to work we go. Is that the mantra that keeps you safe, happy, and pushing progress? In October there will be an opportunity to squeeze more out of life than tangible project manifestation. With the season of Libra, celestial influence brings balance and opportunity for the stoner Virgin. Sure sure, I know stoner …
 
Stoner Taurus very few members of the stoner Zodiac enjoy some “me time” more than you. Celestial influence in the second Fall month brings support for internal contemplation. But instead of vanity, the cosmic winds will bring a more progressive and constructive internal attention. October presents an opportunity to recognize your stellar stoner tr…
 
My dear stoner Pisces, it is not by accident that you are considered the most kind and caring amongst the stoner Zodiac. It is your ability and willingness to take the time to listen unconditionally to your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts. And really get to know them, which earns you the title of ‘the sensitive one’. Some might see this as a ne…
 
Stoner Scorpio we are entering into a month of re-balancing. This October exercise in stability will pull your guarded emotional fringes back to center. No more leaning on emotional crutches my fierce Scorpion! By the end of the second Fall month you will be standing firmly on two feet, square, balanced, and confident. Lean into the cosmic winds of…
 
Stoner Sagittarius do you feel that bounce in your step? That positive vibration in your bow tension? You are feeling an extra tingle in the air for good reason. The universe will be vibrating in tune with your celestial mission in October. Toke time for cannabis in consistent light smoke sessions this month. There is a true blessing in the univers…
 
Ah stoner Libra, you are the stoner star sign filled with a balanced mission on the terrestrial plane. But so often this justice-seeking eye is turned outwardly as you strive to bring balance to others. In October, cosmic winds may knock you out of your comfort zone. Instead of bringing justice and balance to your smoke circle, the month will be fi…
 
Stoner Leo, the theme of October is to manage expectations. Others EXPECT you to be the roaring, reefer-loving Lion; ready to light one up, and lead your fellow stoner Zodiac up through the haze to higher planes. Right now, at this moment, what you need to focus on most are the expectations you have for yourself! You see no one else staring back at…
 
Stoner Gemini, for some in the stoner Zodiac autumn is a time to slow down, bundle up, and allow themselves a little more time being comfortably stoned on the couch. But, this month, the stoner Twin will not be caught lounging or wasting any of the limited hours of daylight the Fall season offers. While many around you will be content slowing their…
 
My diligent stoner Capricorn, October promises to be a wonderful time period. Even if cosmic support goes against your usual stoner directives, there will be opportunity for growth and progress. With the connected nature of cannabis, it will be easy to float high out of your comfort zone. The studious stoner Capricorn is one of the hard working mem…
 
Stoner Cancer, you are often characterized by the unpredictability of your emotions; consistently pulled back and forth between elevated highs and seemingly unavoidable lows. But this October, you can expect to experience a period of true and welcomed peace. It will take investment and effort on your part, but you can reach the middle of the path o…
 
Stoner Aries the October time period will be enlightening, frustrating, and fantastic all in one balanced ball of celestial perfection. The season of Libra will bring with it something you are not accustomed to: Balance. This statement may seem silly at first. But you are the energetic Ram, always on the front hoof moving forward, guided by exubera…
 
It’s October stoner Aquarius! The first full month of Fall. The days are growing shorter while the trees are shedding their leaves in anticipation of the frosty winter blanket they will soon be wearing. As you look around you will notice most others in your orbit are stocking up their stash jars, pulling out their warmer wardrobe, and generally pre…
 
Stoner Taurus, if this September was taking place in the latest Fall rom-rom: Everyone would be roasting bowls. Ready with witty one-liners and snarky comebacks. Passing the joint while laughing at each other’s five-year-old. Espousing inside stoner jokes that have been told a hundred times before, but that everyone still thinks are hilarious. The …
 
Stoner Scorpio the first Fall month sets up to be a blessed period, but it won’t be devoid of tactical nuance. So much of the universal influence and support in September centers around effort born from creativity, married to community. Wow, that was a mouthful. Early in the month toke time with the sacred herb to tap into the creative complex of t…
 
Click click click is the loud sound as the car is jerked forward in unison. You are filled with anxiety and anticipation. Each click, each jerk, draws more eagerness and dread inside of you. Finally the car reaches the top of the climb. There is a moment of weightlessness before the plunge. Acceleration, euphoria, and adrenaline all combine in that…
 
For some stoner Pisces, September will mark the beginning of a new chapter in their smokey story; a time where the weather is cooling down, but the good vibes are heating up. For others, it could be a continuation of the same hazy, hard-to-handle happenings they have been dealing with in past months. But, it’s not up to the cosmos which path will b…
 
Stoner Libra, remember that even the tallest of trees is only as strong as its roots. With cosmic winds expected to increase with intensity, and become more unpredictable in September, it will be crucial to prepare yourself. Make sure you are planted firmly in solid ground. If you haven’t been working in the past months on finding your inner equili…
 
Stoner Leo in many ways September will play out like a choose-your-own-adventure tale. As you are the author of your own story, attention must be paid early in the month to manifest positivity so you don’t write a nightmarish chapter. Seriously stoner Lion. Toke time early in the month to meditate with the sacred herb. Make sure this solo smoke ses…
 
Stoner Capricorn the month of September sets up to be as complex as your inner machinations. As it is tough to pin down your stoner traits on any given day, so too will it be difficult to predict universal influence in the first Fall month. Make sure your treasure chest of cannabis strains is loaded early in the month my mercurial Sea-Goat. Flexibi…
 
Dare to dream stoner Gemini. The September time period is a powerful month for the stoner Twin. Confidence, diligence, and a positive mental attitude will be the keys to unlocking the cosmic magic manifesting in the first Fall month. Early in the month toke time with the sacred herb. Dare to dream stoner Gemini! Use communions with cannabis to fly …
 
Stoner Cancer, if there is one thing you can count on in September, it’s that plans are always subject to change. This doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try to look ahead, just don’t stress too much when you have to alter course, or take a different route, to reach your destination. These detours, which at first might feel like setbacks or delays, could e…
 
Stoner Aries the cosmic influence of September doesn’t lean into your strong stoner traits. Introspective contemplation is never your desired state of mind! However, sometimes a little support in areas unfamiliar is the key to a progressive period. Don’t fret my bold Ram. With the contemplative universal support present this month, deep dives with …
 
Stoner Aquarius, you are familiar with, and likely partake in, some form of annual Spring cleaning. How about the concept of Fall foundation building? Are you ready? It might sound like it’s still a long way away, but just like objects in the mirror, 2022 is much closer than it appears! After the past few months spent on the grind: Working, playing…
 
Stoner Virgo the month of August will be similar to that time you hit the pipe, or joint, one time too many in one session. Crashing waves of stoned paranoia followed by troughs of paralyzing deep contemplative thoughts all leaving you beached on an island within yourself. We’ve all been there, my logical Virgin. The great news is that you survived…
 
Stoner Taurus August will be an emotional period. All of the human condition will be felt on the terrestrial journey through the final Summer month. In the first two weeks of August, lean heavy on the sacred connection provided by cannabis. Universal influence will support digging deep into the roots of your familial bonds. Toke time to medicate an…
 
Stoner Scorpio, who said the Summer season was all about lounging in the solar rays? Not you, not this August! No need to prepare for an ambitious final Summer month, you already know what is coming. And it comes fast stoner Scorpio. Universal influence will make an immediate impact in the first days of August as all your hard work recently will tr…
 
Stoner Sagittarius August will be a month of contemplation and great progress; so long as you toke the time to make it so. So long as you stay within your protected boundaries of the smoke circle, all campaigns will be met with swift victory! The stoner Archer is a master strategist, and firm in their faith. Cosmic winds of enlightenment will offer…
 
Stoner Pisces, although it’s peak Summer, not every day will be filled with fun in the sun. You may feel tempted at times to call out from work, and hit the open road in search of secluded smoke spots to toke a break from the daily grind. Unfortunately, you still have business to handle my slippery Fish. Rent is still due, bills need to be paid, an…
 
Get ready for fun in the sun stoner Libra. Positive solar rays will be beaming expansive influence in August. Perhaps this is the pay-off from months of hard work. Perhaps it’s just dumb luck, or destiny. Thankfully this cosmic wind of universal support won’t come with many requirements or traps. Simple PMA, a positive mental attitude, will be the …
 
Stoner Leo let’s get lit in August! Universal influence will be beaming with sunny rays that accentuate the traits of the stoner Lion. As long as you mind your self reflection, expansive progress and smokin good times are assured in the final Summer month. The leader of the stoner Zodiac must be confident and certain. However, the confident stoner …
 
Are you ready stoner Gemini? I know you are. And the stoner Zodiac is waiting with anticipation. August will be the time of the Twin, and the world will be a more exciting, and colorful place because of it. The universe will be shining a big bright light on you stoner Gemini. Don’t get stage fright. We all need you to perform. Thankfully, this big …
 
Stoner Cancer, you are known for being the most cautious and calculating of all the stoner Zodiac; usually you prefer to take the tried-and-true path over the road less traveled. But, this month the chronic-loving Crab will have the chance to get in touch with their more spontaneous side. This doesn’t mean you should let all of your inhibitions go …
 
What a wonderful time to be a stoner Capricorn! The final Summer month will bring blessings of opportunity and understanding to the plotting Sea-Goat. Stoner Capricorn, I understand that your primary modes are logic based, and it certainly has suited you well on our terrestrial plane. But early in the month you will have the opportunity to dive dee…
 
Stoner Aries, you’ve been blazing hot and fast since the Summer season started. So you don’t have to feel like you’re missing out if you decide to slow your roll, and coast into the cooler days of Fall. Of course, you don’t want to completely burn out, and spend the whole month in a perpetual state of couch-lock. But know this my restful Ram: It’s …
 
Stoner Aquarius, you have spent the first months of Summer doing what you do best: Helping all of your closest cannabis companions to weather the cosmic storms, and maintaining cooler heads in the face of increased tension and turmoil. You don’t have to completely abandon your friends when they’re in need, but during the remaining Summer days of Au…
 
Stoner Virgo, your Zodiac peers often look enviously to your example: An easy breezy, go-with-the-flow kind of stride that keeps everyone wondering, “How DO they do it?” As nice as it is to recite mantras like, ‘keep calm and puff on’ or ‘light up and let go’, you know the truth stoner Virgo: It takes work! Don’t get caught up in making it look so …
 
Stoner Taurus, you pride yourself in your housekeeping, your personal wellbeing, and the wellbeing of others. Your door, and stash jars, are always open to your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts. Whether they are seeking to take rest before embarking on their next cosmic journey, or they are there to spend time chopping it up with the smoke circl…
 
Stoner Scorpio rejoice! It’s officially Summer season, and the warming weather will melt some of your pesky stoner traits. Get ready to light up the trails to sacred terrestrial smoke spots. Fears and inhibitions will withdraw as walls of confidentiality are broken down. The planetary influence of July will mute the stoner Scorpion’s natural inclin…
 
Stoner Pisces, great buds do not happen by accident. It takes the right climate, inputs, and conditions to grow those dense, frosty nugs. Even the biggest plant in the garden started as a tiny seed that relied on the nutrients of the lowly soil. Some of your partners-in-chronic might see themselves as the dankest ones in the group, but remember sto…
 
Stoner Sagittarius July will be an expansive time period. It will be as if the Centaurian Archer grew wings, and manifested themselves into a cosmic unicorn capable of flight. Stock your sacred smoke box with various cannabis strains. Different situations will require different tools to enhance the cosmic mission of July. Strains that assist deep c…
 
Stoner Libra, your days of solo smoke sessions on your sofa are over. It’s time you join your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts in soaking up the Summer sun. It’s time to blaze bowls at your favorite outdoor smoke spots! It may have taken you a bit longer than your cannabis companions, but you are back to full burn: Ready to fill July with epic …
 
It’s good to be the stoner Lion of the Zodiac. July will be a blessed period for the stoner Leo. Communication skills will be accentuated by celestial influence. The highest reaches of the stoner Leo will only be limited by their cosmic imagination. Puff puff pass on the anxiety this month stoner Leo. Your brilliant communication skills will be fur…
 
Stoner Gemini, the second Summer month is sure to be lit. Your terrestrial travels will be bountiful and blessed; as the sweet Summer Sun sends cosmic kisses of warm energy to the creative Twin. Feel the flow stoner Gemini. This month your enigmatic personality will attract fellow cannabis connoisseurs as if a positive spell has been cast across th…
 
Stoner Capricorn there is so much of your wonderful nature that is steeped in tradition and consistency. But sometimes major steps of growth can come from breaking free from dependable routines. July will test the stoner Sea-Goat. But this is a worthwhile exam. Use the perspective expanding nature of the sacred herb to break out of your traditional…
 
Stoner Cancer, as you move through the warm tides of the season, all eyes will be on you! While you are a moon child, the Summer sun will illuminate your energetic aura, and make you shine even brighter. Cannabis hybrid strains should be your go-to green gas as you speed through July. These balanced buds will keep you grounded while your spirit and…
 
Stoner Aries prepare for fireworks in July. No, this explosive analogy is not tied to dramatics within the smoke circle; but instead, think of yourself as the streaking explosion of color across the night sky. The universe is sending coordinated tools of positivity your way in the second Summer month. Where you may be headstrong and over exuberant …
 
Stoner Aquarius throughout the month you are sure to be a cool oasis for your fellow tokin terrestrial astronauts journeying throughout the hot, hazy days of July. Being in your presence will be as refreshing as the first sip of water after hours spent melting in the sun; as invigorating as the first puff after an extended tolerance break. You can …
 
Stoner Aries with summer in full swing, you are fired up, roaring and ready to blaze full speed ahead. You are the fun-loving spirit who will say yes to almost any invitation for adventure. The one who is down to join your partners in chronic on all of their endo-excursions. But proceed with caution this month. The goal is to make the most of the l…
 
Stoner Cancer sweet Summer is finally here. While you watch your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts pack their sunscreen, sticky green, and plenty of stoner-approved snacks, ready to hit their favorite outdoor smoke spot, you might find yourself feeling like your couch is a more appealing destination. My resilient Crab, it’s been a wild ride the …
 
It’s the season of the Twin! Stoner Gemini I am sure you are geared up and ready to toke all you can this month. But watch out! There are hidden cosmic elements that should pull the reins on highly ambitious expectations. Chill stoner Gemini, this month is going to be fantastic. With the right attitude, realistic expectations, and a measured cannab…
 
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